WinkAllKerb'' Posted June 30, 2014 Share Posted June 30, 2014 Granted, video games caracter but you went corrupted by abusive use of action replay and hexadecimal editing removing all the meaning intended in thoose 9 lives.I wish VHS & audio tape to still attract people with some magnetic magic Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tery215 Posted June 30, 2014 Share Posted June 30, 2014 Granted. You now control the entire world (what? how did magnetic magic do this?). However, another wizard of magnets uses a railgun to kill you.I wish for foxfire. (don't give me firefox) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cziken20 Posted June 30, 2014 Share Posted June 30, 2014 Granted! you get a burning fox and you die.I wish for mor lulz on the world. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red Iron Crown Posted June 30, 2014 Share Posted June 30, 2014 Granted. The atmosphere is replaced with nitrous oxide and we all smother while laughing hysterically.I wish for more cookies. Chocolate chip cookies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr_Brain Posted June 30, 2014 Share Posted June 30, 2014 You receive those cookies. However, those cookies are the only food you may ever again eat.I wish for the ability to make trees grow rapidly wherever I want them to grow, even on surfaces normally not suitable for tree growth. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tery215 Posted June 30, 2014 Share Posted June 30, 2014 Granted. You are now worshipped as a god of plants. Somebody gets jealous and stabs you in the face using the critical hit, * 100 damage Facestabbing butterfly knife. Anarchy ensues.I wish for a facestabbing butterfly knife. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helix935 Posted June 30, 2014 Share Posted June 30, 2014 (edited) granted, you try to do the knife thing from Aliens and it stabs you in the face after cutting off your handi wish that humanity had evolved into energy beings right now Edited June 30, 2014 by Helix935 ninja'd Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tery215 Posted June 30, 2014 Share Posted June 30, 2014 Granted. Matter is a form of energy, and humans are already made of matter.I wish for a pet Scott Manley. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Floppster Posted June 30, 2014 Share Posted June 30, 2014 Granted, but you get jealous when you realize that your pet knows orbital mechanics better than you so you give him away.I wish for a job at the Kerbal Space Center. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tery215 Posted June 30, 2014 Share Posted June 30, 2014 (edited) Granted. A thousand and one mysterious forces (players) that have possessed every probe core and kerbal for all eternity decide to crush your free will. Literally, by launching green savages out of the sky as well as asteroids, nuclear rocket engines, and lasers.I wish for the gift of humanity. Edited June 30, 2014 by Tery215 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheTsar52 Posted July 1, 2014 Share Posted July 1, 2014 Granted, but the initiation ceremony for becoming a man is being smothered in Napalm and being lit on fire. Because they can.I wish I could live in Germany. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tery215 Posted July 1, 2014 Share Posted July 1, 2014 Granted. There is now a sinkhole that ate your house, and transported it to Germany. Inside miles of rock.I wish bombs of hundreds of megatons of TNT could be made the size of a pinhead. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Overfloater Posted July 1, 2014 Share Posted July 1, 2014 Granted, but a truck delivering these bombs had a hole in the trailer floor, and some of these micro-bombs were spilled out near your street. No one could find them because they're so tiny. Better watch out!I wish for the .24 update. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fox Arcana Posted July 1, 2014 Share Posted July 1, 2014 Granted, you wait a few weeks for it.I wish for more fanfiction ideas. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bartybum Posted July 1, 2014 Share Posted July 1, 2014 Granted, they are all horribly thought out with countless plot holes.I wish for some Nutella. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Floppster Posted July 1, 2014 Share Posted July 1, 2014 Granted. Nutella is lovely.I wish for winter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fox Arcana Posted July 1, 2014 Share Posted July 1, 2014 Granted, the next ice age is started abruptly.I wish for KSP 1.00 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheTsar52 Posted July 1, 2014 Share Posted July 1, 2014 Granted, but the labeling guy labels it 0.01, so you don't think it's an update.I wish I owned an M2 Browning. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WinkAllKerb'' Posted July 1, 2014 Share Posted July 1, 2014 Granted, you got an encrypted one and are unable dig it out.I wich all existing languages and their dictionnaries can't be metaphorically decyphered. (wooohhhhhhoooo xD you must not have fun) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Floppster Posted July 1, 2014 Share Posted July 1, 2014 The wish granting genie has no idea what you're talking about, but you get a pat on the back and a free t-shirt anyway.I wish for ion thrusters. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WinkAllKerb'' Posted July 1, 2014 Share Posted July 1, 2014 Granted, you got a MO5 and it's turtlesI wish to never say never again Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gamer52599 Posted July 1, 2014 Share Posted July 1, 2014 granted you will explode when you say anythingi will wish it agian since no one granted it last timei wish to be AN ALL POWERFULL GENIE Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tery215 Posted July 1, 2014 Share Posted July 1, 2014 (edited) Granted. You are a NUCLEAR GENIE with NUCLEAR SUPERPOWERS!you are confined to a genie pot and transported to a nuclear power plantI wish I won the KSP. Edited July 2, 2014 by Tery215 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helix935 Posted July 2, 2014 Share Posted July 2, 2014 granted, you can no longer play KSPi wish that i was a god Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WinkAllKerb'' Posted July 2, 2014 Share Posted July 2, 2014 granted, welcome back aboard the love boat, but damn that song is so annoying i wish i ll be satan Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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