TopHeavy11 Posted June 7, 2016 Share Posted June 7, 2016 Granted, but the caek (caek, not cake) is now a complete lie. I wish that Steam = Portal 3. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PB666 Posted June 7, 2016 Share Posted June 7, 2016 1 hour ago, TopHeavy11 said: Granted, but the caek (caek, not cake) is now a complete lie. I wish that Steam = Portal 3. Granted, but you can only upload games in Inuit. I wish Steam = null Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xorth Tanovar Posted June 7, 2016 Share Posted June 7, 2016 Granted. You receive cookies. 1,000,000,000,002 of them....got milk? I wish, therefore I am. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted June 7, 2016 Share Posted June 7, 2016 (edited) Granted, you are. But in a simulation. Within a simulation. Of a simulation. So at the end of the day, you actually aren't, even if you think you are. I wish for an apple pie made from scratch. Here's how to do it. Edited June 7, 2016 by Guest Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xorth Tanovar Posted June 7, 2016 Share Posted June 7, 2016 All attempts to click on link takes you to this instead: For some odd reason, I now wish for Eggs Benedict... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TopHeavy11 Posted June 8, 2016 Share Posted June 8, 2016 No. I wish for MOAR STRUTS!! AN DBOOSTERS!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cubinator Posted June 8, 2016 Share Posted June 8, 2016 Granted, but your genie doesn't know what a "Dboosters" is so he gives you a Steam gift card instead. I wish, I wish, upon a star, that I knew what that reference was from. I *think* it's Dragon Tales, but I'm not sure... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TopHeavy11 Posted June 8, 2016 Share Posted June 8, 2016 8 hours ago, cubinator said: Granted, but your genie doesn't know what a "Dboosters" is so he gives you a Steam gift card instead. I wish, I wish, upon a star, that I knew what that reference was from. I *think* it's Dragon Tales, but I'm not sure... Is it a Steam Key for KSP? Granted, but you are flooded with used Steam gift cards. I wish that you would join the Dark Side. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KerbalOmmex Posted June 8, 2016 Share Posted June 8, 2016 Granted. But he @cubinator, turns into Darth Cube and funishes you with the Force! I wish I could get $50 a day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cubinator Posted June 8, 2016 Share Posted June 8, 2016 Granted, but you have to pay $49 each day to the Galactic Empire so that we can finish constructing the Death Cube. I wish for every sword fight in a movie to have the sword noises replaced with lightsaber noises. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheSealBrigade Posted June 8, 2016 Share Posted June 8, 2016 Granted, but to produce the sound, they need expensive equipment for some reason. This means that the movie will be less quality. I wish for a trip to Hawii Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kerbinchaser Posted June 8, 2016 Share Posted June 8, 2016 3 minutes ago, TheSealBrigade said: Granted, but to produce the sound, they need expensive equipment for some reason. This means that the movie will be less quality. I wish for a trip to Hawii Granted, but a tsunami occurs as soon was you land, and you are swept out into the unforgiving ocean for years on end. I wish There was a handwritten guide on KSP. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheSealBrigade Posted June 8, 2016 Share Posted June 8, 2016 (edited) Granted, but it is written in backwards Arabian. I wish for a phone without memory issues. Edited June 8, 2016 by TheSealBrigade Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kerbinchaser Posted June 8, 2016 Share Posted June 8, 2016 (edited) 3 minutes ago, TheSealBrigade said: Granted, but no matter how many times you apply space tape, It always explodes on takeoff. I wish for a phone that doesn't have battery leak issues. Granted, but the phone is corrupt, and you cannot access any apps. I wish for a tank. Edited June 8, 2016 by Lo Var Lachland Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cantab Posted June 8, 2016 Share Posted June 8, 2016 Granted. It's got two fish in it. One says to the other, "How do you drive this thing?". Then they accidentally shoot your house. I wish .ica files would just open. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RocketSquid Posted June 8, 2016 Share Posted June 8, 2016 They open fully and the eldritch abominations they kept imprisoned for so long spill out, smiting all. I wish for an incorruptible fish. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cantab Posted June 8, 2016 Share Posted June 8, 2016 Granted. It's a shark. It eats you. You can't fight it because it's incorruptible. I wish I was home. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TopHeavy11 Posted June 8, 2016 Share Posted June 8, 2016 Granted. Your home is now in the deepest pits of hell. I wish for SSundee to not advertise Starbucks in his videos. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OrbitalBuzzsaw Posted June 8, 2016 Share Posted June 8, 2016 Granted. All videos by SSundee are Derp Sundee videos I wish that I could buy a 2TB SSD for cheap. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TopHeavy11 Posted June 8, 2016 Share Posted June 8, 2016 Caek is now busszaw. I wish *airhorn blows* OH COME ON!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cubinator Posted June 9, 2016 Share Posted June 9, 2016 Granted, dank memes and all their effects have been erased from history. I wish for a vacuum chamber to put random objects into. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PB666 Posted June 9, 2016 Share Posted June 9, 2016 58 minutes ago, cubinator said: Granted, dank memes and all their effects have been erased from history. I wish for a vacuum chamber to put random objects into. You are spaced. sqwish. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheSealBrigade Posted June 9, 2016 Share Posted June 9, 2016 Granted, but burbles. I wish for a random object. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
teepee2345 Posted June 9, 2016 Share Posted June 9, 2016 granted. the word "RANDOM OBJECT" appear in 30-ft tall letters above you and crush you. i wish for a time machine Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spacebrick3 Posted June 9, 2016 Share Posted June 9, 2016 Granted. However, it does not come with instructions and is infinitely complicated. I wish that I got more email, but not so much that it overwhelms me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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