Make a wish... and have it horribly corrupted!

[LtHeckard]

Granted. The inert cake is so inert that the very matter of the cake grinds down to a complete halt reaching a temperature of absolute zero, freezing your body instantly after you take a bite.

I wish I could smell colors.

[Designer225]

Granted. You now wished you could taste colors too.

I wish I could taste color!

[Tangle]

Granted. However, all of the colors taste like snow, which tastes like antimatter, which tastes like death, which tastes like like like like.

BuiDSL dsl dsl dslDUST.

[Tobbzzzz]

Granted. (what does that even mean?) It converts into antimatter and disintegrates.

I wish for a stable orbit.

[Tex]

Granted, but reality sets back in and your orbit decays when you're not looking.

I wish for .24 to come out in... EIGHT DAYS from now. (Epic prediction if it really happens)

[Tangle]

Granted. However, because it's eight days from now, it has a bunch of bugs.

I wish for granting this wish via oponois

[plainawesome]

Granted, but after you granted said wish, your head exploded

I wish for a better laptop.

[Shna_na]

Granted, but it's a desktop PC because laptops are awful.

I wish I had a case that would allow me to change the motherboard so I could actually get my PC better than average (stupid Acer Predator *grumble grumble grumble*).

[Annoyingorbits]

Granted, you get an IBM Blue Gene, all your neighbors want it, and kill you for it

(Finally, someone who speaks my language on the subject of Laptops!)

I wish Laptops didn't suck as much

[Designer225]

Granted, you get an intel integrated graphics (Intel HD Graphics 4000) instead.

I wish Intel would make both dedicated graphics and integrated graphics.

[Tangle]

Granted. However, they're only used on spacecraft. One of them burns up.

meow

[LtHeckard]

Granted. Your cat meows but dies soon after.

I wish I was able to do Astrophysics math.

[Shna_na]

Granted, but so does the rest of the KSP community who can't do that, such as myself, and when you miraculously gain such knowledge people wonder how it happened and revolt against you for some reason.

I wish that physics at GCSE level was more interesting that it is rather than being the basic common sense it is.

[Tangle]

Granted. However, you never learned the common sense part and accidentally walk into a very large, very fast centrifuge.

snoop dog goes meow

[TheCanadianVendingMachine]

There's no question to corrupt. Therefor you die

I wish for lots of pie

[Shna_na]

Granted, but instead of lots of pie you are given lots of pi. The sheer amount of decimals overwhelms you and you fall into a coma due to shock.

I wish these corruptions were less morbid

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Repaired a rift in the space-time continuum

[Boosterspice]

Granted. You feel a slight pain in your left little finger every time you move it

I wish that NASA received more money

[Shna_na]

Granted, but since I fail to see how your post was connected to the wish, NASA has to store the money under the launchpad.

I wish that Rimworld wasn't so damn expensive.

[Boosterspice]

Granted, now it's free, everyone buys it, and it simply is not cool anymore.

I wish that the next corrupter disintegrates

[Dooz]

Granted you disintegrate.

I wish for 5 dollars of every currency in the world.

[Designer225]

Granted, but you can only give $5 since the banks no longer transfer currency to currency!

I wish for $100 USD.

[ExplodingRocketShips]

Granted, but the hubble space telescope's lens falls off, and it magnifies the sun's rays, which focus towards earth and burn the 100 Bucks.

[Designer225]

Granted, but you get something.

I wish for nothing.

[ExplodingRocketShips]

Granted, but I can't repeat your corruption, so you explode.

I wish to be a space shuttle astronaut.

[datdenkikniet]

Granted, but you are actually playing in a real-life "Gravity" scene, and you die terrible

I wish I could be an actual green-headed mars man.