Make a wish... and have it horribly corrupted!

[mrrpamplemousse]

Granted, it explode when you see this

I wish that the voice actor of MLP french version were less childish

[Annoyingorbits]

Granted, it explode when you see this

I think this calls for:

Granted, But they are just a little less childish, still childish though.

I wish I could get my head back after it has blown up TWICE

[Starwhip]

Granted. It shortly proceeds to implode.

I wish for... a towel.

[Annoyingorbits]

Granted, It belongs to derpy, they are quite angry when they find out you used their towel.

I wish I had the money for ArmA III

[Joe8]

Granted, but now income tax is up 237%. Your money belongs to the government now.

I wish I had a pet squid.

[mrrpamplemousse]

Granted, It's me, I murder you in your sleep...

I wish to not be a psycho

(Nooo, Anoyingorbit avatar had fallen! Ponies everywhere!)

Edited October 21, 2013 by mrrpamplemousse

[Annoyingorbits]

Granted, you are even more of a psycho

I'm not saying your a psycho, but you are a psycho

I wish I knew who the hell Lyra, Octavia and Berry punch were.

[mrrpamplemousse]

Granted, Lyra is an antropophile pony, Octavia is a violin player but you still don't know who is berry punch!!!

*Evil laughs

I wish that Dr. Whooves became cannon

[Annoyingorbits]

Granted, but since it's canon a lot of ponies die as his companion, Including derpy, you are a horrible person.

I wish Dr Whooves was a real show on the telly.

[Fox Arcana]

Granted, but Human Dr. Who gets jealous and kills Dr. Whooves.

I wish Smoshgames made more gaming videos

[mrrpamplemousse]

Granted, but they keep raging all the way

I wish to become a member of the WonderBolts

[BurntPhoenix]

Granted, but you break your wings and get sent to THE FACTORY.

i wish for more KSP fan fiction.n

[aceassasin]

Granted, its all KSP/MLP crossovers.

I wish for more KSP/MLP crossovers.

[mrrpamplemousse]

Granted, It's all r34 KSP/MLP crossovers. (things can allway get worst)

I wish for more KSP artwork (like "Chiobit" back then... Good old days...)

[BurntPhoenix]

Granted. Now your wish is invisible!

I wish the floor was lava.

[mrrpamplemousse]

Granted, your friend have lava-proof shoes

I wish for sleep (and no permanent coma)

[BurntPhoenix]

Granted, you fall into a 30 year coma

I wish for more half bronies

[briansun1]

granted but since there are non here right now we only get 1/2 of a person.

I wish that more people understood "20% cooler"

[Annoyingorbits]

( I KNOW RIGHT?!) Granted, but I'm actually 120% cooler!

*hic* I don't know what I wish for, Really drunk *blaaargh* ah screw it I wish someone made a parody of smoke weed called smoke chickun

(If you didn't get the meme http://derpicdn.net/img/view/2013/10/14/448556__scootaloo_meme_semi-dash-grimdark_forced+meme_chickun_hitler.jpeg)

[Yuriski]

Granted, however it sounds so awful, everybodies ears in the immediate vicinity implode dramatically.

I wish for my own universe, where I am God.

[Annoyingorbits]

(HI YURI! IT'S LISTER!)

Granted, but the people rise up against you, Dota style.

I wish the RP would hurry up and launch, and why is the KSPRP site down?

[Yuriski]

(Haiya Lister, thought I could tell it was you )

Granted, but the server crashes an fails for a longer period of time.

I wish for at least one ride in an srb.

[Annoyingorbits]

Granted, and guess giggidy what? It blows up with you on it!

I wish I could get Vi sitter i ventrilo och spelar DotA out of my head[h=1][/h]

[Yuriski]

Granted, your head falls off.

I wish I were a wolf.

[Annoyingorbits]

Granted, you smell awful.

I wish I could get my head back (Continuity WUUUT)

by the way yuri, is the KSPRP working for you?