What would you do on a Space Station?

[Guest]

This is a thread where you tell us what you'd do on a Space Station.

Notes:

-The station doesn't have artificial gravity.

-We are all on the same station, So you can say what you'd do and talk about other users.

-No side conversation.

Lemme start:

I'd go fly my way to Red Iron Crown.

[WinkAllKerb'']

I go to botanics room watching thing growing and once there open musics and intercom

[IcarusBen]

Meanwhile, I'm on hold with the KSC while requesting a centrifugal ring.

[Tery215]

I try to sit on a couch repeatedly, but fail.

[R0cketC0der]

Create a game that is about being on a space station, just so I can play it while being on a real station.

[Guest]

I'd go try to drink a beer... Out of a bottle....

[IcarusBen]

I watch you trying to drink out of a bottle and remind you that we need to install that giant space ring.

[Guest]

Then I remind Icarus that the station itself is 500 billion USD.

Then I successfully get a sip of the beer after 5 minutes.

[Tex]

You'd probably find me in the spacious Recreation Room, doing flips, playing Microgravity Dodgeball, or maybe playing KSP on a provided laptop :3

[Guest]

I go with Maximus and we do Zero-Gravity high-fives!

[IcarusBen]

I go EVA, and start trying to spin the station because I'm so sick of zero-G. I then release we have RCS, and proceed to spin the station like that. I over-estimate and we're all stuck to the wall.

[WinkAllKerb'']

I stop the music after the song "upside down" ended then i try to find others crew member to show the latest results and ask them what they think of enlarging current test panel including more seed variety than actually and some sea vegetal regarding thoose results.

[Guest]

I go on EVA then I stop the Station rotation... Then I slap Icarus in the face

[IcarusBen]

I flee the station in a Soyuz capsule, thus stranding everyone. Unfortunately, my capsule is hit by debris and I have to EVA back to the station. Now nobody can get off this flying deathtrap.

I miss gravity.

[Guest]

I tell Icarus that we have everything here. Food, Water, Internet, and TV.

I like No gravity

[IcarusBen]

I tell Fyre to go shove off before I start watching videos of things falling down.

[WinkAllKerb'']

Pfewww that was close i grab a beer and whisper.

[xrayfishx]

In my attempt to eat popcorn while watching Icarus and Fyre argue I spill popcorn everywhere. Then I start catching it using a vacuum cleaner. One thing leads to another and the vacuum cleaner starts blowing the dust and popcorn back outside of it. The whole station is soon filled with dust and popcorn. There are no other vacuum cleaners on the station. Then I get a genius idea of compressing the air in half the station into small canisters, putting a filter near the airlock between the two halves and then open that airlock. The good thing is that there's now a lot less dust and popcorn in the station, the bad news is that half the station is damaged from that sudden blast of air. Also, for some time, the pressure is much lower than it's supposed to be. It rises slowly, because the canisters with compressed air have to release the air through a filter, but the filters have to be changed often. Once all that's done I realize that we're now out of coffee filters and there are no alternative methods for making coffee. Luckily I don't drink coffee and I'm a sadistic [unfriendly person] so I laugh at everyone else's despair.

[Guest]

I ask xray to go Recover that Soyuz that was hit with debris.

We steal your popcorn as me and Icarus laugh at you.

Then you get the Soyuz on the station. (But ONLY the capsule, Not the whole thing)

[xrayfishx]

Well screw you, guys, I'm going home. I attach SRBs to the Soyuz capsule, undock and fire them, only to realize I placed them the wrong way. And that I'm not in the capsule either. Now the Soyuz starts slowly drifting apart. Also the station is now on an escape trajectory which would bring it past Venus, from there past Jupiter (or if this is supposed to be Kerbin universe, make that Eve and Jool) which would send it to a Sun escape trajectory. The station uses RCS to stop the rotation, but it can't slow down. I go on an EVA and try to pull the Soyuz back with a rope. But it's gone for good, now. I try to come back inside, only to find out the airlock hatch is stuck.

[randomness5555]

Probably throw up due to the wierdness of 0-G. Then, look down at the earth and have a panic attack due to my fear of heights.

[RocketscientistV]

Fall unconscious from freefall and when I wake up I find my way to the Med-bay.

I did fall unconscious from a roller coaster before.

[mrrpamplemousse]

Try to adapt to the condition of free falling and then gaze down through one of the few windows at the Earth, a bright colorful sphere in the emptiness of the space, being sure of the fact that we live in the future...

[WinkAllKerb'']

Just received a new assign from KSC, waiting for taxi

[IcarusBen]

I use the complex strategy of get out and push to slow us down enough so that we land nice and softly on Laythe. I begin salvaging parts to build a launcher to bring us back into orbit.