Puns!

[Skyler4856]

This thread is dedicated to puns!

Each individual posts a new pun, and in the end we'll have had fun!

Ill start

What's a ghost's favorite drink?

Booze!

[mythbusters844]

Those people have the faintest idea on why she passed out.

[Skyler4856]

What did Iroh say to Zhao after he killed the moon spirit?

"Zhao could you do this!?"

[cantab]

Puns are like sausages: they can be the wurst.

[Red Iron Crown]

Eve and Jason are physiotherapists at the same clinic. One of Eve's patients is a star athlete with a hip injury. While using an exercise machine, he complains that it chafes his skin and makes him itch. Not wanting to upset this high profile client, she decides to consult Jason about how to make him more comfortable.

"Eve," he says, "Just cover the parts that touch his skin with vinyl, that will reduce the irritation."

After the clinic closes, Eve scours the facility looking for some scraps of vinyl, but the only thing with that material she can find is the waiting room furniture. Desperate to be ready for the athlete's appointment the next morning, she cuts strips of vinyl from the chairs and puts them on the exercise machine.

The next morning as she is treating him, Jason arrives at the clinic and sees the damage done to the furniture in the waiting room. He finds Eve in the treatment area.

"Eve," he demands, "What did you do to the waiting room chairs?!"

She points to the newly equipped machine and says, "Jase. The vinyl's from there. These are the few itches of the star's hip exercise."

[Overfloater]

Black holes SUCK. >:-I

[Felsmak]

I sure hope pun threads aren't against the rules. Then we'd all be punished.

[cantab]

Don't make me smak you.

[Felsmak]

Let's get down to business! To defeat the puns!

[Sun]

Mud is not a bad thing! Just let that thought sink in!

[Red Iron Crown]

You shouldn't muck about with puns about mud, it makes us all feel dirty.

[TheFlyingPigs]

Argh, I got a price of corn in my ear that's so corny!

[Felsmak]

By the way, has anyone else realized that the name Hamlet could be interpreted as a little piece of ham?

[hawkinator]

Space puns? I say we should rocket.

[Red Iron Crown]

Space puns? I say we should rocket.

Orbiter yet, have some free launch.

[Starwhip]

Orbiter yet, have some free launch.

Shame I can't rep you, sir.

[Xorth Tanovar]

Argh, I got a price of corn in my ear that's so corny!

Lettuce not mention this again, else to get beet to death for cheesey puns. See ya tomato....

[hawkinator]

Orbiter yet, have some free launch.

This was the reaction I was hoping for, lets see if it has enough mass...

Lettuce not mention this again, else to get beet to death for cheesey puns. See ya tomato....

Idk, we might be able to come up with a Gouda one... lets just hope the mods don't squash this before we get to see what stems from it... I guess I'll be leaving now...

[Xorth Tanovar]

Fine, leaf if you want to. Seed you around!

[hawkinator]

The puns seem to be flowing in a μtorrent today....

[Red Iron Crown]

This was the reaction I was hoping for, lets see if it has enough mass...

At this stage, I'm feeling the impulse to find apollo and blanket and take a nap.

[Xorth Tanovar]

Mermaids like math, that why they have algae-bras

[Souper]

No, you can't have my spaceship! This is mine-craft!

Edited September 25, 2014 by Souper

[hawkinator]

You wood have too cobble something together like that... what a creeper. I'm afraid we might have to block you for it.

[Red Iron Crown]

Scientist: Herr Hitler, we are mining too many ores, we have nowhere to store them!

Hitler: What do you suggest we do?

Scientist: Mine fewer?

Hitler: Yes?