Make a wish... and have it horribly corrupted!

[mrrpamplemousse]

Granted, the scout steal it

I wish that people were understanding the full meaning of the word "Cupcake"

[theattackcorgi]

Granted, but then they take it to seriously.

I wish for Bo!nk Atomic Punch.

[mrrpamplemousse]

Granted, it's carcinogenic

I wish to have some muffins

[theattackcorgi]

Granted, but their raisin muffins

I wish for something to do.

[THENEWJOEMAMA]

Granted. You try to rob a bank and get arrested.

I wish for sleep.

[theattackcorgi]

Granted, you fall into a coma

I wish for a giant plane like this:

[mrrpamplemousse]

Granted, the recoil of the cannon make it crash.

I wish for physic-friendly craft.

[aceassasin]

granted, but it still crashes.

I wish i would get off the forum and do my homework already.

[Fox Arcana]

Granted, you forget most of the information

I wish for some recognition

[THENEWJOEMAMA]

Granted. You get swarmed by people whenever they see you.

I wish bronies would keep their stuff off of this forum.

[mrrpamplemousse]

Granted, the furries take over the forum

I wish people to keep of bringing the subject up (more you talk about it, more bronies get hype)

Edited November 3, 2013 by mrrpamplemousse

[THENEWJOEMAMA]

Were you not a half-brony the last time I checked?

Granted. The internet gets shut down, so now no-one remembers it.

I wish Pokemon was still a thing as much as it was a couple decades ago.

[mrrpamplemousse]

The fandom is dying?

Granted, people are more hype on pokemon that they we're already and it become the new internet buzz.

I wish that the fun was doubled

[theattackcorgi]

Granted, but it drives people to overwork and die.

I wish that I understood why everyone is going ape shet over ponies.

[xxjetterxx]

Granted, you slap yourself in the face now that you get it.

I wish I had a cookie.

[theattackcorgi]

Granted, but its made of insects

I wish It all made sense to me.

[mrrpamplemousse]

Nobody knows! We're all sheep, trying to understand the strange phenomena of the FIM outbreak

Granted, now you leave the fandom 'cuz it's ridiculous

I wish to have a mathematical shematic of this Internet buzz

[theattackcorgi]

Granted, but it explodes your head

i wish me and mrpample could team up to figure it out(and i really mean this too)

[mrrpamplemousse]

Granted, we team up but we don't know how to do it

(If you want to team up, go see the documentary that I sent to you, knowing the past can predict the futur!)

I wish to play Phoenix Wright

[THENEWJOEMAMA]

Granted. You suck at it.

I wish I had a Felipe with me.

[mrrpamplemousse]

Granted, It's a wierd Felipe

I wish for Dragon Balls capsules system

[xxjetterxx]

Granted, full of dragons who wish to murder you.

I wish to have a pilot's licence!

[Firenexus13]

Granted, the first plane you fly crashes and burns.

I Wish for a Pilot's licence that won't kill me.

[xxjetterxx]

Granted, You kill someone else (crash landing) and are sentenced to a lifetime of prison.

I wish for a holy pilot's licence that protects me from anything bad ever happening to me.

Anything.

[Helix935]

Granted, suddenly everything, not anything, bad happens to you resulting in the death of yourself and everyone around you in a ten mile radius

i wish for cybernetic nanites that i can control through wet wired circuits in my brain

Edit: whoops forgot the granted

Edited November 4, 2013 by Helix935