SpaceJuice Posted April 12, 2015 Share Posted April 12, 2015 Granted, your computer runs better, that is out the door.I wish Kerbal Space Program will release 1.0 this week... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ethanadams Posted April 12, 2015 Share Posted April 12, 2015 granted its a cheap copy of sonic 06 (please stop asking for this)i wish i was batman(im not saying im not batman but me and him have never been seen in a room together) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xannari Ferrows Posted April 12, 2015 Share Posted April 12, 2015 Granted. Batman and Robin Re-amped! I wish Dracula X wasn't so frekin' expensive. I need a copy! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Downside Up Posted April 13, 2015 Share Posted April 13, 2015 Granted. It is now EXTREMELY expensive.I wish there was no world hunger. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Endersmens Posted April 13, 2015 Share Posted April 13, 2015 Grande. Nobody in the world is hungry. Instead, now everyone is always so full that they feel like they're gonna throw up but never do, so they are in eternal torment. I wish today wasn't Monday. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Downside Up Posted April 13, 2015 Share Posted April 13, 2015 Granted, today is Tuesday. Every other day is now Monday.I wish I wasn't broke. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
viktor19 Posted April 13, 2015 Share Posted April 13, 2015 Granted, you have 109 million dollars on your bank account. You live in a socialist utopia.I wish for a Real Solar System spaceplane... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ethanadams Posted April 13, 2015 Share Posted April 13, 2015 Wouldn't that mean everyone has 109 million dollars in this utopia? Granted it has 9 ÃŽâ€V i wish wish for the yellow iron crown Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gamowin Posted April 13, 2015 Share Posted April 13, 2015 You get a crown made of a gold-iron alloy (I'm not a metallurgist), it falls apart quickly due to poor construction.I wish that people would stop stop making wishes which are references to things I have no knowledge of. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dman979 Posted April 13, 2015 Share Posted April 13, 2015 Granted. Now they are only references to the embarrassing moments in your life.I wish that I could be one of the Astronauts who goes to Mars for NASA. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gamowin Posted April 14, 2015 Share Posted April 14, 2015 Granted, due to an error in converting from the metric to imperial measurements, you only have enough oxygen to last 5 days on Mars.I wish that affordable immortality would be invented already. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ethanadams Posted April 14, 2015 Share Posted April 14, 2015 Granted only affordible for trilionarsi wish for a gif Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheTsar52 Posted April 14, 2015 Share Posted April 14, 2015 Granted, however, the gif is frozen in time, and is now to be called... a Picture. I wish for KSP .13.3 to be released. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChrisSpace Posted April 14, 2015 Share Posted April 14, 2015 Granted, it is released by EAI wish for plutonium, and a hazmat suit so I don't get radiation poisoning Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cicatrix Posted April 14, 2015 Share Posted April 14, 2015 Granted, but you ate it accidentally )I wish for a light, portable, stable, indestructable, infinite energy source with a 250 V/50 Hz European electric socket. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xannari Ferrows Posted April 14, 2015 Share Posted April 14, 2015 Granted. Infinite energy = arguably an infinitely huge black hole that consumes the universe. But at least you have your lightbulb.I wish for Richter to be a character in Smash Bros. That'd be the greatest thing in my life. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ethanadams Posted April 14, 2015 Share Posted April 14, 2015 Granted but he just a Ike clonei wish for America Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
viktor19 Posted April 15, 2015 Share Posted April 15, 2015 Granted, it brings freedom to your country.I wish for a better programming skills. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheTsar52 Posted April 15, 2015 Share Posted April 15, 2015 Granted, however, you can only write in a language lost to programming long ago. I wish for ACT testing to be on a Monday instead of a Tuesday. (I would then have a 5 day weekend.)AlsoGranted, it brings freedom to your country.How is that a bad thing? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dman979 Posted April 15, 2015 Share Posted April 15, 2015 Granted. But your parents make you study for all 5 days, and then you get a 10 overall.I want to understand people. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xannari Ferrows Posted April 15, 2015 Share Posted April 15, 2015 Do you mean like, understand people, or understand... people? There's a difference here...Granted. You know every one thing about people, including things you may not have wanted to know.I wish Mariyate would help me transpose songs onto Crescendo. She's so stubborn lately... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SelectHalfling0 Posted April 15, 2015 Share Posted April 15, 2015 A female claiming to be Mari Yate shows up at your door, and writes crescendos under all your sheet-music. She then refuses to leave. Mari eats your food and water, and uses your electricity and internet.I wish for the next Falcon-9 self landing to go perfectly and not fall over on the barge. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gamowin Posted April 16, 2015 Share Posted April 16, 2015 Granted, but the barge is captured by Somali pirates and the Falcon-9 is sold on the black market.I wish for Sonic '16 to be conceived and released. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ethanadams Posted April 16, 2015 Share Posted April 16, 2015 Granted (sigh) it's worse then sonic 06i wish to live on the iss Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xannari Ferrows Posted April 16, 2015 Share Posted April 16, 2015 Granted. You now must exercise daily, eat tortillas instead of sandwich bread, float everywhere rather than just walking [harder than it sounds], commit to work far more than you ever have, an leave your friends. I'd join if I could, but I'm pretty sure they don't have internet. I'm not sure about that one, though. At least, not as we do.I wish for a reeeeeeeaaaaaalllllyyyyyy long internet cable so I can join him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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