TheTsar52 Posted June 20, 2014 Share Posted June 20, 2014 Granted, but your only in the sea because your being used by a fisherman as fish bait.I wish I was wearing pants. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tery215 Posted June 21, 2014 Share Posted June 21, 2014 Granted. The Wishmaking Fairy's magical tutu is on you, and his-er inappropriates turn you to stone.I wish for free and advertisement-less entertainment services. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
THENEWJOEMAMA Posted June 21, 2014 Share Posted June 21, 2014 Granted. They don't last very long because they have no income, kinda like Reddit will.I wish Reddit was no longer in the red. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheTsar52 Posted June 21, 2014 Share Posted June 21, 2014 Granted, but then the NSA shuts Reddit down, because the NSAI wish that air was toxic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tery215 Posted June 21, 2014 Share Posted June 21, 2014 Granted. Air was toxic to anaerobic and ancient bacteria.I wish I had electrons. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
THENEWJOEMAMA Posted June 21, 2014 Share Posted June 21, 2014 Granted. You now contain all the electrons. This is a bad thing.I wish I could explain my corruption properly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vexx32 Posted June 21, 2014 Author Share Posted June 21, 2014 Granted, but you are summarily executed before you get the chance to elaborate.I wish for a new book to read. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tygoo7 Posted June 21, 2014 Share Posted June 21, 2014 Granted, it's Twilight.I wish I was a Kerbal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fox Arcana Posted June 21, 2014 Share Posted June 21, 2014 Granted, you are Danny2462's new test subject.I wish for more wish ideas Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vaporo Posted June 21, 2014 Share Posted June 21, 2014 Granted. You now have so many ideas that you are electrocuted by the electrical current that now must travel through your brain to sustain it.I wish that that next Rayman game will include Mr. Dark as the villain. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cziken20 Posted June 21, 2014 Share Posted June 21, 2014 Granted. but hes so dark, you cant see him get outraged at the game and die from heart attack.I wish i didnt kill so many people when corrupting the wishes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red Iron Crown Posted June 21, 2014 Share Posted June 21, 2014 Granted. They all come to live with you as house guests instead.I wish they'd fix the roads around here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tery215 Posted June 21, 2014 Share Posted June 21, 2014 Granted. The roads are now sentient and not willing to be driven on, at threat of comet-apocalypse.I wish I had all the comets. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
THENEWJOEMAMA Posted June 21, 2014 Share Posted June 21, 2014 Granted. You are now in space, without a spacesuit, in the center of the giant mass of comets. You don't live very long...I wish for Tristam (yes, with an M) to release a new song. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExplodingRocketShips Posted June 21, 2014 Share Posted June 21, 2014 Granted. It's Baby - Dubstep RemixI wish that bees. Again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uberlyuber Posted June 21, 2014 Share Posted June 21, 2014 Granted. The bees take over the worldI wish for (insert something here). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tery215 Posted June 22, 2014 Share Posted June 22, 2014 Granted. You receive a generic gray box with a button that opens it. The anticipation causes your head to explode.I wish for a backstabber gun. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheTsar52 Posted June 22, 2014 Share Posted June 22, 2014 Granted, but this is the USSR, so gun back stabs you!I wish I could breath Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uberlyuber Posted June 22, 2014 Share Posted June 22, 2014 Granted. You breath fire, which causes your throat to burn up, and thus you DIE :3I wish for a remote control booster, which comes with a bunker to test/fire into space/explodify the engine right outside your repurposed nuclear bunker! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted June 22, 2014 Share Posted June 22, 2014 Granted! It doesn't happen cause screw your wish! *Walks away*I wish for nukez Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uberlyuber Posted June 22, 2014 Share Posted June 22, 2014 Granted. The nukez are given to Jebediah Kerman. 'Nuff Said (also, screw YOUR wish )I wish 9 out of 10 people worldwide would prefer waffles over pancakes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rainbowtrout Posted June 22, 2014 Share Posted June 22, 2014 They search the world for waffles, and tear up you and your house in the process.I wish for an inert cake. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cziken20 Posted June 22, 2014 Share Posted June 22, 2014 Inert cake? Granted! It has high inertion and kills you!I wish for the school to already end. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tery215 Posted June 22, 2014 Share Posted June 22, 2014 Granted. A giant, indestructible floating clock appears over your school. It repeatedly smashes your school with you and ONLY you in it.I wish for a bigger solid fuel engine for my rocket. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Floppster Posted June 22, 2014 Share Posted June 22, 2014 Granted, but the increased strain on your rockets joints welcome the Kraken to a party.I wish for even more stockalike mods! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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