Make a wish... and have it horribly corrupted!

[Bioman222]

Granted, but Abraham Lincoln comes out of it, pulls an M16 out of his hat and blows you away with a rat-a-tat-tat.

I wish for an M16

[Luigibro606]

Granted, but it comes with an insurgent who shoots you.

I wish for a high-end pc.

[midgester222]

Granted, but you trip over it and slam your head against a table edge killing yourself.

I wish KSP 0.18 was out.

Edited October 13, 2012 by midgester222

[LongHairedHuman]

Granted, but it's the last version of the game. EVER.

I wish every pigeon in the world was a penguin.

[Bioman222]

Granted, but they all come and eat your face for turning them into penguins.

I wish for a pumpkin pie.

[lordpie]

Granted, I will make it for you, but it costs OVER $9000.

I wish for a blueberry pie.

[zzguy]

Granted but you have to watch me eat it in front of you.

I wish I was 1 inch taller.

[zapy97]

granted but then someone runs at you with an axe cutting your legs of at the knees, so they grow back extremely painfully and 1 inch taller

i wish that i could die and wake up 5 minutes later

[mustwinfull]

Granted, but you wake up in a trajectory going into the nearest black hole.

I wish that the whole world was educated.

[zapy97]

granted but it is educated so that everyone is a mean snob and you get picked on

i wish that all of the worlds problems were solved

[Colderjake1524]

Granted, but people try to solve other alien races problems and get wiped out.

I wish I wish in this game (Kerbal Space Program)

[Monkthespy]

Granted, but you were sent on a trajectory heading into Kerbol.

I wish for a uncorruptable wish that was corrupted, within breaking everything but corrupting.

[Colderjake1524]

Granted, but your head explodes trying to comprehend what you just typed.

I wish I knew everything there was to know about the universe

[lordpie]

Granted, but you would end up like that woman in Indiana Jones 4.

I wish i could timewarp.

[Colderjake1524]

Granted, but you get stuck in orbit around a black hole and don't time warp in time to escape.

I wish I could fly

[LaydeeDem]

Granted, but the only speed you can go is 11.2 km/s and you escape Earth's gravity with no space suit.

[lordpie]

Granted, you wished for nothing, and I already gave my speach on page 47.

Your wish is I want to become nothing

Granted, but to become nothing, you will not have to be everything which is impossible, so once you can do that be my guess.

I wish for nothing to become something whenever I want it to become something.

Edited October 15, 2012 by lordpie

[Milo Kurtiss]

Granted. The first nothing that becomes something is a black hole.

I wish for a small off-duty Czechozlovakian traffic warden to join the Bolivian Navy for manouvers in the south pacific.

[Crater]

Granted, but it turns out to be a banana.

I wish for 5 litres of Chocolate Ice Cream

[zapy97]

granted but you eat it in one sitting and become sick.

i wish i could shapechange into anything i wanted be as powerful as it

[zzguy]

Granted, but the government captured you and will perform painful experiments on you.

I was the tooth fairy was real.

[Nooblet68]

Granted, but she doesn't recognise the difference between a tooth inside the mouth and one outside, so takes them all.

I wish for cake.

[zapy97]

granted but it tastes horrible, so you have a choice between eating it or becoming a zombie

i wish for science

[zzguy]

Granted but there is no longer any math, history, or literature in existence.

I wish for a 4.0 Grade point average.

[Rampage9112]

Granted, but the GPA system has been changed so that 4.0 = 4/100

I wish it was earlier.