Make random stuff happen to kerbals!

megatiger78 · October 2, 2014

5018: the kerbal and human space marines engage in some surfing on laythe:

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also tennis:

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and here is there favourite cereal:

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don't ask me what this one is:

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and the kerbal space marines look kind of like this:

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so there's what the space marines are doing

TonyC · October 2, 2014

5019 : After some succesful trading and "Ebola curing" with the Human Imperium by the Kerbin government, the humans go back to the Milky Way.

Meanwhile, the interstellar ships owned by the ex-Erin resistance finally reache a star (Keria) system, without habitable planets, but with a 1 G telluric planet (Kopernicia) where they set up a permanent base, repair their ship and send scout ships deeper away in space, in hopes of reaching an habitable planet one day. They also change their name from ex-Erin resistance to the Kopernician Republic.

5020 : The Kerbin government (a.k.a the Kerbin Marine Corps) still fights against the actual Erin resistance, as they already lost half of their ships during the battles. Many organizations among Kerbin and Erin pleads their respective government to stop this useless bloodshed.

5022 : Erin and Kerbin signs a truce after many years of war, allowing Erinians to own the entire Sentar system while Kerbinians owned Jool. The other planets become neutral territories.

Damn I should really start making an AAR for this, those ideas are awesome !

Edited October 3, 2014 by MegaUZI

Joshwoo70 · October 3, 2014

5018: the kerbal and human space marines engage in some surfing on laythe:
http://cloud-4.steampowered.com/ugc/580148982806773365/57170AEBE0452730FFEFE4FAEBC010C7012F6E0A/
also tennis:
http://cloud-4.steampowered.com/ugc/580148982806823357/87F153157B81DDE6F626C37E5E9A3F292107DDA9/
and here is there favourite cereal:
http://cloud-4.steampowered.com/ugc/44228856475930421/42DD7E3809B8781F8EC1F9DB2950A4EBEC0D122C/
don't ask me what this one is:
http://cloud-4.steampowered.com/ugc/828952480687034654/1D3F4FC0F2C4D3D18B04DC63F68EB906137C5DD1/
and the kerbal space marines look kind of like this:
http://cloud-3.steampowered.com/ugc/1119428260847381189/F80565C3D980D585CD81CFF7BDB694D0C6DCFC7E/
so there's what the space marines are doing

Sorry no space marines

megatiger78 · October 3, 2014

Sorry no space marines

? why you no space marines?

Sun · October 7, 2014

5050: An uprising in a peninsula on Kerbin causes North Kerbea to collapse due to its leader dying without naming a successor. May be close to happening IRL.

megatiger78 · October 7, 2014

5051: josh kerman is destroyed by both kerbal and human space marines for trying to stop the annual landing on laythe.

Joshwoo70 · October 7, 2014

5051: josh kerman is destroyed by both kerbal and human space marines for trying to stop the annual landing on laythe.

-_- okay?

danny kerman was found found guilty instead of josh kerman.

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Humans do not exist in kerbal history!

They do!

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Sylandro · October 7, 2014

5053: A giant sandwich falls on the VAB. Nation astonished.

_Augustus_ · October 8, 2014

5054: Antimatter mining on Erin progresses.

The new version of StarSystems installed by the Supreme Player. Kerbals explore Zetty and it's planets Saktrun, Wexx, Freezer and Calpamos.

5055: Kerbals visit Chippo and it's planet Urania.

Also here's StarSystems: http://forum.kerbalspaceprogram.com/threads/94547-Plugin-%28WIP%29-StarSystems

dryer_lint · October 8, 2014

No offense guys but this has turned from "Kerbal History" into "Make random stuff happen to the Kerbals!"

Sun · October 9, 2014

5054: Antimatter mining on Erin progresses.
The new version of StarSystems installed by the Supreme Player. Kerbals explore Zetty and it's planets Saktrun, Wexx, Freezer and Calpamos.
5055: Kerbals visit Chippo and it's planet Urania.
Also here's StarSystems: http://forum.kerbalspaceprogram.com/threads/94547-Plugin-%28WIP%29-StarSystems

*lols at the mention of my system*

Joshwoo70 · October 10, 2014

No offense guys but this has turned from "Kerbal History" into "Make random stuff happen to the Kerbals!"

Yeah might do that.

Time to change title!

Bump!

Joshwoo70 · October 10, 2014

5054: Antimatter mining on Erin progresses.
The new version of StarSystems installed by the Supreme Player. Kerbals explore Zetty and it's planets Saktrun, Wexx, Freezer and Calpamos.
5055: Kerbals visit Chippo and it's planet Urania.
Also here's StarSystems: http://forum.kerbalspaceprogram.com/threads/94547-Plugin-%28WIP%29-StarSystems

_Augustus_

Does the compile of mine work?

The DL is the same.

Sylandro · October 10, 2014

5054: Antimatter mining on Erin progresses.
The new version of StarSystems installed by the Supreme Player. Kerbals explore Zetty and it's planets Saktrun, Wexx, Freezer and Calpamos.
5055: Kerbals visit Chippo and it's planet Urania.
Also here's StarSystems: http://forum.kerbalspaceprogram.com/threads/94547-Plugin-%28WIP%29-StarSystems

(sees wexx)

proceeds to have a heart attack

Oh my god, oh my god!

(Even though Wexx is supposed to be around Kerbol, it's the Saturn of the Kerbol System)

Edited October 10, 2014 by Sylandro

Joshwoo70 · October 13, 2014

5056 Kerbals finds a blocky world which they call minecraft

mythbusters844 · October 13, 2014

5056.0000000000000000000001 Kerbals immediately find out that the blocky world is terribly made, buggy, has an over-reliance on third party content, and overall bad.

megatiger78 · October 13, 2014

900000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000: kerbals have evolved into space whales

Sun · October 13, 2014

Infinity: Kerbol becomes a big ball of mud.

October 13, 2014

Infinity^Infinity: The kerbal universe is now dead.

THE END.

dryer_lint · October 13, 2014

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