megatiger78 Posted December 5, 2014 Share Posted December 5, 2014 granted. to small for you to use.I wish I could not have a wish. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Overfloater Posted December 5, 2014 Share Posted December 5, 2014 Granted, but it's an uncorruptable wish that you can't have.I wish whoever answers this had a woodpecker pecking on their head for 15 seconds. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr_Brain Posted December 5, 2014 Share Posted December 5, 2014 Granted. However, I befriend the woodpecker and we spend wonderful years together and you can't join in our wonderful fun.I wish for a pet potato. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted December 5, 2014 Share Posted December 5, 2014 Granted. The Pet Potato Has a Disease that can turn humans into potatos,and your now a potato. I wish that I could walk in slow motion. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zxczxczbfg Posted December 5, 2014 Share Posted December 5, 2014 Granted. You can ONLY walk in slow motion.I wish that my computer had more memory. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr_Brain Posted December 5, 2014 Share Posted December 5, 2014 Granted. Its memory has been enhanced by not one, not two, not five, but EIGHT bytes!I wish for significantly more advanced technology. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bioman222 Posted December 5, 2014 Share Posted December 5, 2014 (edited) Granted. You now have an alien computer with a unintelligible language. I wish that my life was more interesting. Edited December 5, 2014 by Bioman222 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Overfloater Posted December 5, 2014 Share Posted December 5, 2014 Granted: There's grizzly bears in your town.I wish for a million bucks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bioman222 Posted December 5, 2014 Share Posted December 5, 2014 Granted. I hope you have shotgun and about a million rounds of buckshot.I wish for a firearm to hunt grizzly bears with. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Overfloater Posted December 5, 2014 Share Posted December 5, 2014 Granted, but by the time your gun arrives the bears have already left, and then you're arrested for illegal firearm possession.By the way,Granted. I hope you have shotgun and about a million rounds of buckshot.It's O.K. i still have that deer repellent i wished for a few weeks ago (which also repels humans...)I wish fuel was free. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LABHOUSE Posted December 5, 2014 Share Posted December 5, 2014 Granted, it is your very own blood.I wish I didn't have 4 reports due next week... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr_Brain Posted December 5, 2014 Share Posted December 5, 2014 Granted. It's 28 [insert something that's even more work] now.I wish for a robotic servant that follows Asimov's robot laws. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red Iron Crown Posted December 6, 2014 Share Posted December 6, 2014 Granted. It uses the Zeroth Law to determine that you should be eliminated.I wish for a Roomba that can do all household cleaning quickly, quietly and efficiently. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ya_Boi_Assault Posted December 6, 2014 Share Posted December 6, 2014 Granted, it gets stolen during black fridayI wish i can get Final Stand installed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LABHOUSE Posted December 6, 2014 Share Posted December 6, 2014 Granted, all of your technology stops working and you cannot get more.I wish that clicking the recommended videos on YouTube more than 3 times wouldn't lead to some conspiracy theory or alien abduction video. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LVL 9001 Posted December 6, 2014 Share Posted December 6, 2014 (edited) ` Edited February 7, 2021 by LVL 9001 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zamovinar Posted December 6, 2014 Share Posted December 6, 2014 Granted, but Stephen Hawking had a permanent amnesia during treatment, he's pretty much useless in his field of expertise.I wish, I never knew this part of the Forum. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DMSP Posted December 6, 2014 Share Posted December 6, 2014 Granted, but then you discover this part of the forum VIA friends. (You did not know before, but now you do...)I wish for a pet Kerbal Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WinkAllKerb'' Posted December 6, 2014 Share Posted December 6, 2014 (edited) Granted but you unable to catch it at all beyond the stars cerberus hounds and all there planet sent oris young Shol'va.I wish for something i'll never get. Edited December 6, 2014 by WinkAllKerb'' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tery215 Posted December 6, 2014 Share Posted December 6, 2014 Granted. You are now in the Never dimension, where other things that will never happen happen. Such as the moon falling.I wish for more time, preferably between point A and point B in space. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted December 6, 2014 Share Posted December 6, 2014 granted. but suddenly,Time reverses as soon as your traveling forwards... so your just stuck in space of a time freeze..I wish I had another wii u game... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red Iron Crown Posted December 6, 2014 Share Posted December 6, 2014 Granted. A game set in the Twilight universe is released for the Wii U and delivered to your door. Seriously, Twilight can be used to corrupt almost any wish.I wish for my order of PC parts to ship. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted December 6, 2014 Share Posted December 6, 2014 Granted,but the PC parts Just been blown up by UPS,because they are not jolly for a holiday..I wish i could Control Every single train in the entire universe,and then let them Go 1,0000000,000000 Mph.. with a press of a button Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr_Brain Posted December 6, 2014 Share Posted December 6, 2014 Granted. However, that button is on a small asteroid that is hurtling towards a black hole approximately 700 million light years away from earth. I hope you can get to it in the next 20 minutes, otherwise you won't get to push that button.I wish for a rock that is not hurting anyone or damaging anything. Or hurting anything or damaging anyone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted December 6, 2014 Share Posted December 6, 2014 (edited) Granted, It will not hurt anyone. but,it dances for you. and dances like the trololololol guy 24/7..I wish if there were hover cars. For real no fake,and i wish i could travel to a holiday land. with the hover car Edited December 6, 2014 by Guest Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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