cantab Posted October 31, 2014 Share Posted October 31, 2014 Granted. It doesn't even start at all. If it won't run it can't crash!I wish Jeb would land on Mars. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Floppster Posted October 31, 2014 Share Posted October 31, 2014 Granted, but he lands on one of our rovers and we never even see him.I wish for snow. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AbortButton Posted October 31, 2014 Share Posted October 31, 2014 Granted. You are dropped into the middle of Antarctica.I wish that I have infinite Funds. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Overfloater Posted October 31, 2014 Share Posted October 31, 2014 Granted: But you receive it in the form of a single bill. As soon as you buy something, your funds will be limited because no one can give you infinite change I wish I had infinite funds :-I Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red Iron Crown Posted October 31, 2014 Share Posted October 31, 2014 Granted. They're delivered in coins...in your pants.I wish for paper and metal currency to be fully replaced by electronic currency. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Floppster Posted October 31, 2014 Share Posted October 31, 2014 Granted, but right before the switch you take out all your money as cash rendering it useless.I wish for a trip to the Antarctic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red Iron Crown Posted October 31, 2014 Share Posted October 31, 2014 Granted. Through the miracle of time travel you're given a spot on the Discovery Expedition.I wish for a gentle winter this year. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Floppster Posted October 31, 2014 Share Posted October 31, 2014 Granted, the winter brings you out for dinner and sends you roses.I wish for a rough winter this year. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Overfloater Posted October 31, 2014 Share Posted October 31, 2014 Granted, but it's only rough where you're at, and everyone wonders what the hell you're wearing that raincoat for xDI wish for a gentle summer next year. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tery215 Posted October 31, 2014 Share Posted October 31, 2014 Granted, but Summer accidentally knocked the sun over. It fell onto the earth.I wish for an object with significantly high mass to appear behind the earth. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Engineer of Stuff Posted October 31, 2014 Share Posted October 31, 2014 Granted. It is the Deth Star. It blows up Earth.I wish for a warp drive. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cantab Posted October 31, 2014 Share Posted October 31, 2014 Granted. But it's moving away so fast it has no effect.Edit: Darn I'm a slowpoke. Granted, but you lose it on its first unmanned test flight and it cannot be built anew.I wish for Earth to be rescaled to the size of Kerbin so it would be easier to get into space. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Overfloater Posted October 31, 2014 Share Posted October 31, 2014 (edited) Granted, only now there's 10 100 times more people living in your house than there normally were.I wish it was always winter where I live! Edited October 31, 2014 by Overfloater A slight miscalculation :-3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cantab Posted October 31, 2014 Share Posted October 31, 2014 Granted. You live at the nouth pole. But spacetime itself is so twisted that though it's always cold, it never snows.I wish joints in KSP were more realistic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Floppster Posted October 31, 2014 Share Posted October 31, 2014 Granted. Jebediah broke his knees on landing because of your wish.I wish for a kg of feathers and a kg of lead. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cantab Posted October 31, 2014 Share Posted October 31, 2014 Granted. The feathers are heavier and you go insane trying to work out why.I wish for bread. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bioman222 Posted October 31, 2014 Share Posted October 31, 2014 Granted. It is filled with grinded-up radium. Even worse, it's stale.I wish for a life. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ikaneko Posted October 31, 2014 Share Posted October 31, 2014 It's an awful life: you'd want to return to the forums (They always return.... Mwahahahahaha)I wish For the worst christmas ever (corrupt That!) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Engineer of Stuff Posted October 31, 2014 Share Posted October 31, 2014 Your Christmas is the best ever!I wish for Earth to explode. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cantab Posted October 31, 2014 Share Posted October 31, 2014 Granted. Wishing for something bad doesn't make it not bad.I wish I had a self-carving pumpkin. Actually, that would be a cool idea if I wasn't planning a Kerbal pumpkin instead. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red Iron Crown Posted October 31, 2014 Share Posted October 31, 2014 Granted. It carves you before carving itself.I wish people would keep the pagan worship in Halloween. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LVL 9001 Posted October 31, 2014 Share Posted October 31, 2014 (edited) ` Edited February 7, 2021 by LVL 9001 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cantab Posted October 31, 2014 Share Posted October 31, 2014 Granted. You get slightly better than you are now, but that's your skill limit.I wish my biscuits didn't break when I dunk them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Starwhip Posted November 1, 2014 Share Posted November 1, 2014 Granted. The cup explodes instead.I wish that this past week hadn't been so bad for spaceflight. Two crashes?! Jeez! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cantab Posted November 1, 2014 Share Posted November 1, 2014 Granted. But next week is even worse.I wish I'd find this secret mission thing in the Pokemon demo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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