Survive That Attack!

[njmksr]

I'm not home.

I tell Caboose that the next user's on our team

[kerbiloid]

I step aside, and a manned railroad car passes by.

I create a time loop for the next post making it answer its own suggestion.

[legoclone09]

I'm Doctor Who and stop it.

I spam you with these.

http://rickrollbymail.com/

[kerbiloid]

I change the reference axis and rickroll turns into rickyaw and rickpitch.

Now your NavBall is inverted.

[TopHeavy11]

I call on Chuck Norris to reverse the poles of the Earth/Kerbin to match, as well as everything else in existence and beyond.

 

I call the Borg.

[njmksr]

A conveniently placed EMP shuts down the Borg.

 

I run skynet.exe without running it past SmartScreen and instruct it to take out the next user.

[TopHeavy11]

I EMP that crap.

 

The next user is gonna have a bad time.

[kerbiloid]

I correct the time (date was still correct) in my computer settings. Now it's no more not bad, it's good.

Preparing  to EMP the Borg's final boss, you see a message: "Low battery". EMPer gets hybernated.

[njmksr]

My EMPer may not work, but I call on the power of paradoxes to kill the Borg!

I play the Brown Note in the vicinity of the next user.

[RocketSquid]

That myth has already been busted. Also squid. Also water.

I use the deadliest of weapons... a halfbrick... inside of a sock!

 

[ZentroCatson]

My CIWS cannons shall get rid of that foul brick!

I throw an egg at the next poster.

 

[cantab]

I catch it in a saucepan, add some butter and milk, and cook up a nice scramble.

Well, except it's full of eggshell, so I feed it to the next poster.

[legoclone09]

I close my mouth.

I play a song to the next poster.
 

Spoiler

lol get 4evrrolled

 

[njmksr]

1 minute ago, legoclone09 said:

I close my mouth.

I play a song to the next poster.
 

  Reveal hidden contents

lol get 4evrrolled

 

I wear noise cancelling headphones.

I feed the next poster to the Kraken.

[legoclone09]

I restart the universe, killing everyone.

Edited September 13, 2016 by legoclone09

[TopHeavy11]

I Crtl+5ed.

U mad, brah?

 

I make everyone including the next poster Mr. Bean.

[cantab]

I decide to paint my house with dynamite, and just after I light the fuse and run, the next poster steps in.

[kerbiloid]

I step in, feel a smoke, take the fuse and drop it into a trash can.

I leave a lighted candle in its dungeon and walk away. Somebody enters the house a minute later.

[ZentroCatson]

Luckily I'm wearing an exosuit.

I punch the next poster with my exosuit arms!

[DaMachinator]

I am in a tank. The tank's reactive armor resists the blow.

I shoot the next poster with a HEAT round.

[Dark Junior]

I'm not a robot

I create an invisible death robot, and send it after the next poster

[TedwinKnockman66]

I use Jarate and flamethrower against that robot.

I use Bonkers D. Bobcat to Destroy next user.

[Dark Junior]

I shot him. Boom, headshot!

I drop a Star Destroyer on the next user (Just like Starkiller)

[DaMachinator]

I use the presence of an object from the Star Wars universe to selectively manipulate the laws of physics, and it stops in place.

 

I put all chemical reactions in a radius of 3 metres from the next poster's location into equilibrium, killing everything relying on chemical reactions in that area.

[cantab]

Quantum mechanics says no such thing as perfect equilibrium.

I launch the next poster at high speed into a wall with two slits in it.