[FORUM GAME] The conspiracy game.

[mincespy]

Pretty simple game.

Come up with simple conspiracies and post them here.

Example:

Mincespy has been hired by the Spammers\' association to spam the KSP forum with forum games such as these!

The spammers\' association plan to take over the internet!

...But not as rubbish as that.

Go.

[Grove]

The government of United States of America, is hiding the fact that Extra terrestrials have already visited Earth and are helping e.b.e.\'s to colonize...

[RichieD76]

Michael Jackson isnt dead at all.....He\'s living on Hitlers secret moonbase with Elvis and JFK. The US goverment used their apparent deaths as finacial stimulation in the retail market with people buying collectors stamps, mugs and t-shirts

[Drakomis]

Drakomis is actually a very nice guy and he\'s really not as bad as he\'s made out to be....

[Grove]

Drakomis is actually a very nice guy and he\'s really not as bad as he\'s made out to be....

You are not bad!

[Misterspork]

Kerbal Space Program\'s purpose is actually to pick out the best engineers(Or craziest) out of all of us and abduct us to the real Kerbin.

[Drakomis]

You are not bad!

Dangit, I best try har- I-I mean...why thank you!

*runs off*

[Grove]

Dangit, I best try har- I-I mean...why thank you!

*runs off*

Somehow that induced a LOL to my system...

[iamwearingpants]

All cheese is actually gelled extraterrestrial urine. The Illuminati are using it to control our minds.

[Guest GroundHOG-2010]

People are actaully real, they are just computer constructs. =P

[ping111]

Secret Societies of Kerbin

[Altair1371]

HarvesteR has already finished the game, he just wants to make us squirm impatiently.

[Polecat Industries]

We really CAN breathe in space, but governments just want us to spend money on spacesuits!

[Festivefire]

the pudding has something in it. they use it to keep us obedient. DON\'T EAT THE PUDDING! JOIN THE UPRISING AGAINST OUR INVISIBLE PUDDING POISONING OVERLORDS!!!

[Guest GroundHOG-2010]

We can survive underwater, just the fish kicked us out. We are winning in the war though?

[NIN3]

The moderators atually have a secrate board, where they discuss us and how to get rid of us.......

The cake is telling the truth, but beware the pie.

[Festivefire]

the pie is fine. the custard is the real lie.

[NIN3]

The custard didnt do it, but the candelstick has that look.

[Festivefire]

the kerbal government has killed all other living creatures on the planet, or in fact everyone not at the launch center. that\'s why we only have grass, and kerbals, and we never see cities anywhere.

[NIN3]

The launch center is infact the only building above the surface, as all other kerbals live deep underground, because the goverment told them that a nucular fall out had happend. In reality, a very rich man builds rockets for 3 kerbals to be throwen into space on.

[Altair1371]

This whole world is just your imagination, and your subconscious warns you through messages like these to get you to WAKE UP.

[Festivefire]

your personal text isn\'t there. it\'s just a plot to control your mind and harvest your thoughts through your addictions to forums.

[Tim_Barrett]

Your eyes actually project objects. When you close them, everything just dissappears.

[Festivefire]

LSD is good for you. the government wants to keep us stupid.

[Altair1371]

Oxygen is poisonous, it just takes about 80 years for it to affect you.