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MrWalrus123

What should we do with KH 2?  

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  1. 1. What should we do with KH 2?

    • Keep this one
    • Start KH 3 with new rules!
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Year 2126: Amid the Great Snack Crisis, mysterious apparitions begin to appear and ghosts begin to appear. They are generally (and incorrectly) assumed to be hallucinations caused by intense hunger. Three scientists, Werner Von Kerman, Gene Kerman, and some random guy take notice and begin studying the paranormal activity.

Year 2126.2: Three scientists are fired from their university. They promptly buy a fire house form the Khostbusters.

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Year 2130: Pieces off the KSS at sent up by Kurus and The USK.

Year 2134: Fredvan Kerman becomes the first Kerbal on the Mün as part of mission Hercules 6

Year 2140: The KSS is complete and Kerbals start thinking about making a Mün colony.

Year 2140: Bill Kerman becomes the first Kerbal on Minmus as part of hercules 9, kerbals also discover that

Minmus is NOT mint ice cream.

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Year 2142: KSS deorbits in a beautiful show of burning metal as it rips through the atmosphere, the kerbals on board had been taken back to the surface months earlier.

Year 2150: An odd rock is found in the crater on kerbin, it is made of two spiralling pieces which both end at points at the top. It seems to be the source of unlimited energy.

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Year 2222: In a monumental event in Kerbal history, the USK-Kurus joint mission, Hercules 13, to Duna succeeds, and Jebediah Kerman becomes the first kerbal on Duna.

Year 2250: Jebediah Kerman finds the first world like Kerbin outside of the Kerbol system. He promptly names it Earth. An interstellar mission to Earth is organized as soon as the discovery is released to the public, slated for launch in 2275.

Year 2274: A year before the mission to Earth, the first transmission from Earth is heard. It appears to be a nation called Germany broadcasting the 1936 Summer Olympics.

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2275: Kerbals take this earthen transmission as a declaration of war. All plans for a peaceful trip to earth are haulted, and the peaceful interstellar ship starts being renovated into a planet-cracker ship. Nukes are uncovered from the former UKSR and strapped at odd places to the ship for maximum deathbringing.

2284: 25.7 seconds before the planet-cracker is about to launch, the nation of Koceania is founded. Using the unlimited energy krystal, they quickly lay waste to half the world. they also quarantine the planet cracker, and set about establishing a totalitarian empire where independant thought is forbidden and big krother is always watching you. apparently the koceanian leaders had read some of george orwell's works that had been beamed out by earth.

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Year 2285: just after the Earth bound ship leaves, a probe called Voyager 1 is intercepted in kerbin orbit, the interstellar ship is given orders from Kerbin to jettison all the nukes and weapons

Year 2287: The pandora ship arrives at jool, Bob kerman becomes the first kerbal on laythe.

year 2332: A broadcast from earth is interceted, this time it appears the biengs there are walking on a body similar to the Mün.

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Year 3000: Every kerbal rebels against Koceania. The revolution is successful, and the Republic of Kerbin is founded. The unlimited energy crystal is destroyed. A new interstellar mission to Earth travels there, arriving in 3300.

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Year 3305: Scientists are now about 60% certain that there will indeed be an ice age. The Kerbal Space Program enters panic mode and begins preparing to colonize outer planets.

Year 3305.5: A Minmus base is formed.

Year 3306: A huge ship filled with 40 Kerbals is launched from the KSC, to colonize Duna.

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Aha!

I had a lot of fun with the original, but sadly it did get bogged down at a few points with timeskips, alternate universes, and constant wars with the Kau, so a blank slate seems nice. It's not like the old one was supposed to be "canon" anyway xD

*reads thread* Year 3306 already? That was fast. And I see we've already made contact with those pink aliens on Earth... Anyway...

3307: The Duna ship suffers severe oscillations en route. On EVA inspection, no structural failures are discovered, but just before re-entering the ship one of the EVA Kerbals finds himself torn limb from limb by a mysterious force. Terrified, the rest of the crew radio their findings back to KSC. While the cause of the mysterious force is unknown at this time, the incident would later be recorded as Kerbalkind's first encounter with the Kraken.

3307.1: The Duna ship manages to reach its destination with no further incident. Through very careful piloting, it is inserted into a low equatorial orbit and the landing craft are readied for uh, landing.

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3307.2 kerbals on the mun made a discovery... kethane! And founds some anomalies on the mun and starts research on both. Duna lander um... lands and all the equipment is set up.and they start exploring.

3308 research completed on kethane. satellites were sent to ALL planets to find the resource...and jump drives by the scientist paramicium kerman due to knowledge by anomalies.

3310 jool kethane probe reached jool starts scanning.

3320 some humans from travelled to kerbin and shows the leaders a jump ship and some planets discoverings

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MOAR CONTENT!!!!!
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