Make a wish... and have it horribly corrupted!

[Mr. Pseudonym]

Granted, but all your landers and rovers crash, and you quit.

I wish the april purge was an april fools joke (NOT FUNNY GUYS! )

[(An Original Name)]

Granted, but the May purge defiantly wasn't.

I wish that I had my very own Stonehenge in my backyard.

[IcarusBen]

Granted, but then so many people visit your backyard that it's declared a national monument and you're evicted.

I wish I was the smartest person EVAR!

[(An Original Name)]

Granted, but you can only communicate through miming.

I wish that I had my very own Stonehenge from Ace Combat 4 (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ace_Combat_4) in my backyard.

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[Pugspaceprogram]

Granted, but your back yard it so small it crushes your house

I wish I had a silver Pug Mansion

[(An Original Name)]

Granted, but it is still made up of silver colored pugs and held together silver glue.

I wish that I had my very own Megalith from Ace Combat 4 (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ace_Combat_4) not in my backyard, but in a huge private estate to house it.

[Pugspaceprogram]

Granted, but you spontaneously combust before you get to see it

I wish that the pugspaceprogram YouTube channel would kick off (!)

[(An Original Name)]

Granted, but you spontaneously combust out of laziness before you can appreciate your channel.

I wish for a ultra deluxe toothbrush.

[IcarusBen]

Granted, but you become allergic to toothpaste and your teeth fall out.

I wish to become the world's greatest game developer and executive designer on KSP.

[swiftgates24]

Granted, but even though you're so good, people hate you and eject you into spaaaaaaaaaace.

I wish I had a cake (non-explosive).

[IcarusBen]

Granted, but it's a lie.

I wish that video game companies weren't so much of money hogs.

[Pugspaceprogram]

Granted, but every other company is, and there is now more air in you chip bags! Muahahaha

I wish that the universe belonged to me (and my pugs)

[(An Original Name)]

Granted, but they are still glued together to form a mansion remember?

I wish for a monkey made out of bananas.

[Pugspaceprogram]

Granted, but it eats itself before you can see it. Then you spontaneously combust due to anger.

I wish that my pugs were made out of gold, and had some glue-remover

[IcarusBen]

Granted, but the price of gold suddenly deflates and some teenager uses super duct tape to tape up the pugs.

I wish for another QUALITY season of Stargate SG-1.

[ThatNoob]

Granted, but you're pc is broken and they are horribly corrupted, AND you find out its just a bunch of dog pictures.

I wish that Hollywood Heights didn't exist.

[(An Original Name)]

Granted, now there is Hollywood Lows, a degenerate slum. Somehow, this isn't too far off from the real thing...

I wish that I had a British accent.

[Captain Sierra]

Granted. It't a female accent.

I wish I had cash, cold hard american dollars. (gotta love a wallet fulla greenbacks)

[Lyze Of J]

Granted, But you immediately loose your wallet, and your identity is stolen.

I wish for a new graphics card, (gtx 760)

[TheCanadianVendingMachine]

Granted. It overheats and fries, and you have to pay for damages

I wish for these forums to stop arguing about Multiplayer, Mechjeb etc...

[exbyde]

Granted. It overheats and fries, and you have to pay for damages

I wish for these forums to stop arguing about Multiplayer, Mechjeb etc...

Granted. Rifles are distributed to every KSPer out there with an opinion. The war begins in 5 minutes

I wish i could get off the internet

[Pugspaceprogram]

Granted, but something AMAZING will happen while yer off.

I wish that my pugs were God(s)

[ThatNoob]

Granted, but they turn against you and kill you with fire.

I wish i was in South Ammerrickka.

[(An Original Name)]

Granted, but now all of the Americas are renamed to south and north-south america, meaning that you dont HAVE to go to the southern portion of it.

I wish that I built a giant floating city in the clouds on Jool. I'll call it... Cloud City.

[oktupol]

Granted, but Jools atmosphere is acid.

I wish a hoverboard.