Tery215 Posted July 2, 2014 Share Posted July 2, 2014 Granted. You are a little puppet in the hands of the fictional one. Also you gain lots of worshippers, but you're still just a puppet.I wish I could post attachments to sticky notes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheTsar52 Posted July 2, 2014 Share Posted July 2, 2014 Granted, but you cant post attachments on normal posts.I wish that the next posts includes the word "Napalm." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tery215 Posted July 2, 2014 Share Posted July 2, 2014 Napalmed. It is decreed napalm napalm shall rep-NAPALM other words.Napalm wish that napalm didn't get this napalm, I napalm this one... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gamer52599 Posted July 2, 2014 Share Posted July 2, 2014 granted you are covered in napalm in a burning housei wish someone would rub my lamp Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tery215 Posted July 2, 2014 Share Posted July 2, 2014 Granted. The Wishmaking Fairy rubs your lamp and the shade on it broke, blinding everyone. Also you get sucked into the lamp.I wish for SoA to be version 0.2 already. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cziken20 Posted July 2, 2014 Share Posted July 2, 2014 Granted. The 0.2 version involves sheeps blowing up at your face, minecraft kids and random strange voices that hunt your mind.I wish for a wish. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gamer52599 Posted July 2, 2014 Share Posted July 2, 2014 i dont know what that is so you get a my lamp i'm a genie you know the drilli wish tery would wish for my freedom Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gamer52599 Posted July 2, 2014 Share Posted July 2, 2014 granted you get my lamp but being a genie and getting getting a wish of my own my wish is your wishi wish to be free from my lamp Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tery215 Posted July 2, 2014 Share Posted July 2, 2014 Not granted. You double posted (no exceptions). (You realize that there is a slightly SMALLER lamp outside of your lamp, and you cannot escape it.)I wish I had a titan. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Floppster Posted July 2, 2014 Share Posted July 2, 2014 Granted. The moon Titan is delivered to your door, completely ruining your entire town and subsequently integrating into the earth, causing massive catastrophic events all over the world.I wish I was able to control my dreams. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tery215 Posted July 3, 2014 Share Posted July 3, 2014 Granted. In your dreaming state, you accidentally turn off the thing that makes your body not respond to your brain while asleep. Now nightmare monsters come out of your head when you sleep, because you exiled them from your dreams.I wish the US government would recognize my owning of everything beyond earth and defend it for me legally like any other property. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WinkAllKerb'' Posted July 3, 2014 Share Posted July 3, 2014 granted to you and everyone else, every one no own everything.i wish i could rename /spacemonk'hey that's just to brew some beer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helix935 Posted July 5, 2014 Share Posted July 5, 2014 granted, it poisons your beeri wish that DC comics made more GOOD movies and more good shows Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Floppster Posted July 5, 2014 Share Posted July 5, 2014 Granted, DC Comics is now a subsidiary of Marvel and will be a part of the team making Avengers 2.I wish for modeling skills. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red Iron Crown Posted July 5, 2014 Share Posted July 5, 2014 Granted. You are on many magazine covers and are harassed by paparazzi and stalkers.I wish I was a better KSP pilot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Floppster Posted July 6, 2014 Share Posted July 6, 2014 Granted. You once were the greatest pilot in KSP, but lost all talent.I wish you all a good night. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WinkAllKerb'' Posted July 6, 2014 Share Posted July 6, 2014 (edited) Granted but your ship was badly designed, not your fault, same resultI wish for more www federation (don't ask)Granted. You once were the greatest pilot in KSP, but lost all talent.I wish you all a good night. Edited July 6, 2014 by WinkAllKerb'' same time as floppster your faster. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TonyC Posted July 7, 2014 Share Posted July 7, 2014 Granted but turned out that your wish cannot be understood.I wish for a complete Stargate spacecrafts add-on Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tery215 Posted July 7, 2014 Share Posted July 7, 2014 Granted. All of the spacecrafts are stargates. Your planet is incinerated by the starlight they bring.I wish for a gravity-blocking wall. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vexx32 Posted July 8, 2014 Author Share Posted July 8, 2014 Granted, but it appears above you. While it does block gravity, it is not itself immune to gravity, so it falls. You are crushed. It must have weighed at least fifty tons.I wish for a razor-sharp ant. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WinkAllKerb'' Posted July 8, 2014 Share Posted July 8, 2014 we need some moderation somewhere.that's a clue not a wish Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Overfloater Posted July 8, 2014 Share Posted July 8, 2014 404 error - wish not found... searching for solution... solution found:You get previous user's wish - your toilet seat gets infested with razor sharp ants :^3I wish for a WinkAllKerb' to spoken English translator. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red Iron Crown Posted July 8, 2014 Share Posted July 8, 2014 Granted. You soon miss the charming puzzle of figuring out what he's really trying to say.I wish Esperanto had caught on and we all spoke it now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tery215 Posted July 8, 2014 Share Posted July 8, 2014 Granted. I'm not actually speaking, I'm typing how your wish is corrupted. Nor are any of you speaking to communicate on this forum.I wish that the Wishmaking Fairy didn't know that thousands of these wishes we're making are far past the 3-wishes limit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Overfloater Posted July 9, 2014 Share Posted July 9, 2014 Granted: He/she/it never found out as it's not of His/her/it's interest, but the wish-usage-law-enforcement-organization on the other hand... Ooh I'd start worrying!I wish I was a kickass music composer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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