The Timeline

[megatiger78]

2148: space probe form more aliens is found. chocolate and chezburgers run out again

[gmpd2000]

2150: Chocolate is found in Mars's north pole, riots in Phobos.

[megatiger78]

2151: the world explodes and is reformed because of chocolate riots

[mrrpamplemousse]

2155: A chaotic entity turns the clouds into cotton candy and it is now raining chocolate for an inexplicable reason, the world rejoice, despite the eminent water crisis. A witness reported : " If eternal chaos comes with chocolate rain, I'm in! "

Edited November 29, 2014 by mrrpamplemousse

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2156: Waffles kill over .0014792% of the world's population.

[gmpd2000]

2157: Waffles prohibited, riots all over the world because of lack of water, Goverments say: Just eat chocolate!

[Tery215]

2160: All space programs are cancelled because the rocket engines turned into muffins.

[mrrpamplemousse]

2161: Space exploration is restored after a bored rocket scientist created a process turning chocolate into trust with the help of muffin engines. New Germany Commonwealth Chancellor Von Derpy approves.

[megatiger78]

2161: The kraken is met by humans for the first time

[mrrpamplemousse]

2161: The kreken is met by the humans for the last time.

[megatiger78]

2161: humans go extinct from kraken exposure

[DMSP]

2162: The Saturn ignites. It is now a small star.

[megatiger78]

2163: history ends as the last human dies.

[mrrpamplemousse]

2164: Apes are the dominant specie, create a religious cult worshiping the chaos god responsible for the chocolate rains.

[Sesni]

2169: One day, the chocolate rains stop. Apes riot and the cult collapses. Most apes die from lack of chocolate, though few survive.

[Bill Phil]

2175- Human seed ship lands on Earth, restarting humanity

[Guest Fyre Flare]

2176: Humanity fires ze missiles.

[megatiger78]

2177: humanity wiped our by ze missiles hitting everything, whatever they are.

[Prof. Endwalker]

2178:

After 2 grueling years under the surface, the last of the humans return to the surface to see their world in ruins. They meet a small green man who is constantly grinning maliciously, and they fly to a small moon named Pol.

[megatiger78]

2179: humans all die from space ebola, the nocliping unescapeable virus

[mrrpamplemousse]

2180: The space ebola virus becomes extinct from the lack of host.

[gmpd2000]

2181: Klingon arrive from other universe, demanding chocolate, but, as they see that humanity has gone extint, they colonize Earth.

[Sesni]

2193: While colonizing earth, a freak virus is unearthed in a mining operation and decimates everything within a 50 light year radius, and some areas near the Klingon homeworlds, due to its infectivity before symptoms show.

[gmpd2000]

2195: The last Klingon on Earth discovers human blood frozen on the artic, then, he proceeds to replicate all the humans that were alive before the extincion, but, the humans start the chocolate wars again.

[megatiger78]

2196: the Mandolorian wars happen through 2 time warp accidents.