Make a wish... and have it horribly corrupted!

[Tidus Klein]

"Not" granted.

I wish I had some cool theme music about my life.

[Danish_Savage]

Granted.

I wish that all the cute ladies fancy me. (I wanna see some sick corrupting of this one:P)

[plainawesome]

Granted. All the cute ladies fancy your eyes, so they rip them out of your eye sockets.

I wish i could get an Xbox One for Christmas.

[quasarrgames]

Granted. It's one of the early test models with DRM, and it isn't compatible with XBOX TV.

I wish simcity 6, which would be WITHOUT DRM and had really big plots of land, would come out tomorrow.

[THENEWJOEMAMA]

Granted. It doesn't start up.

I wish for a pet Mudkip.

[dudester28]

Granted but then it evolves into a Swampert and beats you to a pulp.

I wish for three more wishes

EDIT: My wish has been granted!

I wish for three more wishes

I wish for three more wishes

I wish for three more wishes

I wish for three more wishes

I wish for three more wishes

I wish for three more wishes

I wish for three more wishes

I wish for three more wishes...

Edited December 10, 2013 by dudester28

[Deathsoul097]

Granted. But you can only use those wishes to wish for more wishes, and those wishes to wish for more wishes, ad infinitum. (Latin: to infinity)

I wish for a buran shuttle.

[THENEWJOEMAMA]

Granted. Jeb is flying it.

I wish for a new Pax Romana.

[vexx32]

Granted, but everyone decides to kill you (quietly) to get rid of it.

I wish for a place to live.

[Deathsoul097]

Granted. But it is on mercury.

I wish I had power! (Yet another Code Geass reference)

[THENEWJOEMAMA]

Granted. You now have a dying battery.

I wish.

[Noname117]

Granted, but since you stated a statement instead of a wish, you get forever banned from wishing on this forum again.

I wish for a paper bag

[fatfluffycat]

Granted, Your paper bag has dog poop in it

I wish for a cookie

[vexx32]

Granted, but it's toxic.

I wish for a firebrand.

[Danish_Savage]

Granted. The fire is inside your throat, and the brand is the most terrible thing ever. (You got Hello Kitty mittens mate)

I wish Doctor Who was real.

[One-Way Films]

Granted. A weeping angel is behind you.

I wish for a fast computer with three titan gpus in it.

[vexx32]

Granted, but you are a Cyberman.

I wish I had a (working) sonic screwdriver.

[Danish_Savage]

Granted. You forgot the cooler, so it burned down. You also got a the bill for the GPU's and I'm telling you, it ain't cheap.

I wish for a poptart

[Deathsoul097]

EDIT: Ninja'd by Danish! Ok, in that case: Granted. You burn it in the toaster, which then proceeds to set your house on fire and burn it down.

I wish to be a Knightmare/Frame Pilot.

[One-Way Films]

Granted. You forgot the cooler, so it burned down. You also got a the bill for the GPU's and I'm telling you, it ain't cheap.

I wish for a poptart

Granted, but it startes to crap rainbows and became a meme.

I want the ability to fly.

[Danish_Savage]

EDIT: Ninja'd by Danish! Ok, in that case: Granted. You burn it in the toaster, which then proceeds to set your house on fire and burn it down.

I wish to be a Knightmare/Frame Pilot.

Granted, but it startes to crap rainbows and became a meme.

I want the ability to fly.

These to can be combined to the same so...

You can fly around in your Mech, however it meets a Dalek and gets EXTERMINATED.

I wish for a weapon that can kill time.

[viveret]

Granted, however when Time dies, you go with it and stay frozen forever.

I wish for a Delorean.

[TheCanadianVendingMachine]

Granted. Upon arrival of it, it changes into scrap

I wish for Blender to render the compositions

[Unfawkable]

Granted. But the granter (me) had no idea what you meant, so I he has no idea what he granted you.

I wish for aliens.

[plainawesome]

Granted. The aliens turn out to be hostile and they rip open the top of your head and drink your brain with a bendy straw.

I wish I could make a good comeback.