ChrisSpace Posted July 10, 2015 Share Posted July 10, 2015 Drop Bears are the deadliest animals in Australia. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Voidryder Posted July 10, 2015 Share Posted July 10, 2015 The Mercury Spacecraft deorbited by having the astronaut throwing lead bricks out of the hatch utilizing Newton's 3rd Law. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrainEngie Posted July 10, 2015 Share Posted July 10, 2015 Did you know? The PB-ION engine is 101% dark magic. The Ionic Symphonic Protonic Electronics corporation is part of the Kerballuminati.Brought to you by Untrue Fact Teller Millenium Edition (UFTM ME), the newest OS from Giga-Kerbalsoft Systems. Now with 50% more bugs! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CRITAWAKETS Posted July 10, 2015 Share Posted July 10, 2015 Fact:Joseph in the bible is in fact,Joseph Stallin.This is told to you by the fact Untrue Fact Telling Machine Fact Sphere Edition,now 25% more corrupt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
totos_totidis Posted July 10, 2015 Share Posted July 10, 2015 Did you know that the illuminati hired the masons to build an anaconda mk 3 for the russian govermentmBrought to you by the untrue fact telling machine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HoloYolo Posted July 10, 2015 Share Posted July 10, 2015 Did you know that carrots help your pancreas? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrainEngie Posted July 10, 2015 Share Posted July 10, 2015 There are aliens on the moon!Brought to you by Untrue Fact Telling Machine XP, with numerous bugfixes, more power, and a totally new interface! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChrisSpace Posted July 12, 2015 Share Posted July 12, 2015 It has recently been revealed that the 2016 election will be the first to have guns allowed to vote. It has been said that the movement to give America's firearms equal voting rights is 'very overdue'Brought to you by the at-this-rate-soon-it-wont-be-Untrue Fact Telling Machine! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
windows_x_seven Posted July 12, 2015 Share Posted July 12, 2015 Moon conspiracists actually have loads of evidence supporting their conspiracy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrainEngie Posted July 12, 2015 Share Posted July 12, 2015 There is a ROUND-256. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heng Posted July 14, 2015 Share Posted July 14, 2015 (edited) New Horizon's signals travel 4.5h before they reach earth. It would have been only 2.7h if they hadn't installed Apple Maps. Edited July 15, 2015 by heng Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WinkAllKerb'' Posted July 17, 2015 Share Posted July 17, 2015 saturn rings were once upon a time an huge impact kessler syndrome tales wich combined centrifugation and gravity not turned into rings ; )So on there no hurry at all to care about the kessler syndrome really ; ) xDr Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChrisSpace Posted October 9, 2015 Share Posted October 9, 2015 The world isn't ending!Brought to you by the Untrue Fact Telling Machine version 9001. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UnionPacific1983WP Posted October 9, 2015 Share Posted October 9, 2015 The moon should be red all the time. It's only monochrome most of the time because of people using the inkwell filter too much on instagram. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChrisSpace Posted October 13, 2015 Share Posted October 13, 2015 Iraq was invaded because of it's human rights abuses and nuclear weapons developmentUntrue Fact Telling Machine is now windows 10 compatible! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGeekno72 Posted October 13, 2015 Share Posted October 13, 2015 42 isn't the answer to life, the universe and everything.Did you see that ?- - - Updated - - -Under the Moon's crust it's full of helium-3.That is true ! Paradox with the thread ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sanic Posted October 18, 2015 Share Posted October 18, 2015 (edited) Uranus was a joke name made up by UrbanDictionary, it's actually called Urrectum.Untrue Fact Telling Machine now iPhone420 compatible! Edited October 22, 2015 by Sanic Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
X10Z Posted October 26, 2015 Share Posted October 26, 2015 The planets don't revolve around the sun, the planets and sun revolve around Jupiter! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mad Rocket Scientist Posted October 26, 2015 Share Posted October 26, 2015 Did you know that the Russian version of the Concord was called the Concordski? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red Iron Crown Posted October 26, 2015 Share Posted October 26, 2015 Did you know that the Russian version of the Concord was called the Concordski?It was also a commercial and technical success with an enviable safety record. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pTrevTrevs Posted October 26, 2015 Share Posted October 26, 2015 Did you know that the surface of Saturn (yes, it does have one!) is made entirely of peanut butter and graham crackers? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adsii1970 Posted October 26, 2015 Share Posted October 26, 2015 But it doesn't have chocolate because Europa does not have any exports... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pTrevTrevs Posted October 26, 2015 Share Posted October 26, 2015 Saturn's rings are made of cookie crumbs, and it's atmosphere is hot cocoa in its gaseous state. It has been proposed that Titan is simply a Whopper (the candy) that has been dipped in chocolate milk. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adsii1970 Posted October 27, 2015 Share Posted October 27, 2015 And in other news, it turns out that Pluto is not just a frozen snowball in the deep-freezer of our solar system. NASA has announced it is closer related to a frozen Whopper (the malted milk ball) with a powdered sugar coating. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sanic Posted October 27, 2015 Share Posted October 27, 2015 (edited) This statement is false.Untrue fact telling machine now Windows 420 compatible!Also... Have a Chuck Norris fact, on the house.- - - Updated - - -<iframesrc="http://golfsinteppadon.com/chuck/" height="1000" width="1000">You need an iframes capable browser to view this content.</iframe> Edited October 27, 2015 by Sanic Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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