The Great Naked Space Man

[Felsmak]

The Great Naked Space Man is a tall, humanoid entity whose irresistible, masculine physique could cause anyone who gazes upon him to swoon in a matter of seconds. He lives in orbit around Kerbin where he's constantly ready to seduce unsuspecting Kerbonauts as they go on EVA, and they invariably give in and embrace him within a minute of his appearance in their vicinity.

As of yet, no Kerbal has been able to resist him. This is bad, because he's also very dangerous. As soon as a lovestruck Kerbal approaches the Great Naked Space Man for a kiss, he removes its helmet and causes a rapid decompression of its space suit. His victim dies in his strong, manly arms from asphyxiation, and he then proceeds with consuming its soul before he vanishes into the blackness.

So far, over a dozen Kerbals are confirmed to have perished at the mighty hands of the Great Naked Space Man, and Kerbal souls are believed to be his favourite food as well as the source of the strange, hunky glow that surrounds his flawless body. Numerous attempts have been made to improve the safety for spacewalking Kerbals, including the development of increasingly complex locking mechanisms for helmets, but unfortunately, he has outsmarted Kerbin's finest engineers every single time. He could open even the world’s most complex helmet in a mere 69 seconds, and it looks like there's no real way to beat the Great Naked Space Man besides staying inside.

Edited May 6, 2014 by Felsmak

[HafCoJoe]

I am so confused.

[Random Tank]

Errrrr.... Yeah, Joe, I agree....

What?

[Naten]

Run.

Get out of here.

Now.

[Jon Tash]

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I want the Kraken back!

[KvickFlygarn87]

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[Liowen]

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[r4pt0r]

not sure what im looking at, but it cant be a good thing. just look at that mustache.