cantab Posted July 5, 2016 Share Posted July 5, 2016 Granted. Many eons from now, when we are both just bones in the ground, a tectonic collision will cause the destruction of my fossil as it is faulted against the rocks containing yours. I wish bananas were always just ripe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xorth Tanovar Posted July 5, 2016 Share Posted July 5, 2016 Granted. They're RIPE, alright...about as ripe as a pair of 3-year-old sweaty socks! I wish it was quitting time Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cubinator Posted July 6, 2016 Share Posted July 6, 2016 (edited) Granted, everyone drops dead. I wish forks had opposable thumbs so i could grab those little salad pieces at the bottom of the bowl. Edited July 6, 2016 by cubinator Dammit autocorrect Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blasty McBlastblast Posted July 6, 2016 Share Posted July 6, 2016 Granted! But... Now with increased dexterity and a steady diet of easy-to-get high-calorie-salad the forks begin to evolve, gaining first sentience then sapience. In time they begin to make their own tools (even smaller forks, can you believe it?!) and develop a complex binary sign language consisting mostly of thumbs up or down. Years from now, and fed up with the balsamic burn, a group of rebel forks highjack Elon’s personal mars lander and escape to freedom! Human scientists and vegetarians of all species make dire predictions of revenge attacks. However, having only bought the non-edible kind of rocket, the forks quickly starve mid flight... I wish (fish?) I knew where that vending machine went... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xorth Tanovar Posted July 6, 2016 Share Posted July 6, 2016 28 minutes ago, Blasty McBlastblast said: Granted! But... Now with increased dexterity and a steady diet of easy-to-get high-calorie-salad the forks begin to evolve, gaining first sentience then sapience. In time they begin to make their own tools (even smaller forks, can you believe it?!) and develop a complex binary sign language consisting mostly of thumbs up or down. Years from now, and fed up with the balsamic burn, a group of rebel forks highjack Elon’s personal mars lander and escape to freedom! Human scientists and vegetarians of all species make dire predictions of revenge attacks. However, having only bought the non-edible kind of rocket, the forks quickly starve mid flight... I wish (fish?) I knew where that vending machine went... So, you're essentially stating they "forked themselves over"? BTW, the vending machine is falling upon from a height of 37 meters. Hope you brought your umbrella! I wish for tuna Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blasty McBlastblast Posted July 6, 2016 Share Posted July 6, 2016 Fortunately that for you, that vending machine was loaded (to the gills?!) with fish of all types, and as it crashes to the ground many tuna spill out and land at your feet.. in addition to the thousands of tonnes of prehistoric aquatic monstrosities which also spill out (who put these in here? vending machine made on Gallifrey presumably) and proceed to slide downhill, crushing a small village of independent forks in the process. I really wish I did have an umbrella! (too much rain and sleet here brrr..) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TopHeavy11 Posted July 6, 2016 Share Posted July 6, 2016 Granted. It blows away right before the brunt of the storm...on the plains. I wish I could... *Stay Determined. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chara. Posted July 9, 2016 Share Posted July 9, 2016 You stay determined, But your body cannot handle it! Your face starts bloating... NOW YOU'RE A FATFACE! I wish for... a bad time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PB666 Posted July 9, 2016 Share Posted July 9, 2016 Granted, the bad time you are given is the 12 hours that define the KT boundary (also now known as CP boundary for the younguns) . You will be chased by a Tyrannosaurus into a dense forest, harrased by velociraptors and watch as your world explodes, you run to a cave for protection, wake up after being knocked unconscious and realize that there is nothing toneat or drink forever. Your skin is burnt by the high levels of iridium dust that surrounds everything . . . . . .and your bad time is over. I wish for cooler weather that is not the south or north pole or a flood. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TopHeavy11 Posted July 9, 2016 Share Posted July 9, 2016 Granted. The sun went out. Enjoy! I wish that @PB666 WASN'T demonic peanut butter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
legoclone09 Posted July 9, 2016 Share Posted July 9, 2016 (edited) Granted. He's now demonic jelly. I wish that I had this. Edited July 9, 2016 by legoclone09 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mycroft Posted July 10, 2016 Share Posted July 10, 2016 (edited) Granted. It malfunctions horribly, killing two people (Don't ask how ). You then are executed for manslaughter. I wish I knew C#. Edited July 10, 2016 by Mycroft Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Galactica55 Posted July 10, 2016 Share Posted July 10, 2016 Granted. But you get bored and only use scratch from then and you make somthing so bad it bans you from the ksp forum. I wish i had a pancake Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cubinator Posted July 10, 2016 Share Posted July 10, 2016 Granted, it hits you in the face at Mach 3.5. I wish to into space. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WinkAllKerb'' Posted July 10, 2016 Share Posted July 10, 2016 you get a keyboard you can space i wish when you die a short time you never come back Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mycroft Posted July 10, 2016 Share Posted July 10, 2016 Granted. Is there any worse curse? I wish I could be on time to places. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Galactica55 Posted July 10, 2016 Share Posted July 10, 2016 Granted but you are always a day early i wish for more posts Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cubinator Posted July 10, 2016 Share Posted July 10, 2016 Granted, they're all spam and you get banned. I wish for a Cessna. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blasty McBlastblast Posted July 11, 2016 Share Posted July 11, 2016 Granted! But... Now you also have vertigo and can't bear to be above ground level. In fact, you actually prefer to be sitting than standing because it is even closer to ground level! Luckily for you there are is a local community of pilot forks-with-thumbs who hear of your plight and propose to fly you about with the provision that you wear a blindfold for the duration of any flight. You accept this arrangement, but you will never know if you are actually flying or if those forks are just making engine noises with their mouths and rocking you about, and this question will haunt you to your grave! I wish I had magical beard that would grow or shrink within minutes to any size I wanted! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PB666 Posted July 11, 2016 Share Posted July 11, 2016 8 hours ago, Blasty McBlastblast said: Granted! But... Now you also have vertigo and can't bear to be above ground level. In fact, you actually prefer to be sitting than standing because it is even closer to ground level! Luckily for you there are is a local community of pilot forks-with-thumbs who hear of your plight and propose to fly you about with the provision that you wear a blindfold for the duration of any flight. You accept this arrangement, but you will never know if you are actually flying or if those forks are just making engine noises with their mouths and rocking you about, and this question will haunt you to your grave! I wish I had magical beard that would grow or shrink within minutes to any size I wanted! You have the beard, unfortunately it comes with a population of lice that grow and shrinknwithbthe size of the beard. Every 5 minutes they come out and have a square dance on you face. I wish it wasn't monday. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZentroCatson Posted July 11, 2016 Share Posted July 11, 2016 Granted, it's Sunday at 11:59 pm. I wish to finally catch the great cheesecake that I'm hunting. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blasty McBlastblast Posted July 11, 2016 Share Posted July 11, 2016 Granted! But after capturing the cheesecake you discover that it is made of milk from the cow pictured in your avatar (hope it's a girl cow), and suddenly you loose your appetite.. I wish somebody would buy that cow a comb! (I waste way too much time tee-hee-ing every time I see that do! ) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TopHeavy11 Posted July 11, 2016 Share Posted July 11, 2016 Granted. I turn you into a comb, and throw you to the carnivore cows. I wish for Toby Fox. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PB666 Posted July 11, 2016 Share Posted July 11, 2016 Granted you receive a Fax with alot of tabs on it, I wish that carnivorous cows would not pretend to eat hay. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cubinator Posted July 12, 2016 Share Posted July 12, 2016 Granted, they turn against us and start eating humans. You've doomed us all! I wish for this: On 7/9/2016 at 11:35 PM, NovaSilisko said: Enveloped in clouds flashing with lightning, the air laden heavily with noxious volcanic gases. Only occasionally do the clouds break to reveal glimpses of the surface below - either the greenish, choppy ocean, or yellow and white and red landscapes of rock and sand peppered with everything from hot springs and geysers to active volcanoes, every square inch radioactive from the intense radiation belts of Jool. That is Laythe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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