Arugela Posted March 13, 2015 Share Posted March 13, 2015 Granted. they start stealing your cheetos and smacking your mother! But they feel REALLLY bad about it! And give the Cheetos to charity. All the non poor people are now starving.I wish I had some Cheetos. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deutherius Posted March 13, 2015 Share Posted March 13, 2015 Granted. You are now really poor and eligible to recieve two cheetos from the newly established Kerbal charity.I wish to be happy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mythbusters844 Posted March 13, 2015 Share Posted March 13, 2015 Granted. You get so happy that you cause an overflow of your happiness level and you can no longer be happy.I wish for a hamburger. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arugela Posted March 13, 2015 Share Posted March 13, 2015 Granted but in the other guys happiness he ate it!I wish for a fish. (this is all starting to make me very hungry!) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deutherius Posted March 13, 2015 Share Posted March 13, 2015 Granted. Unfortunately for you, I always eat when I'm depressed. You can thank mythbusters884 for corrupting my wish to be happy After eating the burger and the fish I just wish for a toothpick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mythbusters844 Posted March 13, 2015 Share Posted March 13, 2015 Granted. The toothpick comes at you at several times the speed of sound and hits your head, killing you.I wish for a bunker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arugela Posted March 13, 2015 Share Posted March 13, 2015 Granted. He was a very important man and his death spurred on WW3. You get a bunker fast!I wish I was an oscar meyer weiner. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anister Posted March 13, 2015 Share Posted March 13, 2015 Granted. Fat people eat it.I wish that MGS V: The Phantom Pain is released sooner, and that I could afford it +DLC (if any) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ethanadams Posted March 13, 2015 Share Posted March 13, 2015 Granted but the development team rushes to get it out. It is worse than sonic 06 i wish for a new and better halo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheMoonRover Posted March 13, 2015 Share Posted March 13, 2015 (edited) Granted, but god* gets angry that you stole a halo*, and banishes you to hell*.*whether you believe in those things or not.I wish atheism was the national religion. Edited March 13, 2015 by TheMoonRover Undo edit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ethanadams Posted March 13, 2015 Share Posted March 13, 2015 I meant the video game - - - Updated - - -Granted but all ethics disappear so the world is filled with death and std people will riot and have no feelings. Have funi wish for China to be a democracy? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheMoonRover Posted March 13, 2015 Share Posted March 13, 2015 (edited) I meant the video game I know.Granted, but then it gets invaded by Taiwan.I wish countries didn't feel the need to dispute each other's claims of land.EDIT: (And I live in the UK. The Falkland Islands still cause controversy.) Edited March 13, 2015 by TheMoonRover Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ethanadams Posted March 13, 2015 Share Posted March 13, 2015 Granted they feel that all land should disappear so they nuke it alli wish for the mun to orbit the moon Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deutherius Posted March 13, 2015 Share Posted March 13, 2015 Granted. The Mun is just a string of ones and zeroes, so nothing interesting happens.I wish for a glass of water. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mythbusters844 Posted March 13, 2015 Share Posted March 13, 2015 Granted. The water is poisoned with dihydrogen monoxide and causes you to suffocate after you choke on it.I wish for a gif. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ethanadams Posted March 13, 2015 Share Posted March 13, 2015 Granted it illegal and your arrested I wish mythbuster844 would get my sig Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted March 13, 2015 Share Posted March 13, 2015 Granted. he stoles your sig without giving credit.I wish that everyone in the entire world.. had bread. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xorth Tanovar Posted March 13, 2015 Share Posted March 13, 2015 They did, but in translating to multiple languages it became "bred"; 9 months later global population doubled.I wish for double my usual salary this week. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red Iron Crown Posted March 13, 2015 Share Posted March 13, 2015 Granted. It is given to you as severance.I wish the exchange rate from $CAD to $US wasn't so terrible. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xorth Tanovar Posted March 13, 2015 Share Posted March 13, 2015 Granted, you now exchange $CAD for Flanian Pobble Beads.I wish work was done fo rthe day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aerolfos Posted March 13, 2015 Share Posted March 13, 2015 Granted. You are fired/suspended with immediate effect, and have forfeited this years pay/your degree.Lasts for lifetime too, no returning to that job/school. Your bad reputation spreads, meaning it will be hard (Read: Impossible) to get in anywhere else.I wish I was omniscient. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deutherius Posted March 13, 2015 Share Posted March 13, 2015 Granted. Your brain wasn't anywhere near ready for this much information, and so it shut down. You will be in a coma for the rest of your life. If you can call it that.I wish for a pretzel. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arugela Posted March 14, 2015 Share Posted March 14, 2015 Granted. but they are not the kind you like! and they smell funny.I wish for nothing! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mythbusters844 Posted March 14, 2015 Share Posted March 14, 2015 Granted. You get a vacuum, which causes you to asphyxiate.I wish for Squadcast to not be canceled today. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deutherius Posted March 14, 2015 Share Posted March 14, 2015 Granted. Squadcast was not cancelled, but it was announced KSP is stopping development. (And licencing prevents anyone from continuing independently)I wish to visit ISS. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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