Make a wish... and have it horribly corrupted!

[exbyde]

Granted, it is now totalled and unfixable.

I wish my minivan could fly

[Mr. Pseudonym]

Granted, but it's wings break when in flight.

I wish for KSP 1.0

[Fox Arcana]

Granted, but it's wings break when in flight.

I wish for KSP 1.0

Granted, it's so horribly buggy it crashes before it could load completely.

I wish people could stop wishing for later versions of KSP

[(An Original Name)]

Granted, but now they wish for earlier versions of KSP in its pre-alpha alpha stage.

I wish for a wishing well to make all of my wishes for me.

[ThatNoob]

Granted but the wishes stop working after one tenth of a second rendering it impossible to use

I wish for my own box filled with Robbazz's viking tech.

[Pugspaceprogram]

Granted, but it has an impact tolerance of 0.0000000000001, and its on a collision course with Tylo

I wish ads didn't exist. (Don't we all)

[(An Original Name)]

Granted, but the internet then shuts down because it's secret overlords now cannot make any money.

I wish for a glass of juiced pug.

[Pugspaceprogram]

Granted, but its not from concentrate, and it is actually a hairless cat.

I wish for a hairless cat.

[(An Original Name)]

Granted. Those kinds of cats are called Sphinxs though, and now for some reason the Egyptian Sphinx is falling down on top of you.

I wish for a Pug/Corgi war.

[Pugspaceprogram]

Granted, but the pugs win, and they are my pugs, so I now rule the multiverse.

I wish I was outside the space time continuum

[Espresso]

Granted, but your helmet receives a slight crack and you die of asyphixation before you get there.

I there was a way to ensure VTOLs didn't tip forwards or backwards.

[Captain Sierra]

Granted, now they tip left and right.

I wish I had a base on Duna.

[Espresso]

Granted, but your friend deletes kerbal.

I wish that I could fly.

[bgraves]

Granted. I duct taped sepratrons to your arms.

I wish Ioncross life support was updated for 0.21

[astropapi1]

Granted, but kerbals consume 5x oxygen per day.

I wish KW Rocketry was more optimized.

[(An Original Name)]

Granted, but you now have to pay in BLOOD for it.

I wish for stock propeller engines in KSP.

[Espresso]

Granted, but they are too powerful and instead of them turning your craft does instead.

I wish I could build a lander that could land on kerbin and go back up.

[Pugspaceprogram]

It goes up 1 metre after it lands

I wish I would spontaneously combust

[alacrity]

Granted... but you telegraphed it and no one was surprised... you were never good at spontaneous.

I wish I could finally land that extraplanetary launchpad.

Alacrity

[SpaceK531]

you land the launchpad with 0.2 m/s delta-v left in the tanks, forgot to pack rocketparts, and there's no kethane anywhere.

I wish I wouldn't feel so tired.

[Pugspaceprogram]

Granted, but you have to stay awake yor entire life, so you kill yourself out of boredom

I wish for 547985438965486584975948654189391541934304305720731409756807662097 pugs

[AletzN1]

Granted. They are EVIL PUGS and they will eat you ALIVE

I wish i got a death note (muhuaahuhehuehuehue)

Edited August 10, 2013 by AletzN1
Some people like to post just as im going to

[Espresso]

Granted, but you you find it too disturbing and jump off a building, but just before you hit the ground, a black hole opens up and you fall endlessly through it...

I wish I could control water.

Edited August 10, 2013 by Espresso

[Pugspaceprogram]

Granted, but its in 3.5 billion years when you can, when Earth is quite literally, dry

I wish I was never ninja'd again

Edited August 10, 2013 by Pugspaceprogram
AWWW NINJA'D

[Espresso]

Granted, but you trip on your daily walk and your nosebone embeds itself in your brain.

I wish I knew everything.