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Waiter, theres a _____________ in my soup!


kenbobo

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I'm sorry, sir; although I am technically in your soup, sir, this is because you have spilled your soup on the floor and I was required to tread in it in order to arrive here, sir. It seems you are very intoxicated, sir, and I would suggest that you call a taxi and find your way home.

Waiter, my soup is emitting significant Cherenkov radiation and is reaching prompt criticality due to the neutron-reflective bowl! I didn't order the nuclear salt-water soup, waiter!

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