Make a wish... and have it horribly corrupted!

[Rage097]

Granted. you are taken to In School Suspension.

I wish for more acronyms.

[musicpenguin]

Granted. Every word is now a acronyms.

I wish for my wish to be rich to not be corrupted.

[Sir_Tramalot]

You get your riches. The world detonates, and you get vaporized, but your safe of riches floats through the world's debris fields.

I wish to not wish, but to wish a dream. My wish is to be able to work what I just said out.

[musicpenguin]

Your wish... I DONT KNOW. GO AWAY.

[Rage097]

Since Music penguin didn't post a wish, I just rigged him to explode whenever he starts up KSP.

I wish that security footage wasn't so boring.

[ThatDebri]

Granted, but now you explode from sheer excitement from it.

I wish i for a donut c:

Edited September 13, 2013 by ThatDebri

[DWARF]

Granted, now the donut turns into a living monster out to eat you!

I wish for a ksp to be a good game when it's finished!

Edited September 13, 2013 by DWARF

[Rage097]

Granted. It's a horrible game until it's finished.

I wish to know what is love?

[DWARF]

Granted, but you now know you will never love.

I wish for Rage to answer my wish

[Rage097]

Granted. I do in a horribly vugular and accusational way.

I wish for 20, legitimate and safe dollars with no negative consequences for having them.

[DWARF]

Granted, but there are only shops who take euro and there are no ATMs

I wish for Rage097 to ragequit.

[Rage097]

Granted. I'm at your door with a gun.

I wish for people to stop making stale jokes.

[DWARF]

Granted, now you die from lack of fun.

I wish for rockets to rock music.

[M.Wolfy]

granted, all the music gets rocked and destroyed in the process

I wish more people loved ksp

[ThatDebri]

Granted, but now they all complain about the lack of realism.

I wish i had a better CPU.

[M.Wolfy]

Granted, but you end up getting a virus somehow...

I wish that i'd wouldn't have to keep coming up with wishes to put here...

[ThatDebri]

Granted, but now the wishes you grant always backfire on you.

I wish for uncorrupt wishes.

[Bioman222]

Granted, but you can only wish for corrupt wishes. MWAHAHAHA!

I wish for less wishing and more science.

[Dart980]

Granted, we only wish that you die and you get a 0.22 that adds more science but is full of bugs.

I wish to reentry.

Edited September 15, 2013 by Dart980

[M.Wolfy]

not granted, because you already are...

I wish for my prototypes to work..

[aceassasin]

Granted, but since they always work they aren't prototypes anymore.

I wish for faster than light travel.

[M.Wolfy]

Granted, but you make Albert Einstein cry in his sleep and Destroy the universe for reasons...

I wish Bronies could live peacefully without haters charging at us from every direction.

[Javster]

Granted, but it only lasts a week.

I wish my Kerbals weren't stuck on the Mun...

[THENEWJOEMAMA]

Granted, they are now stuck on Minmus.

I wish I vfbiwaidbvfrgakibpgepairuuuuuuuuikal

[M.Wolfy]

Granted, but you explode because your in space without a suit and didn't make your wish clear...

I Wish for kerbal space program to be bad (yeah, i want you to corrupt it to make it what i actually want it to be )