vexx32 Posted January 18, 2014 Author Share Posted January 18, 2014 Granted; it's actually known as "English", but hey, what's in a name?I wish I had a thousand dollars. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daman453 Posted January 19, 2014 Share Posted January 19, 2014 Granted; but it is smeared with mustard.I wish I had a wish Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vexx32 Posted January 19, 2014 Author Share Posted January 19, 2014 Granted; your next wish must be for you to gain gills and be teleported to the middle of the desert.I wish for some sugar. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Palladium Corp Posted January 19, 2014 Share Posted January 19, 2014 Granted! However, some ants get in during the middle of the night and steal it all!I wish for a new hat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flixxbeatz Posted January 19, 2014 Share Posted January 19, 2014 I wish for this world to be free of corruption. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Spacemonkey Posted January 19, 2014 Share Posted January 19, 2014 Granted. Now Mars is corrupted.I wish for stuff that I like but don't currently have. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
THENEWJOEMAMA Posted January 20, 2014 Share Posted January 20, 2014 Granted. Your greed causes the world to despise you, and you are executed.I wish for a MackleSmore. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vexx32 Posted January 20, 2014 Author Share Posted January 20, 2014 Granted, but you choke on it and die very slowly. Nobody can save you.I wish I was more prepared. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boosterspice Posted January 20, 2014 Share Posted January 20, 2014 Granted, you are prepared for everything. And you wait for something to happen. And wait. But nothing happens, and you die slowly while all you preparations crumble under the force of time.I wish I had a cute little dragon Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Palladium Corp Posted January 20, 2014 Share Posted January 20, 2014 Granted. It burns your house down by accident, but it does so in a cute way.I wish for another hat, my neck is a little sore from the last one I wished for... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GamerMitch Posted January 20, 2014 Share Posted January 20, 2014 Granted, But it's made of barbed wire and insulation.I wish I could make anything appear. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holo Posted January 20, 2014 Share Posted January 20, 2014 Granted. Anything appears, but you don't have choice over what. On the first use, 11.2 kg of Ununoctium appears inside you, killing you very quickly.I wish I had elemental powers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Palladium Corp Posted January 20, 2014 Share Posted January 20, 2014 Granted. You now have the element of surprise! you use it and are so surprised, you have a mental breakdown.I wish for something to help with all the cuts and scratches I got from my new hat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holo Posted January 20, 2014 Share Posted January 20, 2014 Granted. It help to exacerbate the cuts and scratches.I wish I was incapable of feeling strong surprise. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Palladium Corp Posted January 20, 2014 Share Posted January 20, 2014 Granted, but you are now more susceptible to weak surprise.I wish that I had a bandage for those nasty cuts on my head. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klingon Admiral Posted January 20, 2014 Share Posted January 20, 2014 Granted, but for every cut you bandage up, two more will appear on other parts of your body.I wish I never had to sleep. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Palladium Corp Posted January 20, 2014 Share Posted January 20, 2014 Granted. However, your pineal gland still acts like you do, and you get permanently tired.I wish that someone else had my hat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nemesis24 Posted January 20, 2014 Share Posted January 20, 2014 Granted, it's a zovgork from the planet Serdlon 9. They're allergic to hats, so he eats you.I wish to have some lemonade. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheCanadianVendingMachine Posted January 20, 2014 Share Posted January 20, 2014 Granted. I cut you, fill the lemonade with salt, and pour it into the woundI wish for better story telling skills Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Spacemonkey Posted January 20, 2014 Share Posted January 20, 2014 Granted. You now read horror stories that are R-18+ to children under the age of 10.I wish that the Kracken would awaken and kill everybody. Maybe Cthulhu too... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Palladium Corp Posted January 21, 2014 Share Posted January 21, 2014 Granted, but someone has changed the definition of "everybody" to "The Spacemonkey".I wish that I was better at programming in Pascal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Djolox Posted January 21, 2014 Share Posted January 21, 2014 i wish a stick Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forte Posted January 21, 2014 Share Posted January 21, 2014 Granted, but the stick is 20 tonnes and it crushes you.I wish for the ability to actually get to Duna for once. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noname117 Posted January 21, 2014 Share Posted January 21, 2014 Granted. You are in your spacecraft that makes the journey, and it lacks oxygen.I wish my civ 5 game was going better Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vexx32 Posted January 22, 2014 Author Share Posted January 22, 2014 Granted, but your real life takes a sharp downward spiral.I wish for some water. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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