Make a wish... and have it horribly corrupted!

[Milo Kurtiss]

Granted, but due to a significant lack of rustproofing, it turns into a crumbling pile of iron oxide.

I wish these robots would get out of my head.

[Bioman222]

Granted. They are now in your digestive system, ripping apart your intestines.

I wish for more wishes about not wishing for wishes.

[ThatDebri]

Granted, because you wished for wishing about not getting more wishes.

I wish to win at life.

[Bioman222]

Granted. You just won a board game.

I wish for infinite pies!

[crasher925]

Granted. But they are all rotten

I wish i could stop crashing

[(An Original Name)]

Granted, you stop crashing the Super Evil World Destroying Ship of Doom and General MayhemTM®, causing it to continue on its course and, like it's title implys, destroy the world and cause general mayhem.

I wish that I had a space roller coaster.

[crasher925]

granted but becouse its in orbit it has not gravity and doesnt work

i wish i had a star

[Rockcoole]

Granted. It burns you to death.

I wish for a Vanship from Last Exile.

[Flixxbeatz]

Granted. A large cargo ship full of delivery vans are now on the way to your house.

I wish for flags.

[(An Original Name)]

Granted, but they all are coated in liquid nitrogen, making them so brittle that they shatter when you try to move them.

I wish that there was a epik battul between Morgan Freeman and Gordon Freeman.

[Rage097]

Granted. it takes place in Half-Life 3. Have fun waiting!

I wish I was Gordon Freeman.

[LeonG17]

Granted, you have a headcrab stuck on your head.

I wish for my teeth to stop hurting.

[Rage097]

Granted. you no longer have teeth.

I wish that LeonG17 would now realize that I have more posts than him.

[LeonG17]

Granted, but you realise that post count isn't everything.

I wish for Rage to realise that post count isn't everything.

[Rage097]

Granted. I now think that ones Avatar is everything (trololololol)

I wish that LeonG17 would get an Avatar.

[LeonG17]

Granted, its one that causes you to go into a incoherent rage and try to destroy everything you see.

I wish for a avatar that would do this to Rage

[Rage097]

Granted it's this one:

And it's in love with me.

I wish that this^ didn't sound as weird.

[(An Original Name)]

Granted, but now all languages sound weird.

I wish that KSP was a MMORPG.

[crasher925]

granted but but they both lose.

i wish i had a faster than light ship.

[Rage097]

Granted. The laws of physics are not amused by your pathetic attempt to break them. They send their enforcer, The Deep Space Kraken, to *ahem* negotiate with you.

I wish For pie.

[LeonG17]

Granted, it is of the Arsenic and Cyanide flavour.

I wish to understand the stereotype that British people have bad teeth.

[Rage097]

Granted. you read Trekkettes post in Enigma. And while you are distracted chobit murders you.

I wish to have three kerbals in a rover bobbing their heads.

[LeonG17]

Granted, they are bobbing their heads while falling down one of Moho's Moholess.

I wish to understand why Chobit will murder me according to you.

[Rage097]

Granted. understanding the reason is the reason.

I wish for the ability to know who gives out the reputation things.

[crasher925]

Granted. The laws of physics are not amused by your pathetic attempt to break them. They send their enforcer, The Deep Space Kraken, to *ahem* negotiate with you.

I wish For pie.

O_O granted but its rotten and swarming with maggots

i wish for a tank