_Augustus_ Posted August 9, 2014 Share Posted August 9, 2014 What kind of soup is a water soup? Those aren't on our menu here.Waiter, there's a gun in my soup! Can I keep it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noname117 Posted August 10, 2014 Share Posted August 10, 2014 Oops, wrong guy. *walks away muttering "CIA, we've been discovered. I gave the delivery to the wrong guy, abort the assassination."Waiter, there's a counting down timer in my soup, it reads 12 seconds at the moment... 11... 10... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Im The One Posted August 10, 2014 Share Posted August 10, 2014 Well never mind the numbers mason.Waiter, there is a frigate in my soup. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tery215 Posted August 10, 2014 Share Posted August 10, 2014 No, that's just an ant. The restaurant is made of ants.Waiter! There's a government in my soup! It's firing missiles at me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OrbitusII Posted August 10, 2014 Share Posted August 10, 2014 Your best bet is to try and make peace, but there's no guarantee they'll listen.WAAAAAIIIIIITER I still haven't gotten my soup! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tery215 Posted August 10, 2014 Share Posted August 10, 2014 Well, did you order any?Waiter, there's a restaurant in my soup!Did your restaurant's chef cut up the rivaling restaurants and hide the evidence in the soup? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Megalodon 720 Posted August 10, 2014 Share Posted August 10, 2014 If it's edible then why are you complaining?Waiter, there's oil in my soup. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Colserra3 Posted August 10, 2014 Share Posted August 10, 2014 Sorry, BP's been at it again! *chuckle*Waiter! There's a Slipspace drive in my soup. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Augustus_ Posted August 10, 2014 Share Posted August 10, 2014 Oh, the aliens must have mixed it up.Waiter, there's a rocket launcher in my soup! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CaelumEtAstra Posted August 10, 2014 Share Posted August 10, 2014 Too late, that rocket launcher is aimed at you.Waiter there's a possessed butter knife in my soup! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jetwave Posted August 10, 2014 Share Posted August 10, 2014 That's for buttering your bread. You did order bread right?Waiter my soup is trying to eat me! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CRITAWAKETS Posted August 10, 2014 Share Posted August 10, 2014 Thats because its inverted soup so it eats you!Waiter! There is just a tomato in my tomato soup! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Augustus_ Posted August 10, 2014 Share Posted August 10, 2014 Because it's tomato soup!Waiter! There's soup in my soup! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jetwave Posted August 10, 2014 Share Posted August 10, 2014 Terribly sorry sir, I'll get you a new bowl of soupless soup.Waiteeeeer! There's no bowl for my soup! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Augustus_ Posted August 10, 2014 Share Posted August 10, 2014 The bowl is edible and made of soup.Waiter! There's a wild cougar in my soup! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Colserra3 Posted August 10, 2014 Share Posted August 10, 2014 Well, if you aren't liking her maybe you could pass her on to me?Waiter! There's a Facehugger in my soup! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jetwave Posted August 10, 2014 Share Posted August 10, 2014 It only wants a hug.Waiter! My soup tastes like soup! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kinglet Posted August 10, 2014 Share Posted August 10, 2014 Everything is fine. Now please follow the kind lady in the bright yellow hazmat suit, will you?Waiter, there's a jet engine causing waves in my soup! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OrbitusII Posted August 10, 2014 Share Posted August 10, 2014 Sell it, I suppose. A jet engine that can work while submerged in soup is undoubtedly pretty advanced.Waiter, I'm in my soup. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sun Posted August 10, 2014 Share Posted August 10, 2014 Then, don't pour it all over yourself next time!Waiter, -999999ERROR Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
O Nerd Posted August 10, 2014 Share Posted August 10, 2014 Mr. Sun, please follow to the Avast download page.Waiter, there is a Jupiter in my soup! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OrbitusII Posted August 11, 2014 Share Posted August 11, 2014 What a deal! You not only get soup but you also get a whole planet!Waiter, there's garlic in my soup and I'm allergic! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gooddog15 Posted August 11, 2014 Share Posted August 11, 2014 I'm so sorry....... OH MY KOD!!!!Kill it! Kill it with stakes! Then kill it with fire!Waiter why is my dog licking my soup Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Designer225 Posted August 11, 2014 Share Posted August 11, 2014 The dog's owner ordered that soup... Wait a sec... RECEPTIONIST! Get this guest checked in!Waiter, there is a pig in my soup! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AletzN1 Posted August 11, 2014 Share Posted August 11, 2014 Yes... Quick! Turn him into bacon!Wait, what's thi- ... Waiter! There's blue crystal meth on my soup! I think you got the wrong kind of cook! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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