Ozymandias_the_Goat Posted May 15, 2016 Share Posted May 15, 2016 You have just proven string theory. Congrats. Waiter, there's nothing in my soup! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andem Posted May 15, 2016 Share Posted May 15, 2016 Congratulations, you have faired far better than most of our Patrons. Waiter, there's a small loan of a million dollars in my soup! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Astrofox Posted May 15, 2016 Share Posted May 15, 2016 Yes, your loan Interest Rate is 50%, and you must pay it back by the next Friday the 13th. Waiter! There's something unnatural in my soup! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kertech Posted May 15, 2016 Share Posted May 15, 2016 Ah yes sir, that would be your spoon waiter there's a message in my soup Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Panel Posted May 15, 2016 Share Posted May 15, 2016 Well, it's probably just a subscription notice for Reader's Digest! Waiter, there seems to be a hawk in my soup. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cubinator Posted May 15, 2016 Share Posted May 15, 2016 We put it there to get rid of the mouse. Waiter, my soup is expanding! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ozymandias_the_Goat Posted May 16, 2016 Share Posted May 16, 2016 The more the better! Waiter, there's a defunct satellite in my soup! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delfinus Posted May 16, 2016 Share Posted May 16, 2016 You need to be more careful when de-orbiting your spacecraft, imagine how much it's gonna cost to fix the roof! Waiter, Jool is in my soup! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZentroCatson Posted May 16, 2016 Share Posted May 16, 2016 That's no Jool, that's a Jupiter! Waiter, my soup is aiming a gun at me! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheSealBrigade Posted May 16, 2016 Share Posted May 16, 2016 -Slaps on handcuffs- The soup is an undercover agent. You are under arrest for cannibalizing soup. What you say can and will be used against you in the court of law. Waiter! There's a Mosasaurus in my soup! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ozymandias_the_Goat Posted May 16, 2016 Share Posted May 16, 2016 That must be one big bowl of soup ya got there buddy! waiter, there's a deus ex machina in my soup! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andem Posted May 16, 2016 Share Posted May 16, 2016 And suddenly, Just when our heroes were surrounded, they were whisked away by the Heart of Gold! Cuz whats more improbable the a Deus ex Machina??? Waiter, there's a Hamtoro in my soup! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheSealBrigade Posted May 16, 2016 Share Posted May 16, 2016 What ever you do, do NOT provoke it. You have no idea what that thing could do! Waiter! There's an Olympian Whale in my soup! (read the post to get the memo) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Panel Posted May 17, 2016 Share Posted May 17, 2016 You ordered a "large," sir. Waiter, theirs a tiny man screaming about cruelty to liquids in my soup! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cubinator Posted May 17, 2016 Share Posted May 17, 2016 He's from that place from Gulliver's Travels with the tiny people. Don't worry, he'll down in a minute. Waiter, there's a star in my soup! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheSealBrigade Posted May 17, 2016 Share Posted May 17, 2016 -instantly vaporizes entire city block- Waiter! There's a locked thread in my soup! 12 hours ago, Panel said: You ordered a "large," sir. "Large" is an understatement! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZentroCatson Posted May 17, 2016 Share Posted May 17, 2016 *Fishes it out* Hm, Kerbal History REINVENTED. A new victim of the banhammer. Waiter, someone's doing soup-o-cide in my soup! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheSealBrigade Posted May 17, 2016 Share Posted May 17, 2016 Let him be. He's already in enough pain... Waiter, there's a cow playing poker with a seal in my soup! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DMSP Posted May 17, 2016 Share Posted May 17, 2016 But sir, that's exactly what you ordered! Oh wait. Did you order Cow and seal soup, and then say you were joking? I can't hear words in the correct order. *mutters* What did I just say? Waiter, you're in my soup! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheSealBrigade Posted May 17, 2016 Share Posted May 17, 2016 Quite tasty, is it not? Waiter! There are multiple protozoa in my soup! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0111narwhalz Posted May 17, 2016 Share Posted May 17, 2016 Whoops, sorry about that. Our radiosterilizer is on the fritz. Waiter, there's--Why are you eating soup too? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheSealBrigade Posted May 17, 2016 Share Posted May 17, 2016 -whispers- I'm not actually a waiter >:) -whispers- Waiter! A massive rip in space time has appeared in my soup! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZentroCatson Posted May 17, 2016 Share Posted May 17, 2016 Seal it with duct tape! Waiter, someone's clubbing seals in my soup! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0111narwhalz Posted May 17, 2016 Share Posted May 17, 2016 Damn Navy, always getting drunk in people's soup! Waiter, my soup bowl turned inside out and now the world is inside it and the soup is outside! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheSealBrigade Posted May 17, 2016 Share Posted May 17, 2016 2 hours ago, ZentroCatson said: Seal it with duct tape! I see what you did there. -Blub Blub- Waiter! There are little baby vending machines in my soup! They drank all the broth! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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