Make a wish... and have it horribly corrupted!

[Guest]

Granted, but you forget about your doctor's appointment instead.

I wish I had more time.

[goldenpeach]

Granted,but now you have too much time and you are bored.

I wish for watching a real launch.

[Bioman222]

Granted, but you watch it from from the front of the launchpad.

I wish for pie.

[DisarmingBaton5]

Granted, but it is under the aforementioned launchpad.

[M.Wolfy]

Granted, we are now in a universe where we can't see your wish

I wish for my school project to be finished (I'm making a buran out of recycled parts)

[aceassasin]

Granted, but its so hastily done you get a bad grade on it

I wish my history test wasn't tommarow

[tiger336]

Granted, but it was last week so you failed it.

I wish that we had an FTL drive

[Dart980]

Granted, you have a Faster Than Loosers drive.

I wish Monopropellant.

(Sorry for the late post before)

[Fox Arcana]

Granted, it's dumped onto you.

I wish warp speed was real

[OdinYggd]

Granted. NASA will have it working in a few more years. But it'll be so mired down with finances and politics that it'll never actually get used until well after you are far too old to enjoy the benefits of space travel.

I wish the days were longer.

[BurntPhoenix]

granted, but after 30 days of 24 hour sunlight you would die of sleep deprivation.

i wish for a better gaming PC.

[aceassasin]

Granted, but it is so powerful it is seized by the government in fear you will use it to take over the world

I wish .22 was out

[Rage097]

Granted. It's filled with game-breaking bugs and horrible SAS failures

I wish Peopled would stop asking Mason what the numbers mean.

[M.Wolfy]

NOT granted, because i don't know what your talking about...

I wish that NASA would get MOAR funding (a lot more) and not cancel everything.

[Rage097]

Granted. you have been selected for the Mercury suicide mission. Please say your farewells and come to Mission control for a mission brief.

I wish people were more well versed in Memes

[ThatDebri]

granted, but now there only exists old and ****ty memes.

i wish i was as good as scott manley.

[M.Wolfy]

Granted, but now you are stuck using mods forever and don't gain any publicity..

I wish Australia had a space program

[ThatDebri]

granted, but their funding is all going towards sending kangaroos towards alpha centauri

(btw, i didn't mind the corrupt parts of my wish so it's all good to me)

i wish i could give kerbals hats

[Rage097]

Granted. KSP becomes TF2 and everything space-related is removed.

I wish for a laser pen

[OdinYggd]

Granted. But out of curiosity you shine it into your own eyes and go blind because it was far more powerful than most laser pens.

I wish I could afford a better computer for this.

[Rage097]

Granted, it still shuts off randomly

I wish for magic

[Deadpangod3]

Granted, a witch turns you into a frog (no I'm not relating to any movies, I was just outta ideas)

I wish the world wasn't going to hell

[OdinYggd]

Granted. It's going into space instead.

I wish I had more soup.

[Deadpangod3]

Granted, its part of a prank,

(Alright your friend asks you to hold a bowl against the ceiling with a stick for him while he grabs something quickly but he doesn't come back, so your stuck holding it against the ceiling until your strength gives out and you get drenched)

[ThatDebri]

you didn't wish so i just say that one of your cd's exploded because i put it up to 25000 RPM.

i wish this page wasn't half evil (666 is evil so 333 must be half evil)