Xorth Tanovar Posted October 25, 2017 Share Posted October 25, 2017 Why, yes. Did you prefer mosquitoes? Waiter! A fresh bowl of beet soup, please! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YNM Posted October 25, 2017 Share Posted October 25, 2017 Here's the bit soup ! I hope you aren't startled by it's simplicity and vagueness ! Waiter ! I want to take the soup ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted October 26, 2017 Share Posted October 26, 2017 Wait a minute, we'll screw the handles into it. 15 hours ago, Xorth Tanovar said: Why, yes. Did you prefer mosquitoes? Btw. Do you have mosquito blood sausages? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Overfloater Posted November 1, 2017 Share Posted November 1, 2017 Sorry. Only fly sausages. Vader! There's a millennium falcon in my death star. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xorth Tanovar Posted November 1, 2017 Share Posted November 1, 2017 You brought that in with your own tractor beam, sir. Not the chef's fault! Waiter, my soup seems to be missing a key ingredient. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0111narwhalz Posted November 1, 2017 Share Posted November 1, 2017 Keys? We don't need no stinkin' keys. You can find your picks and wrench in the silverware napkin. Waiter, my soup is unsure as to whether it wishes to exist. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted November 1, 2017 Share Posted November 1, 2017 This is a Hamlet Soup. It's made of small pieces of ham, we call them "hamlets". Waiter, may I get some quicksoup? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boorang Posted November 4, 2017 Share Posted November 4, 2017 I'm sorry sir, we have none. we have quiksand waiter, theres a carrot in my soup!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbinorbiter Posted November 4, 2017 Share Posted November 4, 2017 Well yeas because you ordered carrot soup waiter there is soup in my soup Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YNM Posted November 5, 2017 Share Posted November 5, 2017 That's not supposed to happen. We'll return with metal-soup. Waiter ! I want to have every soup ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cratercracker Posted November 5, 2017 Share Posted November 5, 2017 All your soup is belong to us Waiter there a face in my soup? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Confused Scientist Posted November 5, 2017 Share Posted November 5, 2017 It's actually a head. You just can't see the rest of it. Waiter! My soup is alternating between two bowls in a random sequence. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted November 8, 2017 Share Posted November 8, 2017 Ok, I'll bring you another portion. But, please, first wash you hands... and leave the rest room. Mr. Janitor! Please, remove the soup from the bowls and bring it to the kitchen. We must boil it again to kill bacteria before serve it up again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xorth Tanovar Posted November 8, 2017 Share Posted November 8, 2017 Hey, this isn't MY fault! I told you to flush twice before dipping the pot! Yo, waiter! What's with the bowl'a Ebola? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaperAviator Posted November 13, 2017 Share Posted November 13, 2017 Haha... get it? Bowl-a? Ebowl-a? Just a setup. No refunds. Waiter, There's a lithium ion battery in my soup! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boorang Posted November 14, 2017 Share Posted November 14, 2017 Run! its on fire!!1!!!11!!! waiter theres a bookcase in my soup! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbinorbiter Posted November 20, 2017 Share Posted November 20, 2017 read it i dont know WAITER WHY IS THERE a ▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒█▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀█ ▒▒▒▒▒▒▒█░▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▓▒▒▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒░█ ▒▒▒▒▒▒▒█░▒▒▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▄▄▒▓▒▒░█░▄▄ ▒▒▄▀▀▄▄█░▒▒▒▒▒▒▓▒▒▒▒█░░▀▄▄▄▄▄▀░░█ ▒▒█░░░░█░▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒█░░░░░░░░░░░█ ▒▒▒▀▀▄▄█░▒▒▒▒▓▒▒▒▓▒█░░░█▒░░░░█▒░░█ ▒▒▒▒▒▒▒█░▒▓▒▒▒▒▓▒▒▒█░░░░░░░▀░░░░░█ ▒▒▒▒▒▄▄█░▒▒▒▓▒▒▒▒▒▒▒█░░█▄▄█▄▄█░░█ ▒▒▒▒█░░░█▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄█░█▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄█ ▒▒▒▒█▄▄█░░█▄▄█░░░░░░█▄▄█░░█▄▄█ cat in my soup! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted November 21, 2017 Share Posted November 21, 2017 Because you would replace your videocard, sir, CGA text modes are no longer supported. Waiter! This is my soup, why does it run away from me? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xorth Tanovar Posted November 21, 2017 Share Posted November 21, 2017 It's actually a sentient form of Helium-III sir. It appears to not like you. Waiter, there's a half-kilo of CapsLock keys in my soup! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YNM Posted November 22, 2017 Share Posted November 22, 2017 (edited) Ah ! Sorry, that's for Sir Mainframe over there. He's sad now he never got keyboards back then, he just likes munching them. We'll get your soup. Waiter, write down my order. I want a vegetable soup. Edited November 22, 2017 by YNM Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted November 22, 2017 Share Posted November 22, 2017 Just a minute, I'll pour a kettle of boiling water into a jar of pickles. Waiter! Do you have a fish jelly made of jellyfish? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boorang Posted November 22, 2017 Share Posted November 22, 2017 is siphonophore ok? we also have cnidarians. waiter, theres a cnidarian in my soup! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaperAviator Posted November 27, 2017 Share Posted November 27, 2017 Are you sure, sir? It appears far too badly mutilated to tell. Waiter, there's a spoon in my soup! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gyrfalcon5 Posted November 27, 2017 Share Posted November 27, 2017 My god... Waiter, there's a *insert funny joke* in my soup! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xorth Tanovar Posted December 1, 2017 Share Posted December 1, 2017 My apologies, the cook dropped his Post-It note in your bowl. Waitress! I ordered a Cap'n'Coke! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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