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512: The Flaron Empire rebuilds and makes the first nuclear bomb.

513: The Eagle Empire Forms and becomes great allies with the Flaron Empire.

514: Nuclear War

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515: Nuclear War stops in Flaron-Eagle Victory, Flarons and Eagles annexlower-peninsulas and releases Spacus, The Holy Kroman Empire, The Awerd Horde and Zokesia. Leaving the Annanian Empire with just a few provinces,

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516: The Kerbin Alliance of Powers is formed, With The Awerd Horde, Zokesia, The Eagle Empire and Spacus.

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10000: to stop the extinctionof all kerbalkind, jebedaiah kerman is sent back in time to redirect the giant annas and prevent the ananaian empire from reforming. reset time to 254.

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547: the Annanian Empire is destroyed 'cause they all got stuck in mud, which became their prison for eternity.

Oh, yeah, SharkCorp begins building spaceships, beginning with the SharkStation.

Edit: Sal did you actually go into Overfloater's post JUST so you could say lol? *applause*

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549: The Kau, hailing from what they claim is the true Kerbal universe, invade Kerbin. Unfortunately it turns out that the matter comprising the Kau and the matter comprising Annanians mutually annihilate, causing the Kau and the Annanians to be wiped out completely, except possibly for a small, unimportant tribe still living deep within the mud.

550: Wernher von Kerman's great-great-grandfather, Von Kerman, is born, and by the age of one he manages to mathematically prove that the Kau will never be able to invade the universe again. PREEMPTIVE STRIKE!

551: The Munar exploration program finally bears fruit in the form of a large multi-stage Mun rocket. In honor of its titanic size (at least by ancient Kerbal standards), Von Kerman dubs it the "Rocket of Maximality", or "Rock-o-max" for short.

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554: In honor of the successful completion of the Rock-o-max mission, Von Kerman starts Kerbin's first private aerospace firm and names it "Rockomax". At this time they specialize in small, low-risk rocket components such as ullage motors.

557: In the three years since the founding of Rockomax, several other aerospace startups have appeared, including SpaceK, Kerbal Galactic, and the Kerbal Launch Alliance. Unfortunately the Kerbal Launch Alliance goes bankrupt within the first year of business due to a mysterious incident involving a large gold brick and a slice of lemon.

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558: Thanks to Martin Stephen Luther Kerman, kerbalkind finally rated a single languages instead of many. It solved a lot of things even if the road was painfull @ some point and the ancestors and locals myth were not forgoten in the process.

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no surprise, it was
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