PB666 Posted June 6, 2016 Share Posted June 6, 2016 Granted, a 700 lb gorilla matron named 'cookies' grabs you and drags you into her jungle love nest. I wish for null. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EliasDanger Posted June 6, 2016 Share Posted June 6, 2016 Granted, your wish is invalid. I wish... Spoiler ...I made ya look. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PB666 Posted June 6, 2016 Share Posted June 6, 2016 Granted, little points hit you on the head for the next hour I wish null of null Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Q-ver KSP Posted June 6, 2016 Share Posted June 6, 2016 Granted, but since null and null is all, you get everything in the universe inside your bag, it creates a blackhole and you die. I wish i was not born (paradox, if I was not born then I did not wish I was not born, therefor I was born and I wished I was not born then I did not wish I was not born, therefor I was born and I wishedI was not born then I did not wish I was not born, therefor I was born and I wishedI was not born then I did not wish I was not born, therefor I was born and I wished I was not born then I did not wish I was not born, therefor I was born and I wished I was not born then I did not wish I was not born, therefor I was born and I wished I was not born then I did not wish I was not born, therefor I was born and I wished I was not born then I did not wish I was not born, therefor I was born and I wishedI was not born then I did not wish I was not born, therefor I was born and I wished I was not born then I did not wish I was not born, therefor I was born and I wishedI was not born then I did not wish I was not born, therefor I was born and I wishedI was not born then I did not wish I was not born, therefor I was born and I wishedI was not born then I did not wish I was not born, therefor I was born and I wished I was not born then I did not wish I was not born, therefor I was born and I wished... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cantab Posted June 6, 2016 Share Posted June 6, 2016 Granted. You were created in Doctor Frankenstein's laboratory. I wish people knew that Frankenstein's monster wasn't called Frankenstein. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andem Posted June 6, 2016 Share Posted June 6, 2016 Granted. they call him Shelley instead. I wish I had woken up earlier. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Astrofox Posted June 6, 2016 Share Posted June 6, 2016 Granted, but you never went to sleep. I wish someone would take an E-class asteroid around the entire Kerbol System... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TopHeavy11 Posted June 6, 2016 Share Posted June 6, 2016 Granted, but they went through everything and explosion of patao teir and CAEK! I wish so many dank memes incoming! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PB666 Posted June 6, 2016 Share Posted June 6, 2016 Granted, your dreams will be filled with nightmarishly dank memes. I wish for a fish on japanese radish in a sushi dish. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EVA_Reentry Posted June 6, 2016 Share Posted June 6, 2016 Granted; you will be eating a special dish of internet crime with a side of Daikon Island, Japan. On a parabolic antennae filled with chinese poets. I wish I could come up with a wish. (Go to the Wiki disambiguations to decode what I just said.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cubinator Posted June 6, 2016 Share Posted June 6, 2016 (edited) Granted, but you wish for something that kills everyone. I wish to be incapable of fear, but still keep my current beliefs about death. Off-topic: 5 hours ago, cantab said: I wish people knew that Frankenstein's monster wasn't called Frankenstein. But he is called Frankenstein: Edited June 6, 2016 by cubinator Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EVA_Reentry Posted June 6, 2016 Share Posted June 6, 2016 Granted; because of your lack of fear, curiosity for the truth of your beliefs in death will win over and you will do something suicidal to find out. 'Cause no fear. I wish... that everything I draw (ships, airplanes, rockets) came alive at night Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cantab Posted June 6, 2016 Share Posted June 6, 2016 Granted. Just granted. I mean, that one's gonna pretty much self corrupt. I wish my computer had a perfectly-running GTX 1070. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EVA_Reentry Posted June 6, 2016 Share Posted June 6, 2016 Granted; your power button does not connect to anything. Enjoy your blank screen. I wish that tardigrades could fly Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PB666 Posted June 6, 2016 Share Posted June 6, 2016 (edited) 6 minutes ago, EVA_Reentry/Strangelove II said: Granted; your power button does not connect to anything. Enjoy your blank screen. I wish that tardigrades could fly Granted, and they invade your house and coat your toilet seat. i wish my grass would mow itself. Edited June 6, 2016 by PB666 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EVA_Reentry Posted June 6, 2016 Share Posted June 6, 2016 Granted, but it'll mow everything that steps on it... I wish that wishing fairies were real. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PB666 Posted June 7, 2016 Share Posted June 7, 2016 (edited) Granted, but only after they turn you into a vampire. I wish a bunch of pure white diamonds would suddenly show up in my candy jar. Edited June 7, 2016 by PB666 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EVA_Reentry Posted June 7, 2016 Share Posted June 7, 2016 Ouch... you're not gonna notice. Hello, Dentures! I wish that people would stop being idiots Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PB666 Posted June 7, 2016 Share Posted June 7, 2016 Granted, every becomes economic geniuses and they steall all of your possesions and money. I wish for a real wish. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kerbinchaser Posted June 7, 2016 Share Posted June 7, 2016 On June 5, 2016 at 8:54 PM, teepee2345 said: granted, but you must stand in the nozzle once the rocket is firing i wish for cookies Granted, but the cookies are burnt beyond belief. I wish I could travel to Pluto. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spacebrick3 Posted June 7, 2016 Share Posted June 7, 2016 Granted. You can travel there, but you can't bring anything, including a spacesuit. You freeze and suffocate within minutes of your arrival, since you can't travel back. I wish that there was not school today. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delfinus Posted June 7, 2016 Share Posted June 7, 2016 Granted, instead the end of the world is today. I wish for a grilled cheese sandwich. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheSealBrigade Posted June 7, 2016 Share Posted June 7, 2016 (edited) Granted, but your sandwich is stuck in a very close orbit to the Event Horizon of a black hole, veiled by a gargantuan torrent of charged particles and atoms caught in extreme time dilation. By the time you retrieve your sandwich, everyone you love would have died of old age. I wish for a new swivel chair because the other one broke. Edited June 7, 2016 by TheSealBrigade Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cantab Posted June 7, 2016 Share Posted June 7, 2016 Granted. It has wheels with no brakes. Such a shame that a mine collapsed under your house and now your floor is at a slope that's just enough that the chair always rolls downhill. I wish for a quick and safe drive home. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Planet Destroyer Posted June 7, 2016 Share Posted June 7, 2016 Granted, but your house disapered. I wish i could have a Kerbal X Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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