Waiter, theres a _____________ in my soup!

[cubinator]

Waiter, there's a slime mold in my soup!

[0111narwhalz]

Why are you worried? Is it congealing already?

Waiter! My soup is experiencing a metastable vacuum collapse cascade!

[TopHeavy11]

OH NO! IT'S A PARADOX! !XODARAP S'TI !ON HO

 

 

 

!retiaW yM puos si gniklat sdrawkcab, dna s'ti gniyas a nut for a jar of tuna!

[cubinator]

You asked for the soup of the day, which happens to be palindrome soup!

Waiter, the slime mold ate all my soup!

[0111narwhalz]

Points meaningfully at the "No Pets Allowed" sign.

Waiter! There's nothing in my bowl but my receipt!

[TopHeavy11]

That's because you finished your soup already, sir.

 

WAITER! 0.111 narwhalz are in my soup.

[ZentroCatson]

Darn, they are supposed to be 0.333 narwhales!

Waiter, there are no noodles in my noodle soup!

[cubinator]

I could have sworn there were noodles in it before...WHERE DID MY SLIME MOLD GO??!

Waiter, there's a hagfish in my soup!

[Melon kerbal]

Apologies,I believe you ordered blobfish.

Waiter, there's Scruffy The Janitor in my soup!

[Kerbal kerman]

He's cleaning the bowl

waiter there's a Jeb in my soup.

[ZentroCatson]

I guess he likes swimming in soup. I thought he likes swimming in monopropellant.

Waiter, there's Robocrap in my soup!

[TopHeavy11]

Please evacuate the area before we quarantine this restaurant  and this entire quadrant of the galaxy while we dispose of this demonic substance.

 

Waiter! There seems to be some Roman asparagus in my soup. I ordered the Explodium soup!

[DMSP]

Give it a second... Wait for it... *Roman asparagus explodes*

Waiter, there is a Kliper Reuable Spaceplane in my soup!

[ZentroCatson]

Oh, now its not reusable anymore.

Waiter, there's a piece of a toilet in my soup!

[cubinator]

That's not a toilet, that's part of a ceramic bowl which your bowl is digesting. (They tend to be cannibalistic.)

Waiter, there's a black hole in my soup!

[Matuchkin]

*black hole is so small that it instantly disappears because of Hawking radiation*

Waiter! I ordered a soup, not a steak!

[TheSealBrigade]

Deal with it. *CSI theme plays*

Waiter! There's a seal in my soup!

[cubinator]

Granted, but it's Uh, nevermind.

You haven't opened your soup can yet. Once you do, the seal will go away.

Waiter, there's a bagpipe in my soup!

Edited May 11, 2016 by cubinator

[TheSealBrigade]

What did you expect to get here in Ireland?!

Waiter, there's a BGM-109 'Tomahawk' Nuclear missile warhead in my soup!

[Matuchkin]

I you would like to go more classic, I have a can of W-78 Mk 12As here.

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[littlebuddy0]

No, not this again! (throws soup away in a radioactive waste bin).

 

Waiter, there's a BSOD in my soup!

[TheSealBrigade]

We have Macbooks here, do you want one?

Waiter! There's a  The FitnessGram Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal bodeboop. A sing lap should be completed every time you hear this sound. ding Remember to run in a straight line and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark. Get ready!… Start. ding in my soup!

Edited May 11, 2016 by TheSealBrigade

[TopHeavy11]

51 minutes ago, TheSealBrigade said:

The FitnessGram Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal bodeboop. A sing lap should be completed every time you hear this sound. ding Remember to run in a straight line and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark. Get ready!… Start.

You have been arrested for plagiarism. Robocop is on the way.

 

Waiter! There's a plagiarist in my soup!

[Andem]

You did order the Matthew Santoro soup, did you not?

 

Waiter, there's a Lord Gaben in my soup!

[Planetace]

We'll it appears you're wallet is gone...

 

Sir there is a golden pan in my soup!