cubinator Posted May 12, 2016 Share Posted May 12, 2016 (edited) Granted, there is a lone arcade machine on a tiny island on the south polar cap which plays a game called "Rain Simulator" if you put a quarter in. I wish I had chromatophores. Edited May 12, 2016 by cubinator Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheSealBrigade Posted May 12, 2016 Share Posted May 12, 2016 Granted, but it grows until it eats you. I wish for a paramecium. Microbe pets are the new trend right? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CAKE99 Posted May 12, 2016 Share Posted May 12, 2016 (edited) Granted, but it's a Super- Überpower Mikrobe von Tod und Zerstörung I wish for all the Assassin's Creed games other than 1 and 2 (which I already have). Edited May 12, 2016 by CAKE99 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spacebrick3 Posted May 12, 2016 Share Posted May 12, 2016 Granted, you get all the games but soon lose interest due to the fact that they are less interesting than KSP. I wish that I had a better computer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheSealBrigade Posted May 12, 2016 Share Posted May 12, 2016 (edited) Granted, but it is so powerful 15 terra-joules are required to run it. I wish for internet access all over the world. Edited May 12, 2016 by TheSealBrigade Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0111narwhalz Posted May 12, 2016 Share Posted May 12, 2016 Granted, but it's rubbish satellite internet. I wish people would use the appropriate units. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blasty McBlastblast Posted May 12, 2016 Share Posted May 12, 2016 Granted, but in your universe everyone has the same surname, including all the scientists who made the great discoveries, thus all units for all measurements are now "kermans" I wish the weather was warmer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheSealBrigade Posted May 12, 2016 Share Posted May 12, 2016 Granted, Now Earth is in Mercury's orbit and everybody has burned to death. Great job. I wish people would stop destroying cars because Trump is running for president. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andem Posted May 12, 2016 Share Posted May 12, 2016 Granted. We steer very clear of political discussions at all, because some here (me) have learned the hard way not to bring it up. I wish for Comcast to not suck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheSealBrigade Posted May 12, 2016 Share Posted May 12, 2016 Granted, It is the leading internet provider, but it is expensive that only a few billionaires can pay for it. I wish for a salmon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moose Rocket Science Posted May 12, 2016 Share Posted May 12, 2016 Granted, You've ate it raw and have gotten food-borne illness I wish for Ksp on Iphones. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheSealBrigade Posted May 12, 2016 Share Posted May 12, 2016 Granted, but your phone instantly explodes upon running it. I wish for a better keyboard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tex Mechs Robot Posted May 12, 2016 Share Posted May 12, 2016 You are given the keyboard of your dreams and subsequently lose both of your hands. I wish that summer semesters didn't exist. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cubinator Posted May 12, 2016 Share Posted May 12, 2016 Granted, there is no such thing as summer. Earth is tidally locked and you are on the dark side. There is no land on the sunlit side. I wish for telekinesis. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tex Mechs Robot Posted May 12, 2016 Share Posted May 12, 2016 Granted, but your autonomous systems stop working and you are forced to focus exclusively on mentally moving your heart and lungs for the remainder of time just to stay alive. I wish that I were able to buy the parts I need in order to complete my RC airplane. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WinkAllKerb'' Posted May 12, 2016 Share Posted May 12, 2016 granted you grant tell Ikiey Niaise Isis i wish i post in this thread Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheSealBrigade Posted May 12, 2016 Share Posted May 12, 2016 Granted, but your post is lost in the infinite sea of the internet. I wish for tacos to rain from the sky. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0111narwhalz Posted May 12, 2016 Share Posted May 12, 2016 Granted, but they never stop. Ever. Seas of tacos. Mountains of sedimentary taco rock. Tacos become the dominant build--What's that? I'm supposed to corrupt the wish? Boo! I wish for a MacGuffinite so that we will space moar. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TopHeavy11 Posted May 13, 2016 Share Posted May 13, 2016 Wish granted, but it is only 0.000000000000000000000001 mg of it. I wish for a definitive answer for the universe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0111narwhalz Posted May 13, 2016 Share Posted May 13, 2016 Granted. It's "42." Nobody knows what the question is, though. Still. I wish for an airborne aircraft carrier, that doesn't look like the Marvel one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spacebrick3 Posted May 13, 2016 Share Posted May 13, 2016 Granted; it looks like the Doctor Who one, except Spoiler The Master and the Toclafane are on it, and kill you instantly. I wish that it was slightly less windy here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tex Mechs Robot Posted May 13, 2016 Share Posted May 13, 2016 Sure thing! The winds decrease by .01% in velocity. I wish that Netflix had every show immediately after it aired on TV. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TopHeavy11 Posted May 13, 2016 Share Posted May 13, 2016 Granted. They are then taken down after an equal amount of time! I wish that people would wish for things that would actually IMPROVE their physical and mental health and well-being. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tex Mechs Robot Posted May 13, 2016 Share Posted May 13, 2016 Your wish is granted, but nobody else gets their wishes granted no matter how beneficial they are. I wish that I could play computer games at the same time that I built scale models. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cubinator Posted May 13, 2016 Share Posted May 13, 2016 Granted, but since humans are terrible at multitasking you don't do very well at either. I wish for the Oculus setup to go faster. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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