Goodle... Posted May 26, 2015 Share Posted May 26, 2015 You die of cancer. I want to not want to want Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
temporalExile Posted May 26, 2015 Share Posted May 26, 2015 Granted. You no longer want to do anything. Why did you think this was a good idea again?I wish for a plutonium AND an immortality license Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dman979 Posted May 26, 2015 Share Posted May 26, 2015 Granted. Your license get lost in the mail, and your plutonium gets you on the FBI's watch list.I wish for a car. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fel Posted May 26, 2015 Share Posted May 26, 2015 Dman979 said: Granted. Your license get lost in the mail, and your plutonium gets you on the FBI's watch list.I wish for a car.Granted, you get this carI also wish for more movie references, even if I don't know the movie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dman979 Posted May 26, 2015 Share Posted May 26, 2015 Granted, but you do know the movie, and the references are only from the ones you hate.I want a day off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prof. Endwalker Posted May 26, 2015 Share Posted May 26, 2015 Granted. You return to work to seeing that everyone is dead, and the only way to have prevented it was if one more person was sitting in a cubicle.I wish for Gamecube Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dman979 Posted May 26, 2015 Share Posted May 26, 2015 Granted, but the world only exists in 2 dimensions, so there are no cubes.I wish for math. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr_Brain Posted May 26, 2015 Share Posted May 26, 2015 Granted, but now everyone around you insists it should be "maths", which you know is not so and which drives you literally crazy.I wish for a license that authorizes me to poison the pigeons in the park. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Astrofox Posted May 26, 2015 Share Posted May 26, 2015 Granted, but the pigeons poison you as well.I wish that Math(s) is fun for everyone! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dman979 Posted May 26, 2015 Share Posted May 26, 2015 Granted, but just because something is fun doesn't mean that it's being done right.I want a pony. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Astrofox Posted May 27, 2015 Share Posted May 27, 2015 (edited) granted, but it's a MLP.I wish that someone ruined my wish... Edited May 27, 2015 by Astrofox Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dman979 Posted May 27, 2015 Share Posted May 27, 2015 Denied! You get your wish, exactly as you stated it!I wish for fish. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Astrofox Posted May 27, 2015 Share Posted May 27, 2015 Granted, however, it will eat you since it's a very hungry and aggressive shark.I wish for something. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rocketfeline Posted May 27, 2015 Share Posted May 27, 2015 Granted, But it is a fleaI wish for a cheater Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
temporalExile Posted May 27, 2015 Share Posted May 27, 2015 Granted. He drops the die, and loots all of your items.I wish for a goofy kitchen fish mitten. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SemiaCloud Posted May 27, 2015 Share Posted May 27, 2015 Granted, but the mitten is sticking your hand in a fishes mouth.I wish maxis was not owned by ea. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fel Posted May 27, 2015 Share Posted May 27, 2015 Granted, maxis is not owned by EA but went bankrupt (as they would have) after SimCity 2000I wish people would stop making sharks look like human eaters Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theend3r Posted May 27, 2015 Share Posted May 27, 2015 (edited) Granted, sharks are now perceived as kitten eaters and are hated by all internetkind.I wish I were a great inventor.Edit: grammar Edited May 27, 2015 by theend3r Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FireFaced Posted May 27, 2015 Share Posted May 27, 2015 You're a great inventor of sticks.I wish I could afford all the games I liked. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Postron Posted May 27, 2015 Share Posted May 27, 2015 Granted, but someone robbed a bank and since you can't explain how you got all that money you go to jail.I wish I found this thread sooner. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlphaAsh Posted May 27, 2015 Share Posted May 27, 2015 You did but then you caused a time-loop and a rip in the fabric of space-time and the forums exploded.I wished I had a time machine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theend3r Posted May 27, 2015 Share Posted May 27, 2015 Granted but you yourself immediately came from the future and destroyed it to prevent a catastrophic outcome.I wish I could read minds. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FireFaced Posted May 27, 2015 Share Posted May 27, 2015 Granted, but you read the mind of someone who knew how you would die.I wish someone would respond. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Astrofox Posted May 27, 2015 Share Posted May 27, 2015 Granted, however, I have [FATAL ERROR]I wish that the magic boulder was back in game. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fel Posted May 27, 2015 Share Posted May 27, 2015 Granted, it is now placed exactly 10 meters above the launch pad.I wish the launch tower was back in the game. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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