TrainEngie Posted August 22, 2015 Share Posted August 22, 2015 Granted. You broke one of the wires in the hijacked car and now you can't drive away in the hijacked car.I wish to oscillate violently Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ComradeWolfe Posted August 23, 2015 Share Posted August 23, 2015 Granted. You are in an SSTO with a CG behind the CoL... Good luck surviving that reentry.I wish I had every book and CD I ever wanted. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EdusacconBR Posted August 23, 2015 Share Posted August 23, 2015 granted, but they are all on fireI wish 1.1 didnt replaced the old mk1 cockpit ;c Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alphasus Posted August 23, 2015 Share Posted August 23, 2015 Granted. They remove it from the game. I wish for everyone to be happy forever and live forever, with no deaths EVER. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrainEngie Posted August 23, 2015 Share Posted August 23, 2015 Granted. That statement only applies to our pets.I wish for 9001% funding to space exploration. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EdusacconBR Posted August 23, 2015 Share Posted August 23, 2015 granted, but then everything else failsI wish people donated helicopters Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrainEngie Posted August 24, 2015 Share Posted August 24, 2015 Granted. They are donated to octopi, therefore air kraken happens.I wish to be able to think of poses. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alphasus Posted August 24, 2015 Share Posted August 24, 2015 Granted. That statement only applies to our pets.I wish for 9001% funding to space exploration.I said everyone, that includes human.Granted. The poses that you think of are immediately erased from your memory.I wish for everyone to be happy forever and live forever, with no deaths EVER(includes everyone, including pets and humans). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heng Posted August 24, 2015 Share Posted August 24, 2015 (edited) This can not be better expressed than by this comic's last panel. ("Minus" by Ryan Armand, page 119) (slight spoiler warning, if you want, read from the beginning)"...and don't forget our pets"I wish I knew how to pick a door lock with a paper clip.PS: The key is to fill the gaps with happy pills. I should have thought of that :-) Edited August 24, 2015 by heng Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alphasus Posted August 24, 2015 Share Posted August 24, 2015 This can not be better expressed than by this comic's last panel. ("Minus" by Ryan Armand, page 119) (slight spoiler warning, if you want, read from the beginning)"...and don't forget our pets"I wish I knew how to pick a door lock with a paper clip.Everyone can't be happy that confined.Granted, but when you try to do it,the paper clip explodes, blowing off your hand.I wish I knew what to wish for. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cziken20 Posted August 24, 2015 Share Posted August 24, 2015 Granted. You know to wish for diarrhea.I wish i had a better computer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EdusacconBR Posted August 24, 2015 Share Posted August 24, 2015 granted, but now you got depression level 9999I wish 1.1 was released Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrainEngie Posted August 25, 2015 Share Posted August 25, 2015 Granted. It's still full of bugs.I wish to huehuehue Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Junior Posted August 25, 2015 Share Posted August 25, 2015 Granted, but I short circuit before I can grant that wish.I wish that I had a bagel right now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrainEngie Posted August 25, 2015 Share Posted August 25, 2015 Granted. It has no hole in the middle.I wish for a bagel with no hole in the middle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Junior Posted August 25, 2015 Share Posted August 25, 2015 Granted, but it's really stale.I wish for MORE BACON!AGAIN! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Belphegor Posted August 25, 2015 Share Posted August 25, 2015 granted. special 'long pork' bacon for youi wish my suprevisor at work gets a hemroid the size of a baby Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ComradeWolfe Posted August 25, 2015 Share Posted August 25, 2015 Granted. You end up with the supervisor's workload on top of your own as they slowly recover from treatment. You don't receive any extra pay or benefits.I wish for more rain. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xorth Tanovar Posted August 25, 2015 Share Posted August 25, 2015 Granted, your name is now "Noah"; good luck with all the animal poop in the bottom of the boat!I wish for a longer summer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EdusacconBR Posted August 25, 2015 Share Posted August 25, 2015 granted, its uber hot too, enought to melt peopleI wish i could concentrate energy enoght to do a fus ro dah Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ComradeWolfe Posted August 25, 2015 Share Posted August 25, 2015 Granted, but before you can do it you take an arrow to the knee.I wish I was currently an adventurer, like EdusacconBR used to be. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EdusacconBR Posted August 26, 2015 Share Posted August 26, 2015 granted, but then you take an arrow on the knee tooI wish i had the ace combat EML Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OdinYggd Posted August 29, 2015 Share Posted August 29, 2015 Granted, but its incredibly buggy and only operates properly for 2.25 seconds before destroying itself. I wish I had a freight train. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ComradeWolfe Posted August 30, 2015 Share Posted August 30, 2015 Granted. There are snakes on it.I wish I had a plane... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cziken20 Posted August 30, 2015 Share Posted August 30, 2015 Granted, its as long as the smallest bacteria on earth however.I wish i had a better sabre. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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