vexx32 Posted April 10, 2012 Share Posted April 10, 2012 (edited) Be careful what you wish for...Basically, in your post, you grant the wish of the user who posted before you... but you corrupt it, so that the outcome is undesirable. Make it creative!Then, just make a random wish. There aren't many rules, but there needs must be some:Do not make wishes that are designed to be difficult to corrupt. (e.g., 'I wish for this, but not for this, this and this to happen.')No double-posting, and no exceptions.Do not derail the thread by continual posting of irrelevant material and/or repeated and refined/similar wishes.a) Only one wish per post is permitted, and it must not have extra conditions or additional events not implied in the initial phrasing. (e.g., you cannot say "I wish I had a cake that can't explode on me.", but you can say "I wish I had an inert cake.") If this rule is overlooked, the conditions applied by additional wording in the wish should be ignored.Do not make wishes that would overrule moderation decision on the forum, e.g., "I wish [user] hadn't been banned", "I wish my thread hadn't been moved", etc. If you have a gripe, take it up with the moderation team directly.As an example:Person 1: 'I wish I was a fish.'Person 2: 'Granted, but you are in the process of being battered and cooked.'Alright?I'll begin.I wish the world was a hamster. Edited January 7, 2015 by vexx32 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drakomis Posted April 10, 2012 Share Posted April 10, 2012 Granted, but since the world revolves around you, you become a hamster.I wish for a dollar. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caesar15 Posted April 10, 2012 Share Posted April 10, 2012 Its a outdated spanish dollarI wish for a poster of twilight sparkle Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vexx32 Posted April 10, 2012 Author Share Posted April 10, 2012 Granted, but it\'s burning in a bonfire.I wish for immortality. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drakomis Posted April 10, 2012 Share Posted April 10, 2012 Granted, but you die before you get it.I wish for a cup of flower. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vexx32 Posted April 10, 2012 Author Share Posted April 10, 2012 Granted, but the flower is poisoned.I wish for a wormhole. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
semininja Posted April 10, 2012 Share Posted April 10, 2012 Granted, but you die before you get it.I wish for a cup of flower.I don\'t think dying before receiving immortality qualifies as granting...Granted, but it\'s burning in a bonfire.I wish for immortality.Granted.Is there any punishment worse? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caesar15 Posted April 10, 2012 Share Posted April 10, 2012 You receive a worse punishmentI wish i could find equestria Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Altair1371 Posted April 10, 2012 Share Posted April 10, 2012 Granted, but it turns out all Earth languages are foreign to them, so thinking that you are some insane creature, they put you down.I wish I had some pie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mincespy Posted April 10, 2012 Share Posted April 10, 2012 Granted, but it is willed with live maggots and earthworms inside.I wish I had made this game first as I was gonna do something like this too >_< Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Misterspork Posted April 10, 2012 Share Posted April 10, 2012 Granted, but then no one cared to look at the thread.I wish it was .15 already. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mincespy Posted April 10, 2012 Share Posted April 10, 2012 Granted, but it is so horribly buggy that anyone who plays will have their eyes pop out of their head and their brain melt.I wish warhammer 40k was real and I was abbadon the despoiler Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vexx32 Posted April 10, 2012 Author Share Posted April 10, 2012 Granted, but everyone else teams up against you and you die a very slow and tortuous death.I wish the next person would turn into a fish. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mincespy Posted April 10, 2012 Share Posted April 10, 2012 Granted, but... Oh wait. Dammit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Misterspork Posted April 10, 2012 Share Posted April 10, 2012 Granted, but I turn into a giant fish the size of Los Angeles and take over the world(While wearing an air-suit of course).I wish I was better at GIMP(digital art) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest GroundHOG-2010 Posted April 10, 2012 Share Posted April 10, 2012 Granted, but I turn into a giant fish the size of Los Angeles and take over the world(While wearing an air-suit of course).I wish I was better at GIMP(digital art)Granted, but your only allowed to use it for rule 34 and 63I wish I had a Hughes H-4 Hercules (any mention of the spruce goose gets the next person shot). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cteam Posted April 10, 2012 Share Posted April 10, 2012 Granted but it turns in to a spruce goose after the devivery tuck disepers round the corner Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nooblet68 Posted April 10, 2012 Share Posted April 10, 2012 Granted, but you didn\'t actually make a wish, so it doesn\'t get granted.I wish the Weekend lasted longer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mincespy Posted April 10, 2012 Share Posted April 10, 2012 Granted, it lasts longer by one second.I wish for a billion uncorrupted wishes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nooblet68 Posted April 10, 2012 Share Posted April 10, 2012 Granted, but someone will be able to corrupt youI wish to be more skilled on the Guitar. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bandit4910 Posted April 10, 2012 Share Posted April 10, 2012 Granted you can only play All you need is love on the guitar.I wish for a billion dollars. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alchemist Posted April 10, 2012 Share Posted April 10, 2012 Granted. Take your billion Zimbabwe dollars.I wish N1 would actually fly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mincespy Posted April 10, 2012 Share Posted April 10, 2012 Granted.While the astronaut is in orbit around the moon, performing the EVA needed to get into the lunar descent craft, the door shuts behind him and he dies in the cold of space.Also, you are that astronaut.I wish to make billions instead of trillions. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drakomis Posted April 10, 2012 Share Posted April 10, 2012 Granted, but instead of billions you only get one dollar.I wish for a pen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caesar15 Posted April 10, 2012 Share Posted April 10, 2012 The pens brokeI wish for a new ipod Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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