[FORUM GAME] The tall skyscraper game.

[jgjiscool]

The troll performs a ritual on you known as 'Me-kill-you.' He notices the book in your hand and realizes that it\'s his favorite book. He then let\'s you go free in exchange for the book and you climb shakily to floor 79. When you get there, you feel a bit wheezy, there is an oxygen canister nearby, but it\'s guarded by an SAS soldier.

Do you:

A) Creep up on him (or try to) to get the canister.

Ask politely if you can have the canister.

C) Stumble on as the oxygen fades from your brain.

[Inquisitor]

Option C. You stumble as your brain depletes its remaining O2. [this also causes threads to fade too]. The SAS solider is not too pleased with you stumbling around here and tries take you in for questing... However sensing the danger to his lead rocket designer Jeb [now Jeb the anti-mater / mater rocket from 75] blows through the window, smashes through some ammo boxes brought there by the soldier, setting them off in a blase of fire and smoke and RPGs, and heads at full speed for the soldier. Jeb grabs the would be captor, and with a tremendous whoooosshhhhhhhhhhhhh he sails out the other side saving you for the moment....

As he soars upwards you realize that you need to leave now, there is even less air and an exploding ammo dump makes poor company. Thankfully in the commotion the soldier dropped his trusty breathing googles.

They cant have too much air, so you move quickly up to the next floor.

Floor 80 is completely submerged in water, (good thing you have breathing googles) your options:

a) grab a passing whale, and see where it takes you

encounter Michael Phelps, smoke, uhhh something ...

c) challenge the local octopuses to a game of twister

[mincespy]

You go to level 80.

You find Chuck Testa.

[Caesar15]

Nope. Chuck testa.

You go to level 81, you find a computer with KSP at its full state, you open it up and you get rickrolled

[Alfastar]

You go to level 82.

You see a computer, same as you seen on level 81, but this computer have NO KSP, but a strange link what looks to be linked to a Youtube video.

(A) You click on the link with all risk.

( you run to level 83.

[mincespy]

You go to level 38.

You find an elevator. The elevator dosen\'t work.

[Radion]

You use a piece of scrap-metal from 79 and break open the elevator. You then break open the top of the elevator, and climb to level 84, where you find some Iroquois harvesting corn planted in the floor. Do you:

a) Realize your hunger and use the scrap-metal and kill them, taking their crops

Beat them with your scrap-metal out of anger, then proceed to level 85 without the corn

c) Make peace with them, then kill them and take their corn

d) Other

[Inquisitor]

Option C: Using treaties, but not holding your self to them you make peace. When you take corn in violation of the treaty the Iroquois become upset and try to take it back. Of course now you have your justification to quell this insurrection.

Moving right along with a full belly you head to level 85, here you find a star-trek warp core (this is a green building!):

Do you:

a) eject it out into space because its totally awesome every time they do that 8)

give plans to developer team, so that they can take heir simulator to the next level!

c) allow the descendants of the recently slaughtered Native Americans use the warp core to power their casinos, as an empty jester to repay centuries of genocide :\'(

[Caesar15]

You go to level 82.

You see a computer, same as you seen on level 81, but this computer have NO KSP, but a strange link what looks to be linked to a Youtube video.

(A) You click on the link with all risk.

( you run to level 83.

why did you guys skip this...............

[Radion]

why did you guys skip this...............

We didn\'t. Mincespy said he was going to level 83 (he switched the numbers, but I believe that\'s what he meant).

[jgjiscool]

And also the thread is fading because of the lack of oxygen. You arrive at... it\'s hard to tell what level it is, but you\'re pretty sure the sign says 'Elephant'

[mincespy]

You go to 86, and there\'s another staircase.

[Radion]

You go to level 87, only barely conscious. You stumble on the last step and hit the 87th level floor. You look up and find a black shadow staring down on you before you lose consciousness.

[jgjiscool]

When you regain consciousness, you are in an ambulance... which is inside the building somehow. They offer you an oxygen tank and then drive out the window. You are still on level 87.

[flying_chair]

You get back to level 87 and see the shadow is a mechanical version of Jeb. You run for you\'re life to level 88.

[Nooblet68]

(You go to the Second Floor... But you can\'t get out...)

[flying_chair]

You take a huge hammer to a wall, you jump out but you\'re parachute does not open, you go to level 89 for hospital treatment.

[mincespy]

You go up one floor.

It\'s over nine... ty.

[Nooblet68]

You go up one floor.

It\'s over nine... ty.

But then the lift breaks, and you plummet to floor -3000 AKA Croydon (Twinned with Hell)

[hpearson]

you go to floor 88 and find waldo

[Guest]

you go to floor 89 and find death giving you cookies

[Radion]

You go to level 90, and find that Death\'s cookies were fake. Crying, a flying cakes floats in front of you (the cake is crying).

[hpearson]

you go to level 91, the princess is in another castle

[iamwearingpants]

You ascend to level 92, and find death again. He reveals himself as Drak and gives you a hug.

[flying_chair]

You got to level 93 and you find mincespy running towards you like a maiiac, you jump out of the window because you are so scared.