RocketSquid Posted September 11, 2016 Share Posted September 11, 2016 You ordered stink soup. Waiter, in my soup is a bowl containing my soup, with the bowl containing my soup, ad infinitum! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TopHeavy11 Posted September 12, 2016 Share Posted September 12, 2016 Huh, I'll check on that. *hears in the distance* HEY! Yeah, you! How did TARDIS feed get into that man's soup? Your fired! Waiter! My soup is literally garbage! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
njmksr Posted September 13, 2016 Share Posted September 13, 2016 Sorry. You are what you eat. #shotsfired Waiter! There's razor blades in my soup! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZentroCatson Posted September 13, 2016 Share Posted September 13, 2016 Well, someone has to cut your beard… Waiter, there's an unladen african swallow in my soup! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
legoclone09 Posted September 13, 2016 Share Posted September 13, 2016 AUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH Waiter, the poster above me has 1/10.17 the rep I do! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
njmksr Posted September 13, 2016 Share Posted September 13, 2016 That's not a soup. Buh-bye! Waiter, there's a microverse in my soup! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TopHeavy11 Posted September 13, 2016 Share Posted September 13, 2016 No, that's your colon. HOW DO OUR CUSTOMERS COLONS GET IN THEIR SOUPS ANYHOW?! I QUIT! *walks out door* Waiter! My soup is an Irish youtuber! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZentroCatson Posted September 14, 2016 Share Posted September 14, 2016 That's a pretty rare sight. Waiter, there's a dead rat in my soup! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ozymandias_the_Goat Posted September 14, 2016 Share Posted September 14, 2016 Probably it died because it tried the soup Waiter, my soup has been modded to the point at which it runs at 3 fps. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TedwinKnockman66 Posted September 15, 2016 Share Posted September 15, 2016 Ctrl-Alt-Del! Ctrl-Alt-Del! Ctrl-Alt-Del! Damn!! Restart PC... Shutdown PC. Waiter there Bonkers D. Bobcat in my soup! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TopHeavy11 Posted September 15, 2016 Share Posted September 15, 2016 What? Huh? How...but...real...life... ... ...SCREW THIS! *throws your table out window, then proceeds to jump through it* Waiter! My soup is half machine! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZentroCatson Posted September 15, 2016 Share Posted September 15, 2016 No, the soup is sitting inside an exosuit. Don't forget the difference between an exosuit and a cyborg! Waiter, there's mountain dew and doritos in my soup! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cubinator Posted September 15, 2016 Share Posted September 15, 2016 You did order the MLG special, correct? Waiter, my bowl is empty but it's raining soup outside! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
legoclone09 Posted September 15, 2016 Share Posted September 15, 2016 Huh. Should be raining tacos. Waiter! It's high noon in my soup! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TedwinKnockman66 Posted September 16, 2016 Share Posted September 16, 2016 Start duel with soup! Waiter! There Mystery Shack in my soup! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TopHeavy11 Posted September 16, 2016 Share Posted September 16, 2016 Wait, are you serio- *proceeds to be eaten by a creature of unimaginable horror and wonder, as the customer has to watch the whole thing* Waiter! It's low midnight in my soup! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZentroCatson Posted September 16, 2016 Share Posted September 16, 2016 (edited) No, its high noon in your soup. Quickly, go hide somewhere! Waiter, there's a dead Overwatch meme in my soup! I thought I buried them! Edited September 16, 2016 by ZentroCatson Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MDZhB Posted September 16, 2016 Share Posted September 16, 2016 Well, sometimes we lose track of them, you know? Soup, there's a waiter in my fly! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted September 17, 2016 Share Posted September 17, 2016 (edited) Darn it, @MDZhB, look at what you've done. Waiter, there's an unexpected lump of animal cells from a previously alive organism from the Muscidae family which recently had its biological functions ceased due to being unable to extract dioxygen from the layer of gasses surrounding this 12,742 km wide lump of mass in which our organisms are currently located in my solution (composed of mainly nutrients, plant cells, lipids, sodium chloride and dihydrogen monoxide), which is contained within a solid semi-sphere made out of metallic compounds. Edited September 17, 2016 by Guest Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
legoclone09 Posted September 17, 2016 Share Posted September 17, 2016 Sounds like a fly. Eat up! Waiter, AT&T only let me download half of my soup! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TopHeavy11 Posted September 17, 2016 Share Posted September 17, 2016 Here, have a Verizon to finish your download. Waiter! My soup is making terrible puns in a goofy font! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cubinator Posted September 18, 2016 Share Posted September 18, 2016 What's goofy? This isn't goofy font! It's COMICAL! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Waiter, my soup voided my bowl's warranty! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adsii1970 Posted September 18, 2016 Share Posted September 18, 2016 No receipt, no refund. No money back guarantee either... Waiter, there's a politician in my soup!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZentroCatson Posted September 18, 2016 Share Posted September 18, 2016 Burn him! Waiter, there's homework in my soup! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cubinator Posted September 18, 2016 Share Posted September 18, 2016 *eats homework* Now you just have to tell your teacher that your waiter ate your homework. Waiter, my soup can't be factored any further! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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