Make a wish... and have it horribly corrupted!

[(An Original Name)]

Granted, but hes still a noob at heart.

I wish for a Bahhh-zooka. You know, a bazooka that fires sheep.

[sparty48]

Granted, but the sheep all die horrible, painful deaths.

I wish for a computer that can run a 1000000000000000000000 part ship, in 3d, on a movie screen.

[Fox Arcana]

granted, it becomes a black hole within a splitsecond.

I wish for an entire kerbal army

[sparty48]

Deleted because two of us responded to the same one

[ThatNoob]

Granted,they kill themselves for the sound of explosions

I wish people would stop calling me a noob.

[ThatNoob]

Granted,they kill themselves for the sound of explosions

I wish people would stop calling me a noob.

[(An Original Name)]

Granted, but then people instantly start calling you one again after you complete the nefarious deed of DOOOUUBLLLE POOOSSTIIINNGG! OOOOOOOOOOOO! (scary noises ensue)

I wish that the planets and moons in KSP were properly sized.

[Pugspaceprogram]

Granted, but they create a lot of lag and crash the game.

I wish the pug mansion was swapped for a pug bus.

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DAMMIT NINJA'D

[Flixxbeatz]

Granted, but you get a bug bus instead.

I wish for awesome.

[sparty48]

Granted, but your awesomeness kills everyone.

I wish for glados

[(An Original Name)]

Granted, but she is so glad to see you that she just has to give you the "fun gas" to make you "happy".

I wish for a deadly neurotoxin laced cake that I don't eat.

[Pugspaceprogram]

Granted, but you will eat it (trust me)

I wish I had some cyanide to kill ALL CORGIZ

[Ace_Of_Spades]

Granted but instead you got pug-poison and killed all the pugs in the universe

I wish for thatnoob to suck at everything

[(An Original Name)]

Granted, but he already does. (Mean, but come on, we all know that was going to be the answer )

I wish that Jeb trolled the universe by throwing Kerbin into the sun for teh lulz.

[Pugspaceprogram]

I wish for a big bus tycoon.

[Ace_Of_Spades]

Granted you get big but tycoon

I wish for stuff not stuff stuff but stuffy stuff

[(An Original Name)]

Granted, but you get a crate of things instead.

I wish for less abstract wishes.

[Fox Arcana]

granted, but your wishes get corrupted in a non-abstract-way.

I wish for bacon.

[TheCanadianVendingMachine]

Granted. It's Canadian (That's better than death, though)

I wish for SWAT 4 is released on steam

[Pugspaceprogram]

Granted, but its now produced by valve, making it SWAT 2

I wish that I lived on the ISS and that it was run by pugs.

[(An Original Name)]

Granted, but the instruction manual for the station is only written in Corgish, so the pugs don't know how to run the station and eventually they bite on the AIRLOCK OPEN button and all of you are sucked out into the space region of space.

I wish that I stole the moon.

[KOCOUR]

Granted, but you got caught by autorities, and thrown to prison for milion years.

I wish the next guy wish dont get corrupted.

[Pugspaceprogram]

Since its me... Granted.

I wish that this wish followed on from KOCOUR's wish

Umad?

[Annoyingorbits]

Uhh, Granted but he isn't mad?

I wish I had a Pug-Corgi Crossbreed dog, Pug Body with a Cardigan corgi face

[Pugspaceprogram]

Granted, but it kills itself.

I wish I was 3000th post on this thread.

Problem?