Felsmak's Strange Videos

[Felsmak]

So, as some of you might already know, I've started making video commentaries with KSP and some other things. I generally try to make them as weird as I possibly can, all while still talking as if I were reading from a grocery list, and my goal is basically to make the viewer go "Wat".

YouTube channel

Facebook page

Here are the KSP videos I've made so far:

As an added bonus, I'll also show you an unrelated video from real life.

My channel has only been active for a month, so I've just made six commentaries in total. The ones that have actually been noticed have received some good response so far, however, and I'm hoping to expand my audience a little more. So like and subscribe if you enjoy them! And maybe share them with your friends!

Edited December 8, 2014 by Felsmak

[Stratzenblitz75]

These are hilarious! Keep it up

[Felsmak]

Thank you!

[KerTrotsky]

Thank you!

My favorite part in the 3rd Video :

"I brought a crucifix for protection . . . but it stopped working after 5 minutes."

[Felsmak]

Heh. Yeah, that sculpture sure was evil.

[Felsmak]

I haven't made any new videos, but I've now added an avatar and some art to my channel! I've also added a Facebook page, just for the fun of it. Feel free to like it and stuff! It's in my signature.

[Felsmak]

Three little Kerbals were stranded in space.
Their ship had been stuck there for sixty three days.
It was Bill, and then Bob. And Jeb was there too.
Just three restless Kerbals with nothing to do.

"Why are you scared, Bob? There's nothing to fear!"
But Jeb couldn't see that the Space Man was near.
The Great Naked Space Man with skin made of gold.
And glorious muscles for all to behold.

"That's just the Sun, Bob!" Was all Jeb replied.
But then even he saw the hunk by their side.
Bill just dismissed it as random debris.
But then they could hear it. It said: "Come to me!"

Its body was flawless and caused him to cry.
He needed its love, but he didn't know why.
They opened the hatch and flew off into space.
And Bill was the first one who finished the race.

Now things got serious. It asked for a kiss!
But all Bill could hear was a loud, scary hiss.
His helmet was open! The Space Man had lied!
The precious air left while the poor Kerbal died.

It opened its mouth like a scary black hole.
And then it just casually swallowed his soul.
The others just screamed. And they screamed many times.
You know you are doomed when your life story rhymes.

[Felsmak]

I'm building up quite a collection of KSP material now!

[Thomas988]

Dude, these are hilarious! Great work!

[Rolanvorxariat]

These made me go "i don't even"

I like.

[*Aqua*]

Three little Kerbals were stranded in space.

Their ship had been stuck there for sixty three days.

It was Bill, and then Bob. And Jeb was there too.

Just three restless Kerbals with nothing to do.

"Why are you scared, Bob? There's nothing to fear!"

But Jeb couldn't see that the Space Man was near.

The Great Naked Space Man with skin made of gold.

And glorious muscles for all to behold.

"That's just the Sun, Bob!" Was all Jeb replied.

But then even he saw the hunk by their side.

Bill just dismissed it as random debris.

But then they could hear it. It said: "Come to me!"

Its body was flawless and caused him to cry.

He needed its love, but he didn't know why.

They opened the hatch and flew off into space.

And Bill was the first one who finished the race.

Now things got serious. It asked for a kiss!

But all Bill could hear was a loud, scary hiss.

His helmet was open! The Space Man had lied!

The precious air left while the poor Kerbal died.

It opened its mouth like a scary black hole.

And then it just casually swallowed his soul.

The others just screamed. And they screamed many times.

You know you are doomed when your life story rhymes.

Let me guess it's based on "Der Erlkönig", right?

I repeat it: You have a unique view on that poem! (Yes I still remember our conversations.)

I also laughed a lot because of that dragon story.

[Felsmak]

Let me guess it's based on "Der Erlkönig", right?

I repeat it: You have a unique view on that poem! (Yes I still remember our conversations.)

I also laughed a lot because of that dragon story.

It is! I was actually waiting for someone to point that out, haha!

I remember them too. I feel sorry for all those kids who have to mow lawns in Erlkingland!

[Felsmak]

This is a very special day, because today my channel has accumulated a total of 100,000 video views!

In other words: I will now use this as a cheap excuse to feed it some more attention.

[Tw1]

100,00 is quite a few veiws.

[max_creative]

More BOOOOO!!! First, you insult Dres. Then you acknowledge Moho, but use the mohole as a publicity stunt. ARE. YOU. KINDDING ME. EVEN MORE BOOOOO! 

[Findthepin1]

Hey, I like these.