TheCanadianVendingMachine Posted December 22, 2013 Share Posted December 22, 2013 Granted. It happens that cheez is a new deadly poison.I wish for less mudkipz Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProjectXMark1 Posted December 22, 2013 Share Posted December 22, 2013 Granted. I herd u liek bulbasores.I wish for a timepiece. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noname117 Posted December 22, 2013 Share Posted December 22, 2013 Granted. It tells time in martian days.Iwishnobodyusedthespacekeyanymore. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DisarmingBaton5 Posted December 22, 2013 Share Posted December 22, 2013 Granted;thespacekeystaketheirrevengeforourneglectingoftheirrights.Everyonewhousedaspacekeyandnolongerdoesiskilledintheensuingwar.I wish the signature limit was back to its unlimited former self. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drone487 Posted December 22, 2013 Share Posted December 22, 2013 Granted user's sigs are so big they take up a whole pageI wish i wasn't tempted to download hyper edit when ever i run out of fuel Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
plainawesome Posted December 22, 2013 Share Posted December 22, 2013 Granted. Instead you use the debug menu.I wish I got a fully functioning, retail version of the Xbox One, with games for it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BagelRabbit Posted December 22, 2013 Share Posted December 22, 2013 Granted, but while you're installing it, some guy comes and steals your television, making the whole thing worthless.My wish is for a brand new 16" telescope. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noname117 Posted December 22, 2013 Share Posted December 22, 2013 Granted, but some guy comes along and superglues and duct tapes it to the floor in a windowless room.I wish that the granter of this wish can't make a wish of their own Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RogueMason Posted December 22, 2013 Share Posted December 22, 2013 Granted. However, the Universal Law and Rights Enforcement Committee takes notice of this case and decides to revoke all effects of your wish, as they believe everyone is entitled to their wishes. Following the overruling of your wish, you're thrown into a star that is going supernova as punishment for your cruelty.I wish that it was less light-polluted and cloudy around here at night. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boosterspice Posted December 22, 2013 Share Posted December 22, 2013 Granted, but now it's vile smog during the day insteadI wish NASA would send a mission to Mun, err, the Moon again Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vexx32 Posted December 23, 2013 Author Share Posted December 23, 2013 Granted, but they build a prison cell there to keep you there for eternity.I wish I had a cat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrrpamplemousse Posted December 23, 2013 Share Posted December 23, 2013 Granted, it's Grumpy CatI wish I had a thing to wish for... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noname117 Posted December 23, 2013 Share Posted December 23, 2013 Granted. It's a stonefish you have to step on.I wish for a loyal stonefish minion to kill all those I don't like with pain. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrrpamplemousse Posted December 23, 2013 Share Posted December 23, 2013 Granted, but you can't see it and step on it...I wish that stonefishes were red. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BagelRabbit Posted December 23, 2013 Share Posted December 23, 2013 Granted, but the freak mutation that made them red also allowed them to survive on land. Within months, thousands die because they stepped on the fish while texting, playing games in the park or even taking a brisk jog. As the death tolls rise, stonefish begin reproducing in the sewers, and soon, there is a massive plague of the nasty buggers, all crawling through the grass and searching for invertebrates. While the population is eventually controlled, a few fish remain in the sewers. They gradually multiply until tens of thousands burst out of manholes and, in some cases, toilets. This outburst kills hundreds more. The population is again controlled, but the same thing happens again several years later. And again. And again. Eventually, many move out of near-costal cities. This mass migration devastates costal infrastructure and costs billions, but the stonefish creep further and further inland.Stonefish-proof boots become common, and people learn to avoid the fish. ("Step on Red, You'll be Dead!") Life become almost normal for a time...and then this land survival trait spreads to moray eels.Sorry if that was a little dark. I wish that I could see the Milky Way from where I live... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZodiaK Posted December 23, 2013 Share Posted December 23, 2013 granted. the shift in the earth's alignment causes thousands to die due to weather, temperature, and such.I wish it was christmas already! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vexx32 Posted December 23, 2013 Author Share Posted December 23, 2013 Granted, but your family brutally murders you because they want your presents for themselves.I wish people would not make such a big thing of Christmas sometimes... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrrpamplemousse Posted December 23, 2013 Share Posted December 23, 2013 Granted, now they're addicted to the Thanksgiving.I wish I could draw. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Resindrid Posted December 23, 2013 Share Posted December 23, 2013 Granted, but you can never find your markers.I wish for a mouse. (As in computer mouse) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Starwhip Posted December 23, 2013 Share Posted December 23, 2013 Granted. It's broken. And it kills you.I wish that there were less threads that eventually get derailed by the, um, 5 or 6 of us posting you know what. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Resindrid Posted December 23, 2013 Share Posted December 23, 2013 Granted, they derail over something else.I wish for a TARDIS. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheCanadianVendingMachine Posted December 23, 2013 Share Posted December 23, 2013 Granted. The forums are now goneI wish that I could buy my computer parts today Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noname117 Posted December 24, 2013 Share Posted December 24, 2013 Granted. Of course, the price is jacked up by 100 timesI wish for a Canadian soda Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Galacticruler Posted December 24, 2013 Share Posted December 24, 2013 Granted, but it tastes of free pharmaceuticals.I wish the world would accept/embrace furries. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheCanadianVendingMachine Posted December 24, 2013 Share Posted December 24, 2013 Granted. They embrace them. They embrace them by killing them, skinning them, and then wearing their skin like the furries did animalsIwishforspacebar Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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