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What should we do with KH 2?  

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  1. 1. What should we do with KH 2?

    • Keep this one
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problemecium

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3500.1: Wolverine Kerman has his mind sent back in time in order to somehow prevent the K-syndrome outbreak retroactively. Unfortunately he ends up inspiring a cheesy movie franchise based on himself and a group of super-Kerbals known as the "K-Men". For some reason though, the K-syndrome actually does go away.

3502: A probe is launched onto an eccentric Kerbolar orbit to investigate the spacetime fluctuations, but explodes mysteriously before having a chance to send back any usable data. Concern starts to grow among a large number of Kerbals about the safety of interplanetary travel.

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problemecium

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3505: The Kraken declares war on the Walrus. There can only be one! Ignorant of these grand space politics, however, Kerbalkind merely observes a beautiful light show of mysterious explosions in the vicinity of Jool and its moons. Plans are hatched to launch an expedition to investigate the aftermath and possible causes of the event - perhaps a broken up comet? Alien life forms? An elaborate hoax?

3507: Facing budget limitations of an odd sort, the Kerbal Space Program has to begin the expedition with a single massive mothership. To ensure maximal benefits from data collection, the ship is designed to send landers to each of Jool's five moons, and is thus called the Jool-5 Challenger. A trend starts among Kerbal children wherein they play games related to the so-called Jool-5 Challenge, and in some instances share videos about it challenging their friends to participate.

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Joshwoo70

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3553 Kerbals and humans starting trading.

3356 jool challanger launched!

3357 bac9 kerman develops HX systems.

3359 private and public companies start launching mining ships to all the available planets. And warping is being fixed to stabilise for warping with kerbals on board.

3360 jump points bbetween earth and kerbin has been created. First jump ship driven by paramicium kerman successfully made to earth. More talks are held to discuss warping and the negative effects.

3400 jool located . strange gas found. Caslon

(Caslon reference from Distant worlds)

Kerbals also discovers the interwebz. Forums threads like forum.humanspaceprogram.com is created. (NOT REAL!)

3500 kethane equipment dispatched to mun

3600 minmus base setup.

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sorry for extra stuff I wad on a spree!! ~fixes
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problemecium

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Since when do Kerbal names ever have numbers in them?

Anyway.

3801: A massive government cover-up is leaked to the public: turns out the "humans" with which the Kerbal nations had been trading didn't actually exist and all media depictions of them were computer-generated. In a desperate attempt to appease the public, the Department of Kerbland Sekurity creates computer-generated pop idol Hatsune Kerman.

3802: The exploration ship "First" is readied for departure from its parking orbit around Kerbin. Its mission: to search for habitable exoplanets in the star systems nearest to Kerbol. Unfortunately, it is attacked by a terrorist group known as the Kerbal Sedition, delaying its departure preparations for another several years.

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3806: first is fitted with weapons as an afterthought.

3806.5:first runs first weapons test on recently discovered kerbal sedition base.

3806.6:first runs refilling for a year

3806.9999999: Danny Kerman escapes and somehow gets to modify the craft with phantom force boosters. he also becomes captain.

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3808.5001: Unfortunately a typographic error occurs in the engineering department, and the boosters are turned into a wrap drive. It functions rather like a normal rocket, except that instead of exhaust it spews snack bar wrappers out the back end. The specific impulse is abominable, and First's departure is delayed yet again.

3810: First finally actually breaks orbit, sporting shiny new fully operational weapons systems and a reworked warp drive that actually warps. Within a few months it reaches Kerbol's nearest neighbor and begins scanning for signs of habitable planets.

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