Moose Rocket Science Posted May 18, 2016 Share Posted May 18, 2016 Granted but it Blows up 25 seconds into the flight. I wish to be in Las Vegas. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WinkAllKerb'' Posted May 18, 2016 Share Posted May 18, 2016 nope you get argentina why no idea i wish for no idea Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spacebrick3 Posted May 18, 2016 Share Posted May 18, 2016 Granted. You have no ideas, ever again. I wish that it was morning already. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
max_creative Posted May 18, 2016 Share Posted May 18, 2016 Granted, the button is on the bottom of your screen, to the left to the date. I wish for something to do. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WinkAllKerb'' Posted May 18, 2016 Share Posted May 18, 2016 oh, you to, then you do something else i wish for something not else Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Interplanet Janet Posted May 18, 2016 Share Posted May 18, 2016 Granted. You get 4 DJ ghosts, all named "I." I wish forof hsiw I Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cubinator Posted May 18, 2016 Share Posted May 18, 2016 Granted. I wish never to have a headache ever again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
astrokerb Posted May 19, 2016 Share Posted May 19, 2016 (edited) Granted, all your regular headaches will now be migraines! I wish that wish granting entities be required to interpret all wishes (including this one) in accordance with the intent of the wisher. Edited May 19, 2016 by astrokerb Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blasty McBlastblast Posted May 19, 2016 Share Posted May 19, 2016 Granted! All future wishes will now be interpreted correctly, however even with this new insight the granting entities still inflict cruel twists because they are conniving, uncaring, nefarious trolls! I wish for a sandwich! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cantab Posted May 19, 2016 Share Posted May 19, 2016 Granted. It's in one of your orifices, other than your mouth. I wish for a nice cup of tea. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WinkAllKerb'' Posted May 19, 2016 Share Posted May 19, 2016 (edited) you need 18 holes to play golf, with eleven you can only play football or open a cheer leader agency i wish for a pftt-tee to put her hum ahem in the bolli tiger woods with some robes'inn we don't expect the disney inquistion here Edited May 19, 2016 by WinkAllKerb'' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Interplanet Janet Posted May 19, 2016 Share Posted May 19, 2016 Granted. The genie explodes. I wish for nothing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
plainawesome Posted May 20, 2016 Share Posted May 20, 2016 Granted. You get nothing, you stick your head in it, and you suffocate since there is no oxygen in nothing. I wish AMD released their Zen CPU's already (My Phenom II is lagging behind). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cantab Posted May 20, 2016 Share Posted May 20, 2016 Granted. The flagship is an 8-core processor with IPC rivalling Haswell. And you'll be lucky if you get one to run above 3.0 GHz. I wish for the floccinaucinihilipilification of antidisestablishmentarianism in Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EliasDanger Posted May 20, 2016 Share Posted May 20, 2016 Granted, the Church of England will remain eminent in Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch, but they have to change their name. I wish I could have a perfect KSP experience, the pinnacle of its potential. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProtoJeb21 Posted May 20, 2016 Share Posted May 20, 2016 Granted, but only the Kerbals have a perfect KSP experience. That means NO EXPLOSIONS and the rockets never launched. I wish for explosions. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cubinator Posted May 21, 2016 Share Posted May 21, 2016 Granted, several nuclear bombs are detonated around you, vaporizing you and your entire city. I wish for a PC that always does exactly what I want it to, without breaking or screwing up my games and programs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cantab Posted May 21, 2016 Share Posted May 21, 2016 Granted. The problem is, while it always does what you want, it never does it when you want. Iwishtherewasnosuchthingasaspaceandeverythingwrittenwaslikethis. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jetski Posted May 22, 2016 Share Posted May 22, 2016 13 hours ago, cantab said: Granted. The problem is, while it always does what you want, it never does it when you want. Iwishtherewasnosuchthingasaspaceandeverythingwrittenwaslikethis. Grantedbutyoudontknowhowtoreadsoyoucantenjoyit. I wish for a fish. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Columbia Posted May 22, 2016 Share Posted May 22, 2016 Granted. The fish turns out to be a mammal, and a blue whale to be exact. You have no provisions to take care of it, and now you are imprisoned for animal cruelty. I wish for expertise in War Thunder. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cubinator Posted May 23, 2016 Share Posted May 23, 2016 Granted, you devote your entire life to becoming a total master of War Thunder, and no one ever hangs out with you again. I wish for a heated observatory on my roof from which I can observe the stars with my eyes and through my telescope. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blasty McBlastblast Posted May 23, 2016 Share Posted May 23, 2016 Granted, but it's always cloudy for some reason.. I wish I could control the weather, kind of like an old school vampire but with out the annoying "only cross running water at the turn of the tide" rules. Also: no sparkling please, and no emo moods (why would you be sad if you can just make the day warm and sunny?!) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EliasDanger Posted May 23, 2016 Share Posted May 23, 2016 Granted, but its not long before someone stabs you in the chest with a wooden spike for stalking their daughter who is still in high school. i wish everyone would just chill the heck out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blasty McBlastblast Posted May 23, 2016 Share Posted May 23, 2016 Granted! but... an unexpected surge in sales of "keep calm and chill out" shirts and posters causes the global economy to crash, but nobody is upset but... everyone dresses like the Fonz and walks about all day saying "heeeeeeey!", no work is done, many sharks are jumped but... you must wait for the eventual heat death of the universe, and at this point everything is chill I wish that plants would scream whenever they were pruned! bwahaha! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tex Posted May 23, 2016 Share Posted May 23, 2016 Granted. The plants are Mandrakes. I wish I had a million US dollars. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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