Make a wish... and have it horribly corrupted!

[Mekris28]

Granted, but you forget it a split second later.

I wish for a telescope.

[Pugspaceprogram]

Granted, but it doesn't work

I wish I had MOAR PUGZ

[ThatNoob]

Granted,they die after 50 seconds wiping out half the population out off all the pugs in the universe.

i wish Pugspaceprogram would stop asking pug things.

[(An Original Name)]

Granted, now he asks about corgi things. CORGIS 4 LYFE

I wish for a dubstep cannon.

[ThatNoob]

Granted, your ears have just exploded.

I wish i had a Corgi!No,2 Corgi's!3 CORGI'S!!!!!!

[Pugspaceprogram]

Granted, but they transform into PUG5

I wish all Corgis were nuked.

[(An Original Name)]

Granted, but they all prepared for this and all of them move into the Cheyenne Mountain nuclear bunker to prepare for the strike. They all survive, and start a grand invasion of the pugland

I wish for a anti-pug raygun.

[Pugspaceprogram]

Granted, but there was a shipping error that got you an anti anti-pug raygun (essentially a pug gun)

I wish when I pressed backspace, a corgi was deleted from the universe.

[Ace_Of_Spades]

Granted but you also delete a pug too

I wish the next person turns into a used peice of toilet paper

[Designer225]

Granted but humans are not wood. (Although, they are carbon-based lifeforms.)

I wish an ace could cause the universe to explode

[(An Original Name)]

Granted, but after he completes the task, whats left of the universe is affected by him, causing the new universe to become a giant Mobius strip. What, you did ask for a ace, and that ace was Mobius 1 from, again, Ace Combat 4. :sticktongue:

I wish for a kerbal made lightsaber.

Edited August 13, 2013 by (An Original Name)

[Pugspaceprogram]

Granted, but it doesn't work and just explodes.

I wish things would happen

[ThatNoob]

Granted, all pugs just died.

I wish for Corgi's had their own Space Program.

[(An Original Name)]

Granted, but we all know what will happen when they meet their puggy rivals...

I wish someone would let the cat out of the bag already.

[Pugspaceprogram]

Granted, but it's Schrödinger's cat, and it's dead

I wish someone would leave the corgi in the bag

[Ace_Of_Spades]

Granted but then a hundred pugs die for that corgi

I wish my little pony was never created

[isaac armstrong]

granted but then my little horse is created

i wish that you hadn't stole'd my name and that my name or my wish or anything bad that would endanger my life would not happen

you mad?

[Pugspaceprogram]

Just Not granted (Read the rules)

I wish Isaac Armstrong's grammar would improve.

[Ace_Of_Spades]

Granted just granted

I wish I had a nuke with millions of pugs tied to it

[minerman30]

Granted, it is aimed at the president and you are responsible.

I wish for more wishes.

[Annoyingorbits]

granted, but they are all corrupt

I wish Pugs and Corgis could just get along

[(An Original Name)]

Granted, they get along rather well now, except for the fact that they now have random muscle spasms that cause them to fling their ever present deadly weapons at eachother.

I wish for a fast car.

[Ace_Of_Spades]

granted but you got a giant tutle

i wish for cake

[ThatNoob]

Granted,its a LIE!A FILTHY FILTHY LIE!

I wish for to die 5 minutes before my death.

[Ace_Of_Spades]

granted but you never die

I wish for you to be good at life