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Finally! The genealogy of Kerbals is solved!


Tokay Gris

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Nah. Everybody knows at this point that Kerbals are secretly cephalopods. That's why they don't build cities on land and why they stretch out into tentacle monsters when you break their space suits. The Kraken is probably one of their evolutionary relatives.

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Nah. Everybody knows at this point that Kerbals are secretly cephalopods. That's why they don't build cities on land and why they stretch out into tentacle monsters when you break their space suits. The Kraken is probably one of their evolutionary relatives.

"No, I must destroy the Kraken", Jeb shouted.

The radio said "No Jeb. You are the Kraken."

And then Jeb was a squid.

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