100 Clues You've Been Playing KSP Too Much

[Fr8monkey]

OK. Let's fill out the list...

1. You want to put RCS thrusters on your car because it will help you parallel park.

2. When you get off the freeway, you say you're in your destinations SOI.

3. You call the place you work "Mission Control".

4. You call lunch "Snacks"

5. Going out to get the mail, you say you are going on an EVA.

6. Whenever you have a streak of bad luck, you blame the Kraken.

7. You go home from work and you tell your family; "Honey, I'm home from the mission!"

8. Your low fuel light comes on and you wonder who you can call for re-fueling.

9. You are exhausted and you tell your significant other that you don't have the DV to get up off the couch.

10. You changed your last name to Kerman.

Edited June 20, 2014 by Fr8monkey

[xrayfishx]

I think there's already a couple of threads like this, but whatever.

11. When you see KSP in your dreams.

12. When you see "25kN" written on a climbing wall support ring and you start doubting if it's enough (happened to me today).

13. When you convert all velocities to m/s to understand them.

14. When you are disappointed with every sentence a science show says about rocketry because "that's basic knowledge" or oversimplified.

15. When you try not to get involved in any rocketry-related arguments with your friends because they will not understand a thing you're saying and will just think you're crazy.